Dear Pete Hegseth,
We have a lot in common. I shouldn't be Secretary of Defense either.

In advance of the Oscars tonight: a lot of comedy heroes let you down. They become unfunny/bitter/closed minded. Conan is the exception. He has grown & evolved & is funnier than he’s ever been. He’s also an extremely kind and lovely human. Just a sincere post to say: Conan rules.

I really need the police to solve Gene Hackman’s death before a podcast tries to do it

Here we go. Already feels nice in here.