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Jonathan Elsewhere
@jonathanelsewhere.bsky.social
Avid camper, wannabe hiker, fan of the outdoors, lover of books, cats and bicycles. Horror movies bring me joy. Known to enjoy sandwiches and naps.
Still based in NJ. Would like to be Elsewhere.
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You just described my morning so far.
August 23, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Right? It’s so strange.
August 23, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Holy fuck. That’s awful.
August 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I remember buying that CD. Listened to it constantly.
14 year old me would’ve loved to have heard you sing that.
41 year old me still would.
So there.
August 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I mean, when has Twitter ever been askew?
August 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Unacceptable. Time for a roadtrip.
August 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Don’t get me wrong. I have non-negotiables. If I can’t have my fried apples and hash brown casserole, both at the table during the meal with a second order of each for the car ride home, I will have a tantrum and someone will have to buy me scooter pies in the store.
August 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I understand completely. Just sharing my honest, unfiltered thoughts.
July 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
p.s. - No. please no. Never. Uh-uh. Negative, Ghost Rider. Your upper arms are *perfect*.
July 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Okay. Heard and understood. I’ve been there. I know that feeling well. And I also know that the only opinion that matters here is yours. Thats a given. But I do feel the need to point out that you are jaw-droppingly (word?) stunning in every way imaginable and nothing can change that. At all. Ever.
July 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Just gonna go ahead and preemptively cross that one off my list.
July 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
20 minutes later, I got out of the pool because it started raining.
Why? Why did I do that? 🤦‍♂️
July 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM