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Jonathan Elsewhere
@jonathanelsewhere.bsky.social
Avid camper, wannabe hiker, fan of the outdoors, lover of books, cats and bicycles. Horror movies bring me joy. Known to enjoy sandwiches and naps.
Still based in NJ. Would like to be Elsewhere.
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Pinterest knows me so well.
July 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Good evening from New Jersey.
July 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Good evening, all.
Enjoy your weekend.
July 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
What four fictional characters are you a combination of?
July 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Poolside with a cigar, a book, a beer and vaguely stormy skies.
Happy #Friday evening, all.
July 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I will never understand why ketchup on a hot dog is such an issue.
#Summer
July 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Sure, hot coffee makes sense today.
June 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I’m not sure how much force it takes to break a receptacle in half, but this was an unusual find. Swapped for something more visually appealing and less likely to burn the house down.
#Homeowner #DIY
May 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I had these left over after assembling the patio furniture.
I’m sure it’s fine.
May 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I’ve been having a rough couple of days (weeks).
She got me a Happy Meal.
I’m a lucky man.
May 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
So there’s a bit of pollen in the air…
May 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
100% me on both sides all of the time.🤷‍♂️
April 30, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Me wanting to understand the reference while acknowledging that I haven’t seen anything past season 1 in over 30 years.
April 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Exhibit A: The garage door openers are from 1995. I should replace those.
Okay, that’s enough work for right now.
April 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Seems appropriate for today.
April 16, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Repost the spectacles, nerd 🤓
April 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Another glorious day at Lumon.
March 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This is my introduction to Grady Hendrix and I could not be more delighted. Fun, engaging and beautifully written.
#booksky
March 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I remember when this was just a work of fiction about a dystopian future.
February 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This is what I post from.
January 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
And now, to end the evening on a kinder note…

Goodnight, all. 🌙
January 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Whipping up something simple for dinner.
January 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Not bad. It’s a bit like soft shortbread. Will do better on the next batch. 👌
January 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I always put O parts firsty.
January 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Good morning and happy Sunday, all! Whatever you’re doing today, stay safe and enjoy.
Reading on the couch is pretty much the extent of my activity for the day.
#BookSky
January 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM