Jonathan Elsewhere
@jonathanelsewhere.bsky.social
Avid camper, wannabe hiker, fan of the outdoors, lover of books, cats and bicycles. Horror movies bring me joy. Known to enjoy sandwiches and naps.
Still based in NJ. Would like to be Elsewhere.
🌎🌊🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🦋🏕️
Still based in NJ. Would like to be Elsewhere.
🌎🌊🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🦋🏕️
I would love to know what it’s like to sleep normally.
August 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I would love to know what it’s like to sleep normally.
I truly cannot fathom how some people are losing their minds over the Cracker Barrel sign.
Just order the Country Boy Breakfast with an extra side of fried apples and stop whining.
Just order the Country Boy Breakfast with an extra side of fried apples and stop whining.
August 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I truly cannot fathom how some people are losing their minds over the Cracker Barrel sign.
Just order the Country Boy Breakfast with an extra side of fried apples and stop whining.
Just order the Country Boy Breakfast with an extra side of fried apples and stop whining.
Florida makes the dumb go up to 11.
Live so that if your Life was a Book Florida would Ban it 🤷🏽♀️
August 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Florida makes the dumb go up to 11.
Reposted by Jonathan Elsewhere
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
August 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
It’s a perfect day for a hike through the pines.
But first, coffee. ☕️
Happy Sunday, all.
#hiking #PineBarrens
But first, coffee. ☕️
Happy Sunday, all.
#hiking #PineBarrens
August 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It’s a perfect day for a hike through the pines.
But first, coffee. ☕️
Happy Sunday, all.
#hiking #PineBarrens
But first, coffee. ☕️
Happy Sunday, all.
#hiking #PineBarrens
I’m in desperate need of a camping trip. Somewhere placid. Rural. Disconnected from all this *gestures wildly*.
#camping #nature #calm #unplugged
#camping #nature #calm #unplugged
August 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I’m in desperate need of a camping trip. Somewhere placid. Rural. Disconnected from all this *gestures wildly*.
#camping #nature #calm #unplugged
#camping #nature #calm #unplugged
There’s gotta be a better way to fight injustice.
August 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
There’s gotta be a better way to fight injustice.
Tough break, skid marks. That’s what happens when you’re a degenerate piece of shit.
Oklahoma's Trump-Loving, Bible-Thumping Superintendent Faces Porn Probe
A video of naked women reportedly played in Ryan Walters’ office during an executive session of the Oklahoma State Board of Education.
www.rollingstone.com
July 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Tough break, skid marks. That’s what happens when you’re a degenerate piece of shit.
Pinterest knows me so well.
July 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Pinterest knows me so well.
Good evening from New Jersey.
July 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Good evening from New Jersey.
Good evening, all.
Enjoy your weekend.
Enjoy your weekend.
July 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Good evening, all.
Enjoy your weekend.
Enjoy your weekend.
I’m in #training all day. Please send words of encouragement. Or pics of your pets.
Or pics of your landscaping.
Pics of something you’re proud of.
Recipes.
Electrical/plumbing tips and tricks.
Ghost stories.
ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING BEFORE I SUCCUMB TO THE BOREDOM.
Please and thank you. 🙏
#work
Or pics of your landscaping.
Pics of something you’re proud of.
Recipes.
Electrical/plumbing tips and tricks.
Ghost stories.
ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING BEFORE I SUCCUMB TO THE BOREDOM.
Please and thank you. 🙏
#work
July 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
What four fictional characters are you a combination of?
July 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
What four fictional characters are you a combination of?
I uh… I need a vacation. ASAP.
June 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I uh… I need a vacation. ASAP.
Sure, hot coffee makes sense today.
June 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Sure, hot coffee makes sense today.
This is the least summery of all the summers I can remember.
June 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This is the least summery of all the summers I can remember.
Weighing my options on just how much I want to do today.
Wake up ✅
Shower ✅
Caffeine ✅
Be productive ❌
Wake up ✅
Shower ✅
Caffeine ✅
Be productive ❌
June 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Weighing my options on just how much I want to do today.
Wake up ✅
Shower ✅
Caffeine ✅
Be productive ❌
Wake up ✅
Shower ✅
Caffeine ✅
Be productive ❌
Me logging on to Bluesky.
May 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Me logging on to Bluesky.
I’m not sure how much force it takes to break a receptacle in half, but this was an unusual find. Swapped for something more visually appealing and less likely to burn the house down.
#Homeowner #DIY
#Homeowner #DIY
May 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I’m not sure how much force it takes to break a receptacle in half, but this was an unusual find. Swapped for something more visually appealing and less likely to burn the house down.
#Homeowner #DIY
#Homeowner #DIY
Painting every wall on the inside of my house might be zen, but actually finishing the job and being able to sit outside and enjoy the weather will be more #zen.
May 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Painting every wall on the inside of my house might be zen, but actually finishing the job and being able to sit outside and enjoy the weather will be more #zen.
I have absolutely nothing checked out from the #library for the first time in two years and it feels so strange. Like I’m neglecting my local branch.
May 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I have absolutely nothing checked out from the #library for the first time in two years and it feels so strange. Like I’m neglecting my local branch.
If anyone is having trouble sleeping, I just put together a training video that’s sure to be a snooze fest.
May 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If anyone is having trouble sleeping, I just put together a training video that’s sure to be a snooze fest.