Jonathan Harris
@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social
Writer and producer for The Internet's "Some More News" and "Even More News."
Where ever could they have gotten that idea?
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Where ever could they have gotten that idea?
For whatever reason, these people now think it’s expedient to abandon Trump. Questions are 1) will it last? I kinda doubt it, but who knows. 2) will they conceivably coalesce around someone/something else?
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
For whatever reason, these people now think it’s expedient to abandon Trump. Questions are 1) will it last? I kinda doubt it, but who knows. 2) will they conceivably coalesce around someone/something else?
Something is happening.
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Something is happening.
Is this good?
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Is this good?
Funniest part of this gibberish, to me, is how he says "we've won a lot of good ones," in regard to America's wars, and then says we could use "Victory Day" to describe the end of more wars than just WWI and WWII, but obviously fails to identify any.
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Funniest part of this gibberish, to me, is how he says "we've won a lot of good ones," in regard to America's wars, and then says we could use "Victory Day" to describe the end of more wars than just WWI and WWII, but obviously fails to identify any.
when robust debate is happening in the public square
November 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
when robust debate is happening in the public square
"Look, I know everyone hates us, and we made everything worse, but... remember that time the people you don't like were sad? Wasn't that nice...?"
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"Look, I know everyone hates us, and we made everything worse, but... remember that time the people you don't like were sad? Wasn't that nice...?"
Disappointing. This is like if "The Winds of Winter" finally comes out but it's only 180 pages.
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Disappointing. This is like if "The Winds of Winter" finally comes out but it's only 180 pages.
"Picture the sandwich... discarded, broken, onions and mustard splattered out on the pavement. Picture the bread... earthy, wheat... now imagine it's white."
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
"Picture the sandwich... discarded, broken, onions and mustard splattered out on the pavement. Picture the bread... earthy, wheat... now imagine it's white."
Wildest reason for opposing mass murder I’ve ever seen.
October 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Wildest reason for opposing mass murder I’ve ever seen.
My brain is so fried from everything I was like “huh, which QB has Trump Derangement Syndrome?”
October 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
My brain is so fried from everything I was like “huh, which QB has Trump Derangement Syndrome?”
We failed to consider the obvious - he would consider such a scheme beneath him. He’s no one’s VP.
October 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
We failed to consider the obvious - he would consider such a scheme beneath him. He’s no one’s VP.
Amid all the justifiable concerns that we can’t “vote our way out of this,” one point of optimism would be that the president apparently still believes we can.
October 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Amid all the justifiable concerns that we can’t “vote our way out of this,” one point of optimism would be that the president apparently still believes we can.
Not the point of this tweet, but as a Jewish person, I find it bizarre to claim that "anti-Jewish hate has surged to record-breaking levels." What was the previous record...? Today is worse than that?
October 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Not the point of this tweet, but as a Jewish person, I find it bizarre to claim that "anti-Jewish hate has surged to record-breaking levels." What was the previous record...? Today is worse than that?
Not for nothing, but this is literally the current storyline with Jesus on South Park.
October 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Not for nothing, but this is literally the current storyline with Jesus on South Park.
The plaintiffs in this case are virulent racists and a guy who apparently forgot he signed a petition or something outside a T.J. Maxx.
October 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The plaintiffs in this case are virulent racists and a guy who apparently forgot he signed a petition or something outside a T.J. Maxx.
Going to delete our “What Happened To Joe Rogan?” episode and replace it with this image.
October 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Going to delete our “What Happened To Joe Rogan?” episode and replace it with this image.
“Hey everyone, remember when I and a bunch of other GOP senators were involved in that seditious conspiracy to overthrow an election? Anyway, I’m upset that anyone looked more into that.”
October 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
“Hey everyone, remember when I and a bunch of other GOP senators were involved in that seditious conspiracy to overthrow an election? Anyway, I’m upset that anyone looked more into that.”
-“Conservatives are generally grateful people, not motivated by resentment.”
(Actually, the entire MAGA movement is almost exclusively motivated by resentment)
-“uhhh, yeah, so…. if they are resentful, something really bad must have happened. Since, since they aren’t usually like that, y’know?”
(Actually, the entire MAGA movement is almost exclusively motivated by resentment)
-“uhhh, yeah, so…. if they are resentful, something really bad must have happened. Since, since they aren’t usually like that, y’know?”
October 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
-“Conservatives are generally grateful people, not motivated by resentment.”
(Actually, the entire MAGA movement is almost exclusively motivated by resentment)
-“uhhh, yeah, so…. if they are resentful, something really bad must have happened. Since, since they aren’t usually like that, y’know?”
(Actually, the entire MAGA movement is almost exclusively motivated by resentment)
-“uhhh, yeah, so…. if they are resentful, something really bad must have happened. Since, since they aren’t usually like that, y’know?”
Hilarious time to announce that the editor of this thing is taking over CBS News.
October 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Hilarious time to announce that the editor of this thing is taking over CBS News.
Gentlemen, to evil.
September 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Gentlemen, to evil.