Jonah Freedman
@jonahfreedman.bsky.social
I do the tech marketing thing. I used to do the journalism thing. Always doing the soccer thing. Never not doing the dad thing.
It’s a shame that game isn’t in LA. That would be insane.
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It’s a shame that game isn’t in LA. That would be insane.
Get Siphiwe Tshabalalalalalala on the line, stat!
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Get Siphiwe Tshabalalalalalala on the line, stat!
A mantra for life really.
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
A mantra for life really.
Don’t forget “*the* MLS.” Dumb cliches run deep.
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Don’t forget “*the* MLS.” Dumb cliches run deep.
Surely any event put on my FIFA — with a starring role for our Clueless Leader — will be efficient and in total service of the common fan.
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Surely any event put on my FIFA — with a starring role for our Clueless Leader — will be efficient and in total service of the common fan.
The Union are quickly stealing away the “Buffalo Bills of MLS” title away from New England.
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
The Union are quickly stealing away the “Buffalo Bills of MLS” title away from New England.
It's a good joke, but aren't we all bummed the UAE didn't qualify, denying Brazil and Argentina additional representation?
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It's a good joke, but aren't we all bummed the UAE didn't qualify, denying Brazil and Argentina additional representation?
He’s ambidextrously douchey. That I can endorse.
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
He’s ambidextrously douchey. That I can endorse.
Incredible. Morocco has done in the U.S. men's Olympic team, the U-20s and the U-17s all within a 15-month span. They've become our new Ghana.
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Incredible. Morocco has done in the U.S. men's Olympic team, the U-20s and the U-17s all within a 15-month span. They've become our new Ghana.
20. You think you’re better’n me?
October 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
20. You think you’re better’n me?
This is all fine and good, but no one is doing anything to stop this. No one seems to have the authority or leverage.
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This is all fine and good, but no one is doing anything to stop this. No one seems to have the authority or leverage.
Why would they? There’s not a democrat alive who can do anything to stop them.
October 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Why would they? There’s not a democrat alive who can do anything to stop them.
Feels like we're just a few weeks away from the implementation of Order 66.
October 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Feels like we're just a few weeks away from the implementation of Order 66.
I was gonna make a snarky comment, but I’m truly tickled just to see this fresh look in the wild again.
October 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I was gonna make a snarky comment, but I’m truly tickled just to see this fresh look in the wild again.
And that’s only the TOFU.
October 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
And that’s only the TOFU.
I take umbrage with this post.
October 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I take umbrage with this post.