Jonah Freedman
@jonahfreedman.bsky.social
I do the tech marketing thing. I used to do the journalism thing. Always doing the soccer thing. Never not doing the dad thing.
Trying to buy World Cup tickets. Sat in a queue two weeks ago to join a new queue that started this morning. Got through that queue and now in another queue to see what's available. This feels familiar. Can't quite put my finger on it...
October 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Trying to buy World Cup tickets. Sat in a queue two weeks ago to join a new queue that started this morning. Got through that queue and now in another queue to see what's available. This feels familiar. Can't quite put my finger on it...
Nothing exposes how hilariously ignorant western media are of Asian family naming conventions more than sports coverage. To boot, this isn’t even consistently incorrect!
September 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Nothing exposes how hilariously ignorant western media are of Asian family naming conventions more than sports coverage. To boot, this isn’t even consistently incorrect!
I got a new gig! So excited to hit the ground running at Automation Anywhere.
September 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I got a new gig! So excited to hit the ground running at Automation Anywhere.
Yes, you idiot man child. It's the easy fucking access to fucking guns in this fucking country.
August 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Yes, you idiot man child. It's the easy fucking access to fucking guns in this fucking country.
If someone told you 15 years ago (when this photo was taken) that all 3 of these guys would come to MLS and play meaningful roles, even in their late 30s, you’d say yes in a heartbeat.
July 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If someone told you 15 years ago (when this photo was taken) that all 3 of these guys would come to MLS and play meaningful roles, even in their late 30s, you’d say yes in a heartbeat.
Today's reminder my generation has no idea what’s going on. I read this, and I recognize there are definitely some words in this post. 👴
July 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Today's reminder my generation has no idea what’s going on. I read this, and I recognize there are definitely some words in this post. 👴
If this doesn't feel like a headline literally about our stupid modern times...
May 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If this doesn't feel like a headline literally about our stupid modern times...
I jumped on the bandwagon and asked ChatGPT to do the thing. And I do not hate this. At all. Down to the details! When the machines inevitably convert us all to power sources, this is a great tool to make me go more quietly. 🤣
#chatgpt #actionfigure #contentmarketing #contentcrusader
#chatgpt #actionfigure #contentmarketing #contentcrusader
April 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I jumped on the bandwagon and asked ChatGPT to do the thing. And I do not hate this. At all. Down to the details! When the machines inevitably convert us all to power sources, this is a great tool to make me go more quietly. 🤣
#chatgpt #actionfigure #contentmarketing #contentcrusader
#chatgpt #actionfigure #contentmarketing #contentcrusader
Listen, what kind of psychopath eats wings with NOTHING ON THEM.
April 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Listen, what kind of psychopath eats wings with NOTHING ON THEM.
By request. Here are the steps.
March 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
By request. Here are the steps.
My most viral tweet ever is nearly 8 years old. And unfortunately, my late grandmother has become even more prophetic.
March 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
My most viral tweet ever is nearly 8 years old. And unfortunately, my late grandmother has become even more prophetic.
Leaders show you who they really are in troubling times. From one of them in this screen shot, I’ve come to expect this behavior. The other…
February 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Leaders show you who they really are in troubling times. From one of them in this screen shot, I’ve come to expect this behavior. The other…
Hey Siri, show me today’s best example from The Bad Place of the fragile male ego.
January 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Hey Siri, show me today’s best example from The Bad Place of the fragile male ego.
In “today’s sign you worked in pro soccer for too long,” here’s one I read quite differently.
April 20, 2024 at 7:37 PM
In “today’s sign you worked in pro soccer for too long,” here’s one I read quite differently.
Does he come in peace?
October 27, 2023 at 3:18 AM
Does he come in peace?
My tactic: create a visible homage to the entire species on your body.
August 20, 2023 at 3:22 PM
My tactic: create a visible homage to the entire species on your body.
It’s only now just occurring to me that all three artists who moved me to tears with the same song are now gone from this earth, all way too soon. 😢
July 28, 2023 at 9:05 PM
It’s only now just occurring to me that all three artists who moved me to tears with the same song are now gone from this earth, all way too soon. 😢
I prefer this experience to Threads, 100%. But until Bluesky goes GA, feels like it’s a secret club of early adopters shaking each others’ hands.
July 21, 2023 at 9:11 PM
I prefer this experience to Threads, 100%. But until Bluesky goes GA, feels like it’s a secret club of early adopters shaking each others’ hands.