Jonah Alva | Stranded Here 👽🛠
@jonahalvaa.bsky.social
Hi! I'm Jonah. I'm an alien. I can't disclose any more than that at the moment. I do stuff from my ship in orbit around your planet.
twitch.tv/jonahalvaa
youtube.com/@JonahAlvaa
twitch.tv/jonahalvaa
youtube.com/@JonahAlvaa
I'm back! Almost over being sick. Continuing Expedition 33! I swear I played it a bit before it won every award!
twitch.tv/jonahalvaa
twitch.tv/jonahalvaa
JonahAlvaa - Twitch
I played this before it won every award, I swear! | Continuing Expedition 33. For those who come after
twitch.tv
December 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I'm back! Almost over being sick. Continuing Expedition 33! I swear I played it a bit before it won every award!
twitch.tv/jonahalvaa
twitch.tv/jonahalvaa
Gonna do a bit of a shorter stream because why not? Checking out Where Winds Meet!
twitch.tv/jonahalvaa
twitch.tv/jonahalvaa
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Gonna do a bit of a shorter stream because why not? Checking out Where Winds Meet!
twitch.tv/jonahalvaa
twitch.tv/jonahalvaa
I'm making it, y'all! Had my first gifted sub last night! Can't cash it out yet, hehe. But it makes me incredibly happy to know I'm doing something right! :D
November 20, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I'm making it, y'all! Had my first gifted sub last night! Can't cash it out yet, hehe. But it makes me incredibly happy to know I'm doing something right! :D
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🌊 Meet The Mimic Octopus 🌊
The Cephalopod of Many Disguises,
The Moon Druids of the Sea,
and Spies in Disguise!
Mimic Octopus are able to disguise themselves as practically any other animal! As they change their form to look like other animals they have observed, rather than by instinct!
#fishfact
The Cephalopod of Many Disguises,
The Moon Druids of the Sea,
and Spies in Disguise!
Mimic Octopus are able to disguise themselves as practically any other animal! As they change their form to look like other animals they have observed, rather than by instinct!
#fishfact
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
🌊 Meet The Mimic Octopus 🌊
The Cephalopod of Many Disguises,
The Moon Druids of the Sea,
and Spies in Disguise!
Mimic Octopus are able to disguise themselves as practically any other animal! As they change their form to look like other animals they have observed, rather than by instinct!
#fishfact
The Cephalopod of Many Disguises,
The Moon Druids of the Sea,
and Spies in Disguise!
Mimic Octopus are able to disguise themselves as practically any other animal! As they change their form to look like other animals they have observed, rather than by instinct!
#fishfact
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I haven't slept in about 30 hours. But I'm determined to stream around 1700 MT for the next three days. Don't even know what I'm gonna play yet. I think it's coffee time...
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I haven't slept in about 30 hours. But I'm determined to stream around 1700 MT for the next three days. Don't even know what I'm gonna play yet. I think it's coffee time...
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Super late to this. Ten games to get to know me! :D
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Super late to this. Ten games to get to know me! :D
I just turned 30 and can already feel my body starting to turn to dust, hehe. But I at least have new chat commands working and a Discord server barely started. That's something, right? My millennial ass is still learning shit
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I just turned 30 and can already feel my body starting to turn to dust, hehe. But I at least have new chat commands working and a Discord server barely started. That's something, right? My millennial ass is still learning shit
I haven't slept in about 30 hours. But I'm determined to stream around 1700 MT for the next three days. Don't even know what I'm gonna play yet. I think it's coffee time...
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I haven't slept in about 30 hours. But I'm determined to stream around 1700 MT for the next three days. Don't even know what I'm gonna play yet. I think it's coffee time...
I hope everyone had a fun Halloween! My costume was an off-duty Starfleet engineer who streams in his free time but always forgets to say when he's live!... I finished Leon's campaign at least hehe
youtu.be/7TjnkRgHVG4
youtu.be/7TjnkRgHVG4
Twitch Stream | Resident Evil 2 Remake | Part 5
YouTube video by Jonah Alva
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November 1, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I hope everyone had a fun Halloween! My costume was an off-duty Starfleet engineer who streams in his free time but always forgets to say when he's live!... I finished Leon's campaign at least hehe
youtu.be/7TjnkRgHVG4
youtu.be/7TjnkRgHVG4
There's a big wolf spider that's been in my room for a few days now. I swear all the annoying bugs are trying to move in now that it's getting colder... But she's like security in here! Haven't named her or anything yet.
October 31, 2025 at 10:18 AM
There's a big wolf spider that's been in my room for a few days now. I swear all the annoying bugs are trying to move in now that it's getting colder... But she's like security in here! Haven't named her or anything yet.
Super late to this. Ten games to get to know me! :D
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Super late to this. Ten games to get to know me! :D
Ugh, I feel like a mess. I'm so behind on projects. I forgot to post that I was streaming today. I spaced out raiding at the end. But I did have a lot of fun talking to some new people, and I made a lot of progress. Now I have more solid plans too. That's what matters, right? :)
a man with glasses is standing in front of a computer and says " i see this as an absolute win "
ALT: a man with glasses is standing in front of a computer and says " i see this as an absolute win "
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October 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Ugh, I feel like a mess. I'm so behind on projects. I forgot to post that I was streaming today. I spaced out raiding at the end. But I did have a lot of fun talking to some new people, and I made a lot of progress. Now I have more solid plans too. That's what matters, right? :)
Oh shit, it's my birthday! I'm officially old (30) now according to the internet... But I honestly feel like I'm still just getting started! >:)
October 18, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Oh shit, it's my birthday! I'm officially old (30) now according to the internet... But I honestly feel like I'm still just getting started! >:)
Why can't I find a nice roller dog here after like, 9PM? I'm craving a wiener. But none are to be found :'(. At least the walk was really nice.
October 4, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Why can't I find a nice roller dog here after like, 9PM? I'm craving a wiener. But none are to be found :'(. At least the walk was really nice.
Forgot to say I'm live with more RE2 right now! :)
Should I sleep? Probably. Would I rather just keep a flow going? I think yes. Gonna start Spooky (and my birth) month a bit early w/ some RE: 2 Remake. Scares should help keep my eyes open, right? twitch.tv/jonahalvaa
October 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Forgot to say I'm live with more RE2 right now! :)
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Friday at last…
September 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Friday at last…
Should I sleep? Probably. Would I rather just keep a flow going? I think yes. Gonna start Spooky (and my birth) month a bit early w/ some RE: 2 Remake. Scares should help keep my eyes open, right? twitch.tv/jonahalvaa
September 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Should I sleep? Probably. Would I rather just keep a flow going? I think yes. Gonna start Spooky (and my birth) month a bit early w/ some RE: 2 Remake. Scares should help keep my eyes open, right? twitch.tv/jonahalvaa
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Hey! It's been a few weeks, but we're finally going back to Tales of Berseria! Come chill/lurk/vibe, all welcome!
www.twitch.tv/kyllier
#Kobold | #TalesOf | #Vtuber | #TwitchStreamer
www.twitch.tv/kyllier
#Kobold | #TalesOf | #Vtuber | #TwitchStreamer
September 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Hey! It's been a few weeks, but we're finally going back to Tales of Berseria! Come chill/lurk/vibe, all welcome!
www.twitch.tv/kyllier
#Kobold | #TalesOf | #Vtuber | #TwitchStreamer
www.twitch.tv/kyllier
#Kobold | #TalesOf | #Vtuber | #TwitchStreamer
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I wanna meet new friends! If we haven't interacted properly before, introduce yourself! ⤵️
I'll start: I'm Oceo! I'm a self-made retro anime Vtuber and artist! 💜
I'll start: I'm Oceo! I'm a self-made retro anime Vtuber and artist! 💜
September 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I wanna meet new friends! If we haven't interacted properly before, introduce yourself! ⤵️
I'll start: I'm Oceo! I'm a self-made retro anime Vtuber and artist! 💜
I'll start: I'm Oceo! I'm a self-made retro anime Vtuber and artist! 💜
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If you would like to support me during my move be sure to check out my Vgen shop! Every little bit helps! 💛
If you haven't already, you should follow me on @vgen.co !! Get notified when my commissions open, free assets or bases drop in my shop!
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#Vgen | #VgenComms | #VgenShop
✏️ vgen.co/crypttidcuddler
#Vgen | #VgenComms | #VgenShop
September 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
If you would like to support me during my move be sure to check out my Vgen shop! Every little bit helps! 💛
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A special election in Minnesota will determine who will fill the seat of the late Democratic state Rep. Melissa Hortman, just over three months after she and her husband were fatally shot in what Gov. Tim Walz at the time called "a politically motivated assassination." https://cnn.it/3VjYf2L
September 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
A special election in Minnesota will determine who will fill the seat of the late Democratic state Rep. Melissa Hortman, just over three months after she and her husband were fatally shot in what Gov. Tim Walz at the time called "a politically motivated assassination." https://cnn.it/3VjYf2L
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Hey guys just a reminder NEVER SIGN UP FOR A PROTEST!
If your going to protest you are NEVER going to be required to Give personal details
Why the FUCK would You want some stranger knowing your personal details in this day & age when any sort of rebellion is viewed as akin to a capital offense?!?!
If your going to protest you are NEVER going to be required to Give personal details
Why the FUCK would You want some stranger knowing your personal details in this day & age when any sort of rebellion is viewed as akin to a capital offense?!?!
We need your help to make October 18 the biggest peaceful protest of the year. Please spread the word, register your local event as soon as you can, and start RSVPing for the local protests to help build momentum: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i...
September 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Hey guys just a reminder NEVER SIGN UP FOR A PROTEST!
If your going to protest you are NEVER going to be required to Give personal details
Why the FUCK would You want some stranger knowing your personal details in this day & age when any sort of rebellion is viewed as akin to a capital offense?!?!
If your going to protest you are NEVER going to be required to Give personal details
Why the FUCK would You want some stranger knowing your personal details in this day & age when any sort of rebellion is viewed as akin to a capital offense?!?!