Jonah Alva | Stranded Here 👽🛠
@jonahalvaa.bsky.social
Hi! I'm Jonah. I'm an alien. I can't disclose any more than that at the moment. I do stuff from my ship in orbit around your planet.
twitch.tv/jonahalvaa
youtube.com/@JonahAlvaa
twitch.tv/jonahalvaa
youtube.com/@JonahAlvaa
Let's hop on! Hoping for Snowshine and Laevatain
January 23, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Let's hop on! Hoping for Snowshine and Laevatain
I just turned 30 and can already feel my body starting to turn to dust, hehe. But I at least have new chat commands working and a Discord server barely started. That's something, right? My millennial ass is still learning shit
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I just turned 30 and can already feel my body starting to turn to dust, hehe. But I at least have new chat commands working and a Discord server barely started. That's something, right? My millennial ass is still learning shit
I haven't slept in about 30 hours. But I'm determined to stream around 1700 MT for the next three days. Don't even know what I'm gonna play yet. I think it's coffee time...
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I haven't slept in about 30 hours. But I'm determined to stream around 1700 MT for the next three days. Don't even know what I'm gonna play yet. I think it's coffee time...
Super late to this. Ten games to get to know me! :D
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Super late to this. Ten games to get to know me! :D
Should I sleep? Probably. Would I rather just keep a flow going? I think yes. Gonna start Spooky (and my birth) month a bit early w/ some RE: 2 Remake. Scares should help keep my eyes open, right? twitch.tv/jonahalvaa
September 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Should I sleep? Probably. Would I rather just keep a flow going? I think yes. Gonna start Spooky (and my birth) month a bit early w/ some RE: 2 Remake. Scares should help keep my eyes open, right? twitch.tv/jonahalvaa
Schedule for the rest of the week. Gonna try to stick to it :)
September 16, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Schedule for the rest of the week. Gonna try to stick to it :)
Omegaverse quiz results!?
Yet I'm still single smh...
Nah, I actually very rarely feel lonely. Which I guess fits? Idk
Yet I'm still single smh...
Nah, I actually very rarely feel lonely. Which I guess fits? Idk
September 16, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Omegaverse quiz results!?
Yet I'm still single smh...
Nah, I actually very rarely feel lonely. Which I guess fits? Idk
Yet I'm still single smh...
Nah, I actually very rarely feel lonely. Which I guess fits? Idk
Time to add a little to my lore? Once had a bad seizure and cracked my head open. But where I'm from, fixing a skull is super easy and free. It even comes with tech to make it look more "normal", among other upgrades! I might embrace my "natural" look more though. Headplate and repaired eye exposed
September 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Time to add a little to my lore? Once had a bad seizure and cracked my head open. But where I'm from, fixing a skull is super easy and free. It even comes with tech to make it look more "normal", among other upgrades! I might embrace my "natural" look more though. Headplate and repaired eye exposed
Feeling better, think I'm back. Hollow Knight into Silksong for the foreseeable future? Sounds good to me. Streaming today and tomorrow around 3 PM CT
September 11, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Feeling better, think I'm back. Hollow Knight into Silksong for the foreseeable future? Sounds good to me. Streaming today and tomorrow around 3 PM CT
I'm Jonah (or Jay, or Alva)! I'm an alien guy stuck here due to a math error. Can't say much more right now. Building the lore and my own model as I go! Down to play or chat about anything 🖤
September 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I'm Jonah (or Jay, or Alva)! I'm an alien guy stuck here due to a math error. Can't say much more right now. Building the lore and my own model as I go! Down to play or chat about anything 🖤
Checking out PoE 2 during its free weekend in a bit! Grabbing some food and hanging out w/ the ducks first
August 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Checking out PoE 2 during its free weekend in a bit! Grabbing some food and hanging out w/ the ducks first
July 27, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Trying to get back into cooking a bit. It really is one of my passions that I wish I could do more! Made some kimbap rolls. Can do them late at night since they're cold. No cooking, minimal odor.
June 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Trying to get back into cooking a bit. It really is one of my passions that I wish I could do more! Made some kimbap rolls. Can do them late at night since they're cold. No cooking, minimal odor.
Tentative schedule
June 12, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Tentative schedule
Needless to say, streams might be on hold for a bit still. Little difficult to hold a controller or mouse.
June 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Needless to say, streams might be on hold for a bit still. Little difficult to hold a controller or mouse.
Was out for a 1 AM walk, as I do. Heard a weird sound, looked up, and saw these lil guys/gals. Some adorable owlets! The dude in the picture let me get within almost arms reach. Coolest thing I've seen this month!
June 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Was out for a 1 AM walk, as I do. Heard a weird sound, looked up, and saw these lil guys/gals. Some adorable owlets! The dude in the picture let me get within almost arms reach. Coolest thing I've seen this month!
Got this from my sister the other night. I traded her the FMA Official Art book I had for it. Still haven't even started it, I know what's coming 😅
May 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Got this from my sister the other night. I traded her the FMA Official Art book I had for it. Still haven't even started it, I know what's coming 😅
Saw this duck with a cool haircut the other day. If I didn't shave my head irl I'd need to know where bro got this fade
May 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Saw this duck with a cool haircut the other day. If I didn't shave my head irl I'd need to know where bro got this fade
Spider update! Fed him for the first time this morning. Cut a mealworm in half (kinda gross, got a little of its guts on my desk), put it in, and took a nap. Half of it was gone when I woke up. When I got home from work, he had moved the other half to a different spot and started building a web.
May 5, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Spider update! Fed him for the first time this morning. Cut a mealworm in half (kinda gross, got a little of its guts on my desk), put it in, and took a nap. Half of it was gone when I woke up. When I got home from work, he had moved the other half to a different spot and started building a web.
Adopted a new friend today! He's a baby Antilles Pink Toe. He's so cute and vibrant, I already love him.
May 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Adopted a new friend today! He's a baby Antilles Pink Toe. He's so cute and vibrant, I already love him.
Kimchi recently and very quickly became one of my favorite foods. So I tried making my own! Think it turned out great. Should be even better in a few days!
February 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Kimchi recently and very quickly became one of my favorite foods. So I tried making my own! Think it turned out great. Should be even better in a few days!
Was visiting the pet shop earlier for aquarium supplies. This 'lil guy really got my attention tho. Ran right up as soon as I was looking at their enclosure. Seems to really want to be adopted. Little sad that I can't :'(
January 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Was visiting the pet shop earlier for aquarium supplies. This 'lil guy really got my attention tho. Ran right up as soon as I was looking at their enclosure. Seems to really want to be adopted. Little sad that I can't :'(
That looks so good! I love seeing VTubers actually cook some food for once :P. I've recently made tuna kimbap w/ kimchi, which turned out great. Currently dialing in a jalapaño popper recipe. Mind sharing the recipe for chipotle mayo? Sounds awesome!
January 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
That looks so good! I love seeing VTubers actually cook some food for once :P. I've recently made tuna kimbap w/ kimchi, which turned out great. Currently dialing in a jalapaño popper recipe. Mind sharing the recipe for chipotle mayo? Sounds awesome!
Still figuring out a good stream schedule with work and whatnot... Maybe let's try this one? I also don't really know what I'm going to be playing, so it's gonna be a surprise for the time being! Will vary by week... Let's just try this out!
December 6, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Still figuring out a good stream schedule with work and whatnot... Maybe let's try this one? I also don't really know what I'm going to be playing, so it's gonna be a surprise for the time being! Will vary by week... Let's just try this out!