☀️Jolie☀️
@joliechanel.bsky.social
Wife, oldest sister, swiftie, theatre lover, romantasy reader🌶️, adhd | licensed esthetician | 💙 | RIP bird app & TikTok | she/her | 29
📖 CR: A Touch of Chaos(can’t finish this bc I’m dreading the topic of impending war during the current climate)
📖 CR: A Touch of Chaos(can’t finish this bc I’m dreading the topic of impending war during the current climate)
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☀️Jolie☀️
@joliechanel.bsky.social
· Sep 18
“The world will be saved and remade by dreamers” -Empire of Storms
Me asking my husband to put my boxed red wine in our very expensive red wine glasses we got as a wedding gift. Happy Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Me asking my husband to put my boxed red wine in our very expensive red wine glasses we got as a wedding gift. Happy Christmas
Crazy to have clients getting Brazilian waxes on Christmas Eve. Girl u should’ve done that at least 2-3 days ago!!! Just asking for ingrowns!!
December 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Crazy to have clients getting Brazilian waxes on Christmas Eve. Girl u should’ve done that at least 2-3 days ago!!! Just asking for ingrowns!!
I will just go back to the freakin radio in my car if this happens
Major record labels are reportedly pressuring Spotify, Apple Music, and other streaming services to raise subscription prices, saying current rates haven’t kept up with inflation, according to Financial Times.
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I will just go back to the freakin radio in my car if this happens
6:30 yoga class where I can barely keep my eyes opened followed by blaring No Good Deed over & over on the drive home
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
6:30 yoga class where I can barely keep my eyes opened followed by blaring No Good Deed over & over on the drive home
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I refuse to believe politicians are forgetting how rancid MTG is. Sure we can have a big tent but we do not need to welcome someone like her. Please everyone get a fucking hold of yourselves.
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I refuse to believe politicians are forgetting how rancid MTG is. Sure we can have a big tent but we do not need to welcome someone like her. Please everyone get a fucking hold of yourselves.
I just don’t think I’ll ever read another book series that made me feel the way Throne of Glass and ACOTAR did…
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I just don’t think I’ll ever read another book series that made me feel the way Throne of Glass and ACOTAR did…
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Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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Tell the billionaires who said they’d move out of New York if Mamdani won to get to the airport early because the lines are long due to the government shutdown orchestrated by billionaire Trump.
Safe travels!
Safe travels!
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Tell the billionaires who said they’d move out of New York if Mamdani won to get to the airport early because the lines are long due to the government shutdown orchestrated by billionaire Trump.
Safe travels!
Safe travels!
Cheering for all the people that showed up yesterday and voted like their state and their neighbors and their country depended on it🫶🏻
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Cheering for all the people that showed up yesterday and voted like their state and their neighbors and their country depended on it🫶🏻
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been microdosing hope so much the last decade i think this hit is gonna send me flying, im one step away from britney spinning
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
been microdosing hope so much the last decade i think this hit is gonna send me flying, im one step away from britney spinning
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YUM
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
YUM
Man I wish I lived in New York for this election
November 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Man I wish I lived in New York for this election
When the entire bar in Indianapolis is sad when the Blue Jays lose 😉😭
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
When the entire bar in Indianapolis is sad when the Blue Jays lose 😉😭
My father in law asking if he can have a cupcake that my mother in law made for me 🥹🫶🏻🫡🤷🏻♀️
November 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
My father in law asking if he can have a cupcake that my mother in law made for me 🥹🫶🏻🫡🤷🏻♀️
Mom had EBT when we were young and parents split up and as terrible and turbulent as that time was in our life, at least we never had to worry about eating.
November 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Mom had EBT when we were young and parents split up and as terrible and turbulent as that time was in our life, at least we never had to worry about eating.
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This whole thread.
“Oh no, someone might eat food!”
Good. That’s good.
“They might buy something they like.”
Cool.
“They might get a treat!”
Also cool.
“Oh no, someone might eat food!”
Good. That’s good.
“They might buy something they like.”
Cool.
“They might get a treat!”
Also cool.
There's something deeply disturbing about EBT/SNAP hate to me. Like just truly bone blanching shit.
October 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This whole thread.
“Oh no, someone might eat food!”
Good. That’s good.
“They might buy something they like.”
Cool.
“They might get a treat!”
Also cool.
“Oh no, someone might eat food!”
Good. That’s good.
“They might buy something they like.”
Cool.
“They might get a treat!”
Also cool.
Once again I will repeat, “this is the bad place!”
I hate this timeline and every person who allowed this to happen
October 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Once again I will repeat, “this is the bad place!”
Ahhhh today I woke up and just immediately felt the weight of having to leave my time off from work bubble and go back to customer service in a time where the world is falling apart 😮💨😭
October 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Ahhhh today I woke up and just immediately felt the weight of having to leave my time off from work bubble and go back to customer service in a time where the world is falling apart 😮💨😭
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Met a very good boy today #nokingsday
October 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Met a very good boy today #nokingsday
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Honestly I think it’s kind of fun we had a good old fashioned art heist in 2025, complete with costumes. Feels kinda old-fashioned and whimsical these days.
October 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Honestly I think it’s kind of fun we had a good old fashioned art heist in 2025, complete with costumes. Feels kinda old-fashioned and whimsical these days.
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The government said they aren’t releasing SNAP benefits in November — but ALDI is helping families out. Their Thanksgiving meal bundle feeds 10 people for just $40! 🦃 Available now through Christmas Eve, it includes 21 items (like a 14-lb turkey + sides). Share this with everyone!
October 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The government said they aren’t releasing SNAP benefits in November — but ALDI is helping families out. Their Thanksgiving meal bundle feeds 10 people for just $40! 🦃 Available now through Christmas Eve, it includes 21 items (like a 14-lb turkey + sides). Share this with everyone!
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Do NOT engage. Do not quote dunk, do not screencap. Do not @ with your witty zingers. Give them not one breath of oxygen here.
Block, ignore, move on.
Block, ignore, move on.
October 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Do NOT engage. Do not quote dunk, do not screencap. Do not @ with your witty zingers. Give them not one breath of oxygen here.
Block, ignore, move on.
Block, ignore, move on.
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We’re taking to the streets across the nation on October 18 to protest the Trump administration’s abuse of executive power.
Join us on October 6 at 8pm ET to make sure you’re prepared to protest safely. RSVP at aclu.org/KYRtraining_oct6
Join us on October 6 at 8pm ET to make sure you’re prepared to protest safely. RSVP at aclu.org/KYRtraining_oct6
October 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
We’re taking to the streets across the nation on October 18 to protest the Trump administration’s abuse of executive power.
Join us on October 6 at 8pm ET to make sure you’re prepared to protest safely. RSVP at aclu.org/KYRtraining_oct6
Join us on October 6 at 8pm ET to make sure you’re prepared to protest safely. RSVP at aclu.org/KYRtraining_oct6
The fact that LoaS is released in less than 24hours but my sister and I decided we wouldn’t listen to it until we went to the release party movie tomorrow night 😮💨💀
October 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The fact that LoaS is released in less than 24hours but my sister and I decided we wouldn’t listen to it until we went to the release party movie tomorrow night 😮💨💀