Jeb Foxworthy
@jojovonjo.bsky.social
I watch cartoons and sometimes wrestling. He/Him
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Former World Record Holder.
All opinions are those of the Disney Corporation.
Former World Record Holder.
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Jeb Foxworthy
@jojovonjo.bsky.social
· Mar 14
For the sake of my own mental health, I feel it is best I continue to be a massive asshole.
The rumble lacked Hype moments and Aura. Frankly that's the most important part of those matches. Kinda sucked.
February 1, 2026 at 2:44 AM
The rumble lacked Hype moments and Aura. Frankly that's the most important part of those matches. Kinda sucked.
It's been a half hour since the snow play went by and I already can't see the road again. Stay safe guys.
January 25, 2026 at 2:24 PM
It's been a half hour since the snow play went by and I already can't see the road again. Stay safe guys.
Not sure I'm going to work today.
January 25, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Not sure I'm going to work today.
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Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
WASHINGTON—Expressing deep fondness for those long-gone halcyon days, the U.S. population collectively yearned Tuesday for the relative calm of the “president is a giant pedophile” news cycle. “It was...
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January 24, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
"But he had a gun." This is America, dipshit. We are allowed to have those here.
January 24, 2026 at 9:57 PM
"But he had a gun." This is America, dipshit. We are allowed to have those here.
Always weird to see a game dev say they can't include gay people because of "historical accuracy." Then you watch the trailer and see a guy fighting a dragon. I'm willing to bet medieval times had more gays than it did dragons.
January 23, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Always weird to see a game dev say they can't include gay people because of "historical accuracy." Then you watch the trailer and see a guy fighting a dragon. I'm willing to bet medieval times had more gays than it did dragons.
Trump actually dies every couple of weeks. They replace him with a newly grown one from the lab. It's why he never remembers any of the things he said.
January 21, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Trump actually dies every couple of weeks. They replace him with a newly grown one from the lab. It's why he never remembers any of the things he said.
You can't use your second amendment right to do the thing the second amendment right exists to let you do apparently.
January 19, 2026 at 2:29 PM
You can't use your second amendment right to do the thing the second amendment right exists to let you do apparently.
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c.j. stroud did everything right here. you have to throw the ball if you want to be the champion
January 18, 2026 at 9:07 PM
c.j. stroud did everything right here. you have to throw the ball if you want to be the champion
Sucks that so many football fans are actually just gambling addicts who can't appreciate how fucking cool that Broncos interception was.
January 18, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Sucks that so many football fans are actually just gambling addicts who can't appreciate how fucking cool that Broncos interception was.
If you only look at one digit of the score the Pacers are really holding their own.
January 18, 2026 at 2:24 AM
If you only look at one digit of the score the Pacers are really holding their own.
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Forced face scanning of a U.S. citizen with zero cause, just bald racial profiling. This is tech fascism.
Mubashir and his family came to the United States as refugees from Ethiopia when he was a child, and they all became naturalized citizens in 2019.
Despite being a U.S. citizen, Mubashir was targeted by ICE, assaulted, and detained. Listen to his story:
Despite being a U.S. citizen, Mubashir was targeted by ICE, assaulted, and detained. Listen to his story:
January 18, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Forced face scanning of a U.S. citizen with zero cause, just bald racial profiling. This is tech fascism.
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it ought to be interesting to see who winds up winning this bills-broncos game
January 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
it ought to be interesting to see who winds up winning this bills-broncos game
Work gave everyone AI generated feedback. Mine was to work more consistent hours. I had to ask if they were going to schedule me more consistent hours. Was told my hours are based on need. I'm not sure how I'm supposed to do anything with that feedback. lol.
January 14, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Work gave everyone AI generated feedback. Mine was to work more consistent hours. I had to ask if they were going to schedule me more consistent hours. Was told my hours are based on need. I'm not sure how I'm supposed to do anything with that feedback. lol.
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obama only hurt people i don't care about. what a guy
January 11, 2026 at 10:53 PM
obama only hurt people i don't care about. what a guy
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JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place
January 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place
Despite my post one year ago, 2025 was not the year I “finish Naruto Shippuden.” However I can confidently say 2026 probably wont be either. I expect to try a few times and stall out again. Trying to be more honest with my resolution this year.
January 1, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Despite my post one year ago, 2025 was not the year I “finish Naruto Shippuden.” However I can confidently say 2026 probably wont be either. I expect to try a few times and stall out again. Trying to be more honest with my resolution this year.
This might be a useful reaction image.
December 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This might be a useful reaction image.
Just walked up to my local elementary school. Banged on the door for 20 minutes. No answer. Broke in through a window and the whole building was empty. I think the schools are fake, guys.
December 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Just walked up to my local elementary school. Banged on the door for 20 minutes. No answer. Broke in through a window and the whole building was empty. I think the schools are fake, guys.
I don't really understand being a fan of the SEC. It feels like if I was a fan of the AFC South. Shouldn't they be your teams biggest rivals? I don't see that lame shit from the Big 10.
December 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I don't really understand being a fan of the SEC. It feels like if I was a fan of the AFC South. Shouldn't they be your teams biggest rivals? I don't see that lame shit from the Big 10.
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DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website https://theonion.com/doj-removes-all-mentions-of-justice-from-website/
December 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website https://theonion.com/doj-removes-all-mentions-of-justice-from-website/