Have a hellbender (North America’s largest salamander). They kinda look like amphibian Moo Deng.

Hey @probsnotaliens.bsky.social - since you mentioned Mothman in your most recent ep, here’s a a reminder that the Mothman statue in Point Pleasant, WV is totally caked up.

I am reading a paper that posits hellbenders are not a charismatic species. And like, c’mon. Say that to his face.

Oh! Also I had a small piece published in a book! Check out Wild Life from Atlas Obscura:

Update:

I’m not saying I waited to vote specifically so I could get this sticker, but I’m not NOT saying that.

Oh hey, I’m in a book! So excited to be a contributor to Atlas Obscura’s new book, Wild Life. You can find my piece about the “island rule” alongside countless other weird, wild and wonderful stories from the natural world.

Amargasaurus!

Sorry for dragging Twitter content over here, but this is one of the most brutal disses imaginable.

What do you mean “not in word list”? It’s pride month, c’mon

Um…yeah, I think you’re gone.

BORB!

Surfin the net