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John Valhalla
@johnvalhalla.bsky.social
HAIL ETERNAL VICEROY! 🚩 Valhallan 🚩 Patriot 🚩, proud Captain, destroyer of DISSIDENCE. Vlendr 2028! RIP Valhalla Internationale, you will be missed.
Nobody wanted you here. You convince yourself that we are a big, unified entity, when we are not. You have been the fascist cocksleeve of LuxSemper for months now, harassing innocent people. You’re going to do the exact same thing in 2 months because you’re a fucking idiot. I HATE you.
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It’s okay, we forgive you. See you in 2 weeks!
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Why did u do dat :<
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Never forget, Savliy. You will always have a bit of Valhalla inside you.
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I change my mind. Love Synical. Spread nothing but love and whimsy.
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
FOLLOWED!
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This is hereby the criteria for "being in the EC," by the way. Vlendr agreed to it. As long as you’ve read my post above, you’re in our extended community FOREVER. And you’re not in the EC if you haven’t read it.
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Yet another example of Valhallan honesty.
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
You are coated in the slime of Pastriellie’s semen.
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’m keeping the Charlie Kirk reply, though. That one was funny.
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Thank you. And God be with you.
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Hey, man. Tone it down on the rape jokes. I’ve had a change of heart. Did you know that people get raped every day? Like, penis forcefully inserted into their vagina rape? Oral rape? Rape on CHILDREN? I was a child once. Never had the honor of being raped, but I digress.

Let’s be more considerate.
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Can’t read this rn. Busy
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Delete this. They don’t have to know that. I just wanted an excuse to post some blatantly evil shit.
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
👀
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
My girlfriend is VERY real, thank you very much. And she does NOT appreciate this BLATANT SLANDER from The Mything Luigi. You liking his post only FANS the FIRE!
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
>I don’t quite like the harassment of people
>Unless it’s funny, then I like it

YOU’VE HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS!
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM