John Valhalla
@johnvalhalla.bsky.social
HAIL ETERNAL VICEROY! 🚩 Valhallan 🚩 Patriot 🚩, proud Captain, destroyer of DISSIDENCE. Vlendr 2028! RIP Valhalla Internationale, you will be missed.
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His Excellency, Vlendr, the Viceroy of the Viceroyalty of New Valhalla and Leader of the New Valhallan Movement, has requested YOURS TRULY to release a public statement to EC Bluesky on his behalf.
It is YOUR patriotic duty to read this document in full, Valhallans.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
It is YOUR patriotic duty to read this document in full, Valhallans.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
[VNV] First Viceroy Public Statement
VICEREGAL LETTER For the General Public, from the Viceroy November 17, 2025 The Viceroyalty's extended community The New Valhallan Movement and Viceroyalty of New Valhalla Hello, readers. In my sev...
docs.google.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
His Excellency, Vlendr, the Viceroy of the Viceroyalty of New Valhalla and Leader of the New Valhallan Movement, has requested YOURS TRULY to release a public statement to EC Bluesky on his behalf.
It is YOUR patriotic duty to read this document in full, Valhallans.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
It is YOUR patriotic duty to read this document in full, Valhallans.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
In short, DOX Synical.
idk how to voice my opinion correctly but, imo if vnv hr started acting +- normal, vnv's reputation wiuld stabilize and people wouldnt get straight up bullied and dumped for joining vnv by thise who know what the hr are doing
"vnv hicomm is hitler" people realizing that literally every hicomm is hitler and if thats not something youre comfortable with you just gotta leave the community altogether or settle on being blissfully unaware LR (vario dont say it)
(or being a whining drifter is also ok)
(or being a whining drifter is also ok)
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
In short, DOX Synical.
Remember, guys. If you’re reading this, you’re in the EC. CRAZY concept, I know!
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Remember, guys. If you’re reading this, you’re in the EC. CRAZY concept, I know!
The Viceroy knows best.
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The Viceroy knows best.
Yet ANOTHER example of Valhallan honesty and honor!
In this screenshot, Vraetoria VERY CLEARLY STATES what the VNV is going to do to Sunscarred, in great detail! Yet she was not taken seriously. Bummer! 👎
We ALWAYS gives our opponents a heads-up and a chance to prepare. Sounds like a them problem!
In this screenshot, Vraetoria VERY CLEARLY STATES what the VNV is going to do to Sunscarred, in great detail! Yet she was not taken seriously. Bummer! 👎
We ALWAYS gives our opponents a heads-up and a chance to prepare. Sounds like a them problem!
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Yet ANOTHER example of Valhallan honesty and honor!
In this screenshot, Vraetoria VERY CLEARLY STATES what the VNV is going to do to Sunscarred, in great detail! Yet she was not taken seriously. Bummer! 👎
We ALWAYS gives our opponents a heads-up and a chance to prepare. Sounds like a them problem!
In this screenshot, Vraetoria VERY CLEARLY STATES what the VNV is going to do to Sunscarred, in great detail! Yet she was not taken seriously. Bummer! 👎
We ALWAYS gives our opponents a heads-up and a chance to prepare. Sounds like a them problem!
@squidoctopusee.bsky.social Just saw your profile again, and I wanted to say, THANK YOU for standing up for us oppressed Sunscarredians. It REALLY is cruel what New Valhallmghfhffg.. n-no! mpfgh~! mmhf.. no.. w-we can't Pastriellie~.. we're both boys...! mghfhgf..~
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
@squidoctopusee.bsky.social Just saw your profile again, and I wanted to say, THANK YOU for standing up for us oppressed Sunscarredians. It REALLY is cruel what New Valhallmghfhffg.. n-no! mpfgh~! mmhf.. no.. w-we can't Pastriellie~.. we're both boys...! mghfhgf..~
You killed the Moderate. Now you get the Radical.
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
You killed the Moderate. Now you get the Radical.
WOAH! LOOK! A PHOTO OF THE SKY! DO YOU GUYS THINK IF I ATTACH A VAGUE, MEANINGLESS QUESTION WITH THIS IMAGE, AND THEN POST IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA, PEOPLE WILL THINK I’M NORMAL?
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
WOAH! LOOK! A PHOTO OF THE SKY! DO YOU GUYS THINK IF I ATTACH A VAGUE, MEANINGLESS QUESTION WITH THIS IMAGE, AND THEN POST IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA, PEOPLE WILL THINK I’M NORMAL?
Reposted by John Valhalla
#TAGYOURSELFBELOW #HOWRAPEDWEREYOU
New Valhalla is a SAFE SPACE for ALL VICTIMS of RAPE, SEXUAL ASSAULT, and UNWANTED GROPING. Even YOU, my friend! Apply to become a member of the Viceroyalty of New Valhalla today, and join the #RAPESQUAD!
New Valhalla is a SAFE SPACE for ALL VICTIMS of RAPE, SEXUAL ASSAULT, and UNWANTED GROPING. Even YOU, my friend! Apply to become a member of the Viceroyalty of New Valhalla today, and join the #RAPESQUAD!
November 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
#TAGYOURSELFBELOW #HOWRAPEDWEREYOU
New Valhalla is a SAFE SPACE for ALL VICTIMS of RAPE, SEXUAL ASSAULT, and UNWANTED GROPING. Even YOU, my friend! Apply to become a member of the Viceroyalty of New Valhalla today, and join the #RAPESQUAD!
New Valhalla is a SAFE SPACE for ALL VICTIMS of RAPE, SEXUAL ASSAULT, and UNWANTED GROPING. Even YOU, my friend! Apply to become a member of the Viceroyalty of New Valhalla today, and join the #RAPESQUAD!
Location: 🇮🇳 India
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Location: 🇮🇳 India
Reposted by John Valhalla
boi they're not letting you hit 😭😂
October 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
boi they're not letting you hit 😭😂
Two EQC whiteshirts talking about the Ants when a Valhallan who knows 3 and a half things about the Sunscarred Militia walks in
November 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Two EQC whiteshirts talking about the Ants when a Valhallan who knows 3 and a half things about the Sunscarred Militia walks in
Reposted by John Valhalla
Is your group retarded? It MIGHT be led by LuxSemper!
October 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Is your group retarded? It MIGHT be led by LuxSemper!
I know about the Anti-Telamon Club.
October 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I know about the Anti-Telamon Club.
Our great brothers in Equinox & Co. march against the Sunscarred in 20 minutes. Valhallans, give the white army your blessings.
October 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Our great brothers in Equinox & Co. march against the Sunscarred in 20 minutes. Valhallans, give the white army your blessings.
???: I have a task for you, Cheery.
Cheery: What is it, master?
???: Leave the Viceroyalty of New Valhalla... add... Pastriellie on Discord... join... the Sunscarred Militia...
*the man steps out from the shadows*
Adolf Hitler: Do not disappoint me... great Velvetonner.
Cheery: What is it, master?
???: Leave the Viceroyalty of New Valhalla... add... Pastriellie on Discord... join... the Sunscarred Militia...
*the man steps out from the shadows*
Adolf Hitler: Do not disappoint me... great Velvetonner.
October 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
???: I have a task for you, Cheery.
Cheery: What is it, master?
???: Leave the Viceroyalty of New Valhalla... add... Pastriellie on Discord... join... the Sunscarred Militia...
*the man steps out from the shadows*
Adolf Hitler: Do not disappoint me... great Velvetonner.
Cheery: What is it, master?
???: Leave the Viceroyalty of New Valhalla... add... Pastriellie on Discord... join... the Sunscarred Militia...
*the man steps out from the shadows*
Adolf Hitler: Do not disappoint me... great Velvetonner.
@mythluiginew.bsky.social Can you unfollow me
October 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
@mythluiginew.bsky.social Can you unfollow me
I kissed a guy and I LIKED IT! The taste of his cherry chapstick!
October 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I kissed a guy and I LIKED IT! The taste of his cherry chapstick!
Only TRUE John Valhalla fans would like this post!
October 20, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Only TRUE John Valhalla fans would like this post!
REMEMBER, MEMBERS OF THE VICEROYALTY. DON'T LIKE SOMEONE? TRIMBALIO. ALWAYS TRIMBALIO! EVERYBODY I DON'T LIKE IS TRIMBALIO!
October 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
REMEMBER, MEMBERS OF THE VICEROYALTY. DON'T LIKE SOMEONE? TRIMBALIO. ALWAYS TRIMBALIO! EVERYBODY I DON'T LIKE IS TRIMBALIO!
"Gay" members of the Viceroyalty, "straight" members of the Viceroyalty, why? Why limit yourselves? The community of Valhalla is one of AMBITION — a community of DRIVE.
EVERYONE under the Viceroy's rule should be BISEXUAL. Why? Because bisexuals WANT IT ALL. And what do we strive for? Exactly.
EVERYONE under the Viceroy's rule should be BISEXUAL. Why? Because bisexuals WANT IT ALL. And what do we strive for? Exactly.
October 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
"Gay" members of the Viceroyalty, "straight" members of the Viceroyalty, why? Why limit yourselves? The community of Valhalla is one of AMBITION — a community of DRIVE.
EVERYONE under the Viceroy's rule should be BISEXUAL. Why? Because bisexuals WANT IT ALL. And what do we strive for? Exactly.
EVERYONE under the Viceroy's rule should be BISEXUAL. Why? Because bisexuals WANT IT ALL. And what do we strive for? Exactly.
Vraetoria adds you to a group chat with several HRs and says "Are you able to turn on your screenshare?"
October 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Vraetoria adds you to a group chat with several HRs and says "Are you able to turn on your screenshare?"