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Tori
@johntoritorella.bsky.social
Philly sports fan. Hater.
“Flag on the defense: breathing the same air as Patrick mahomes”
January 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Why is Dane belton? There’s no need to yell
January 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Playing against the giants is like when you’re playing dodgeball with your little cousins and beam the shit out of them
January 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Tanny Dimes, they’re calling him
January 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
All it took was 3 passes for a touchdown lol
January 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Why’s he kinda giving Carson wentz with the shaved head
therapist: shaved head Joel Farabee isn't real. he can't hurt you

shaved head Joel Farabee:
December 28, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Imagine getting booed that loudly at your home arena 🤣🫵
December 28, 2024 at 9:33 PM
My bf lets me have his phone password because he trusts me, he’s a fool because I’m gonna delete his sports betting apps
December 24, 2024 at 4:10 AM
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Getting irrationally mad every time Joe Davis wonders aloud how this is still a close game as if the Eagles haven’t had their backup QB in since the first quarter
December 22, 2024 at 8:36 PM
We can’t have the defense sleeping now cmon
December 22, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Jalen can have my brain idc
December 22, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Where tf you throwing that Lamar oml
December 21, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Rus tryna be Lamar ☠️
December 21, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Flyers are clearly realizing the below the goal line to the slot is working for them tonight
December 20, 2024 at 2:10 AM
I’m counting that as a pp goal in my heart
December 20, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Gainwell has had a very nice game today
December 16, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Eagles defense vs eagles offense
December 15, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Two fumbles in a minute it’s fine we’re all fine
December 15, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Steelers are greasing the ball
December 15, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Kenny that was sick omg
December 15, 2024 at 9:46 PM
No fr like what is up with the kickers this season????
December 15, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Cut to 6 months from now when Mets fans are complaining that their beer is $30
December 9, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Watching kitchen nightmares so I can witness something less of a disaster than that goal
December 9, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Drysdale is very noticeable in his first game back (not just because they’re talking about him a lot lol). He looks stoked to be back to playing hockey
December 9, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Cmon give the Lego man his goal
December 9, 2024 at 2:40 AM