@johnsonofrobin.bsky.social
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I remember the night I first introduced Count Dragomir Vasile Mihai Neculai Alexandru Constantin Dodos of Josenii Bârgäului to my wife. She grimaced and said "That's a terribly elaborate name for
such a small penis".
such a small penis".
December 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I remember the night I first introduced Count Dragomir Vasile Mihai Neculai Alexandru Constantin Dodos of Josenii Bârgäului to my wife. She grimaced and said "That's a terribly elaborate name for
such a small penis".
such a small penis".
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Coming soon: The Trump- Lincoln Memorial and the Trump-Washington Monument
December 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Coming soon: The Trump- Lincoln Memorial and the Trump-Washington Monument
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In a statement Mr Flashman said that if he had roasted small boys in front of an open fire it was never in a malicious or unkind way.
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
In a statement Mr Flashman said that if he had roasted small boys in front of an open fire it was never in a malicious or unkind way.
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
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do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
#Finland will begin to #Russia - proof its rail network, integrate with EU train infrastructure.
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
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This is Richard Smith of the South Durham Hunt and he thinks it’s ok to hit a horse over the head. Make this ‘man’ famous.
Filmed by North East Hunt Monitors on 08/11/25
Filmed by North East Hunt Monitors on 08/11/25
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This is Richard Smith of the South Durham Hunt and he thinks it’s ok to hit a horse over the head. Make this ‘man’ famous.
Filmed by North East Hunt Monitors on 08/11/25
Filmed by North East Hunt Monitors on 08/11/25
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Anyone who ever sent an email to Epstein.
a dog is sitting in the back seat of a car and looking at the camera .
Alt: a dog is sitting in the back seat of a car and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Anyone who ever sent an email to Epstein.
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Powered by vodka… that’s where they’ve gone wrong.
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Powered by vodka… that’s where they’ve gone wrong.
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NEW: A huge ice sculpture of the word “DEMOCRACY” is currently melting away in front of the US Capitol.
Organized by artists and activists, it was commissioned by the Up In Arms campaign, an effort led by Ben Cohen, the cofounder of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream.
Organized by artists and activists, it was commissioned by the Up In Arms campaign, an effort led by Ben Cohen, the cofounder of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream.
October 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
NEW: A huge ice sculpture of the word “DEMOCRACY” is currently melting away in front of the US Capitol.
Organized by artists and activists, it was commissioned by the Up In Arms campaign, an effort led by Ben Cohen, the cofounder of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream.
Organized by artists and activists, it was commissioned by the Up In Arms campaign, an effort led by Ben Cohen, the cofounder of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream.
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This isn’t a peace plan. It’s a ceasefire. Why is the media calling it a peace plan?
October 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
This isn’t a peace plan. It’s a ceasefire. Why is the media calling it a peace plan?
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Comedy = tragedy + time
Scarborough Fair = parsley, sage, rosemary + thyme
Scarborough Fair = parsley, sage, rosemary + thyme
October 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Comedy = tragedy + time
Scarborough Fair = parsley, sage, rosemary + thyme
Scarborough Fair = parsley, sage, rosemary + thyme
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I wonder if this guy is related to "Boris Johnson" who introduced "voter id" as Prime Minister in 2023 ... off the back of some crazy US conspiracy theories ... and in the process, made digital ID pretty much inevitable.
September 27, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I wonder if this guy is related to "Boris Johnson" who introduced "voter id" as Prime Minister in 2023 ... off the back of some crazy US conspiracy theories ... and in the process, made digital ID pretty much inevitable.
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This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips.
September 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips.
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Grok is being sent to the reeducation camp
September 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Grok is being sent to the reeducation camp
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While berating Angela Rayner
for tax avoidance
not only does Nigel Farage
do the very same
he is also paid £thousands
by a group called Nomad
advising millionaires worldwide
on how to avoid paying tax
#TaxTheRich
#CloseTaxLoopholes
#AbolishBillionaires
#BlameMillionairesNotMigrants
for tax avoidance
not only does Nigel Farage
do the very same
he is also paid £thousands
by a group called Nomad
advising millionaires worldwide
on how to avoid paying tax
#TaxTheRich
#CloseTaxLoopholes
#AbolishBillionaires
#BlameMillionairesNotMigrants
September 6, 2025 at 8:26 AM
While berating Angela Rayner
for tax avoidance
not only does Nigel Farage
do the very same
he is also paid £thousands
by a group called Nomad
advising millionaires worldwide
on how to avoid paying tax
#TaxTheRich
#CloseTaxLoopholes
#AbolishBillionaires
#BlameMillionairesNotMigrants
for tax avoidance
not only does Nigel Farage
do the very same
he is also paid £thousands
by a group called Nomad
advising millionaires worldwide
on how to avoid paying tax
#TaxTheRich
#CloseTaxLoopholes
#AbolishBillionaires
#BlameMillionairesNotMigrants
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Angela Rayner accidentally pays less tax than she should have, resigns, and the media gives her hell.
Nigel Farage deliberately pays less tax than he should have, and the media gives him a free pass.
That, right there, is the problem.
Nigel Farage deliberately pays less tax than he should have, and the media gives him a free pass.
That, right there, is the problem.
September 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Angela Rayner accidentally pays less tax than she should have, resigns, and the media gives her hell.
Nigel Farage deliberately pays less tax than he should have, and the media gives him a free pass.
That, right there, is the problem.
Nigel Farage deliberately pays less tax than he should have, and the media gives him a free pass.
That, right there, is the problem.
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yeah, but Angela Rayner
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Nigel Farage uses private company to pay less tax on GB News earnings
Exclusive: Reform leader’s use of personal services firm is a practice criticised across the political spectrum
www.theguardian.com
September 5, 2025 at 11:31 AM
yeah, but Angela Rayner
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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How do they get AWAY with this? I mean, however American your accent might be, PRUSSIAN?!
July 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
How do they get AWAY with this? I mean, however American your accent might be, PRUSSIAN?!
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I couldn't find my wallet. I cancelled all my cards. I'd put it in the fridge.
June 13, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I couldn't find my wallet. I cancelled all my cards. I'd put it in the fridge.
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Anyone know where Kevin Bacon's left his car keys? Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend of friend of a friend.
June 5, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Anyone know where Kevin Bacon's left his car keys? Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend of friend of a friend.
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This is the best George Wendt joke on cheers by an absolute mile, and its so well done
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FNH...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FNH...
Cheers | S08E14 cold open | "They've even changed the panelling"
YouTube video by JHew
www.youtube.com
May 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
This is the best George Wendt joke on cheers by an absolute mile, and its so well done
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FNH...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FNH...