I see you're committed to the "complete douche" option. Hope it works out well for you.

You can choose to be a dick and say embarrassing shit like "Homer Hoffman" on social media after a devastating loss. Go nuts. I'm not offended by that idiocy, but you can also be better than that and choose not to be a complete douche.

You realize you don't have to go on social media and be a complete dick about someone's failure, right? You don't have to throw around lameass, childish nicknames after the worst moment of someone's professional career.

Comedy's hard

Again, you're confusing choking with losing.

Based on what? Did the Jays win the ALCS or did the Mariners choke? The other team has stud millionaire athletes trying to win too.

That's baseball. Every loss isn't a choke. They got beat. It sucks, but shit happens.

You're aware you don't have to be a dick, right? You can not send out shit like this.

Cool, keep being miserable.

Momentum doesn't exist

For what it's worth, I enjoy your feed both places. However, as somebody who rarely posts anything, it generally feels awesome.

Fuck off, you coward. You couldn't be more fucking useless. Fucking quit, so somebody with some balls, who actually gives a shit, can take over.

Can't your soft, ineffective fucking ass actually DO something about this instead of wringing your hands, wagging your finger, and bringing up trivial shit like fucking pizza prices. Holy fuck. The next time you grow a fucking backbone and act will be the fucking first time...

If I'm being honest, one of my favorite things about wearing it is how much it bothers people like this.

If there's one thing I learned from my imperialist, colonizer ancestors, it's that if you do no real work, your white hands stay in pristine shape.

Interested in my nail portfolio? Any color is on the table for the modern day Hemingway