johnsonhatesyou.bsky.social
@johnsonhatesyou.bsky.social
I have a podcast. It's 5 minutes long. I have no special skills or talents.

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Anybody interested in how fucking hot my nails were in 2024?
January 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
If I'm being honest, one of my favorite things about wearing it is how much it bothers people like this.
December 28, 2024 at 7:17 PM
@sugarintheplum.bsky.social did you think I had glossy green in the chamber?
December 18, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Interested in my nail portfolio? Any color is on the table for the modern day Hemingway
December 13, 2024 at 12:01 AM
@sugarintheplum.bsky.social there's only one hat that's built to withstand shoveling during a lake snow warning, and only one hero with green nails brave enough to venture outside. All Hemingway would do is get drunk. This finally proves my Chris Johnson > Hemingway thesis. Where's my PhD?
December 12, 2024 at 11:11 PM
@sugarintheplum.bsky.social check it out. My nails look great on Bluesky too!
April 7, 2024 at 7:57 PM