johnsonhatesyou.bsky.social
@johnsonhatesyou.bsky.social
I have a podcast. It's 5 minutes long. I have no special skills or talents.

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Anybody interested in how fucking hot my nails were in 2024?
January 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Tired of podcasts where some semi-known entertainer interviews some former co-star for an hour? Well, you're in luck! My podcast is just 5 minutes long and is hosted by a complete nobody...me. Enjoy my depressed ramblings on unemployment.

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Maybe 5 Minutes, Episode 877 | Maybe 5 Minutes with Chris Johnson
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January 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
@sugarintheplum.bsky.social did you think I had glossy green in the chamber?
December 18, 2024 at 9:45 PM
@sugarintheplum.bsky.social there's only one hat that's built to withstand shoveling during a lake snow warning, and only one hero with green nails brave enough to venture outside. All Hemingway would do is get drunk. This finally proves my Chris Johnson > Hemingway thesis. Where's my PhD?
December 12, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Do you want to listen to the greatest 5 minute podcast ever created? Episode 871 just dropped. It's the punk rock of podcasts. DIY and hosted from my living room. Just a jackass airing his grievances in 5 minute bursts, all me and anyone else has time for.

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Maybe 5 Minutes, Episode 871 | Maybe 5 Minutes with Chris Johnson
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December 11, 2024 at 10:03 PM
@sidneypegula.bsky.social Perhaps you'll enjoy this 5 minute podcast where I express my hatred for MAGA voters? Glad your feed will continue away from the nazi site.

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Maybe 5 Minutes, Episode 861 | Maybe 5 Minutes with Chris Johnson
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November 10, 2024 at 4:33 PM
@sugarintheplum.bsky.social check it out. My nails look great on Bluesky too!
April 7, 2024 at 7:57 PM