Rogan’s amazed “whew” at the end:

The hilarious thing about Dallas at #1 is that there is no way to justify picking Fudd there but I feel like a sizable portion of that fanbase will riot if they don’t.

You can see how free agency turns out and then grab either the big or the PG. I think 2 is perfectly fine.

lol I know it’s a sickness on my end. I also don’t follow a lot of active posters, relatively speaking, so a lot of it is just the eternal search for the next shiny object.

Don’t even get me started on the ads for those fucking Ray-Ban x Meta glasses: “It’s exactly like Siri, but also, you look like a chode!”

I think I should set my hats on fire anyway because what the fuck was that

(To be clear, he should have already fallen through the ice, but patriarchy.)

Someone should just casually drop “Do not repeat this insight!” during class discussion. He can’t do shit about it! He’s on thin ice already!

Functional moron, no matter how bad things get, you don’t have to flee to Kansas.

There are boonies in blue states where you can abandon all your responsibilities and disappear forever.

She’s not just a registered Republican, but she reportedly registered in 2024, meaning that it was a recent decision to do so.

“Uh, it’s actually ephebophilia, you stupid libs.”