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Get me away from the grifters and brainrot peddlers, holy shit.
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Like opening the lost ark, except instead of cleansing flame, it’s dumbness.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Like opening the lost ark, except instead of cleansing flame, it’s dumbness.
From a basketball perspective, the Mystics would be most fun to get #1, but I obviously want it to be the Lynx for my Minnesota homies.
Either way, my completely uninformed opinion is that #1 should trade down to #3, stockpile some capital, and take whoever’s remaining of Fam, Betts, and Miles.
Either way, my completely uninformed opinion is that #1 should trade down to #3, stockpile some capital, and take whoever’s remaining of Fam, Betts, and Miles.
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
From a basketball perspective, the Mystics would be most fun to get #1, but I obviously want it to be the Lynx for my Minnesota homies.
Either way, my completely uninformed opinion is that #1 should trade down to #3, stockpile some capital, and take whoever’s remaining of Fam, Betts, and Miles.
Either way, my completely uninformed opinion is that #1 should trade down to #3, stockpile some capital, and take whoever’s remaining of Fam, Betts, and Miles.
The Bluesky algorithm isn’t bad as far as things go, and my Discover feed is actually quite usable. But it’ll occasionally glitch out and throw in a jump scare like “Supporting Palestine is antisemitism,” “I don’t fuck with JRPG’s,” or “Squee, I love watching heterosexual people make out in public.”
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The Bluesky algorithm isn’t bad as far as things go, and my Discover feed is actually quite usable. But it’ll occasionally glitch out and throw in a jump scare like “Supporting Palestine is antisemitism,” “I don’t fuck with JRPG’s,” or “Squee, I love watching heterosexual people make out in public.”
I know that “gaslighting” has lost all meaning, but I don’t know how else to describe the gulf between what AI actually does vs. the condescending ads about the purported AI revolution which amount to “save 20 seconds not writing a basic two sentence e-mail” and “Moby Dick was about revenge.”
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I know that “gaslighting” has lost all meaning, but I don’t know how else to describe the gulf between what AI actually does vs. the condescending ads about the purported AI revolution which amount to “save 20 seconds not writing a basic two sentence e-mail” and “Moby Dick was about revenge.”
lol at finding out that Angel Reese is dating Wendell Carter Jr. from, of all people, Clyde Frazier
November 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
lol at finding out that Angel Reese is dating Wendell Carter Jr. from, of all people, Clyde Frazier
If the Knicks lose against this starting lineup, I’m setting all my hats on fire.
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
If the Knicks lose against this starting lineup, I’m setting all my hats on fire.
He could have just said that MBS knew nothing about Khashoggi and it would have been a ho-hum fib by his standards. Not great that he felt the need to tack on, more or less, “BUT IF HE DID DO IT, THE MOTHERFUCKER HAD IT COMING!”
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
He could have just said that MBS knew nothing about Khashoggi and it would have been a ho-hum fib by his standards. Not great that he felt the need to tack on, more or less, “BUT IF HE DID DO IT, THE MOTHERFUCKER HAD IT COMING!”
I don’t want to kink shame, but this is a level of humiliation that would make me flee into the Ozarks and live as “Bob” for the rest of my life.
Larry Summers discusses his “statement of regret” for his disturbing messages to Jeffrey Epstein with Harvard students
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I don’t want to kink shame, but this is a level of humiliation that would make me flee into the Ozarks and live as “Bob” for the rest of my life.
Imagine being a student who has seen the “daddy horny” e-mails from Larry Summers, barely literate, coming off like a geriatric incel, sent to Jeffrey fucking Epstein, and then having to sit in one of his classes and not burst out laughing whenever he tries to present himself authoritatively.
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Imagine being a student who has seen the “daddy horny” e-mails from Larry Summers, barely literate, coming off like a geriatric incel, sent to Jeffrey fucking Epstein, and then having to sit in one of his classes and not burst out laughing whenever he tries to present himself authoritatively.
Yo, did I just see my boy Josh Hart getting that bag from some underwear company? We love to see it!
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Yo, did I just see my boy Josh Hart getting that bag from some underwear company? We love to see it!
I have negative interest in the Nuzzi lore dump, but I appreciate the offer.
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I have negative interest in the Nuzzi lore dump, but I appreciate the offer.
Larry Summers railing about “women with low IQ” while writing like he has brain damage. DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT.
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Larry Summers railing about “women with low IQ” while writing like he has brain damage. DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT.
No way to have known this about the guy who barges in on teen pageant contestants while they’re changing and has sexual fantasies about his daughter.
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
No way to have known this about the guy who barges in on teen pageant contestants while they’re changing and has sexual fantasies about his daughter.
Yes, Nico Harrison did great things for the Lakers, but he also let Brunson walk for nothing and blocked us from hiring Jason Kidd. So Knicks fans thank you for your service as well, brother.
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Yes, Nico Harrison did great things for the Lakers, but he also let Brunson walk for nothing and blocked us from hiring Jason Kidd. So Knicks fans thank you for your service as well, brother.
“Standing up to Donald Trump didn’t work” logically indicates something, uh, less than ideal about the behavior you are justifying as a contrast.
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
“Standing up to Donald Trump didn’t work” logically indicates something, uh, less than ideal about the behavior you are justifying as a contrast.
Establishment Dem politicians see themselves as parents, not public servants. When you push them to do anything, it’s not a demand from a constituent, but a challenge to their authority from an unruly child. They’ll punish you to put you in your place, even if they get fucked over in the process.
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Establishment Dem politicians see themselves as parents, not public servants. When you push them to do anything, it’s not a demand from a constituent, but a challenge to their authority from an unruly child. They’ll punish you to put you in your place, even if they get fucked over in the process.
The MBTA is fucking on one this afternoon.
November 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The MBTA is fucking on one this afternoon.
First day of the Barnes and Noble Criterion sale (November edition), and apparently the 4K disc of “Flow” is more difficult to scoop than Eras Tour tickets, lol.
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
First day of the Barnes and Noble Criterion sale (November edition), and apparently the 4K disc of “Flow” is more difficult to scoop than Eras Tour tickets, lol.
They let Sandwich Guy free even after this damning testimony:
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
They let Sandwich Guy free even after this damning testimony:
They bloviated about this shit for a fucking hour?!
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
They bloviated about this shit for a fucking hour?!
The wealthy-ghoul demographic fully believes that their money makes them “New Yorkers” more than actually living in New York, and they’re melting down because nothing in recent history dissuaded them of that notion until yesterday.
November 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The wealthy-ghoul demographic fully believes that their money makes them “New Yorkers” more than actually living in New York, and they’re melting down because nothing in recent history dissuaded them of that notion until yesterday.
“We’ll never have to hear from Andrew Cuomo again” as if we’re not getting a humiliating presidential campaign in 2028.
November 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
“We’ll never have to hear from Andrew Cuomo again” as if we’re not getting a humiliating presidential campaign in 2028.
I somehow never muted “ross douthat”? Oh my, how embarrassing. Let me correct that oversight with alacrity.
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I somehow never muted “ross douthat”? Oh my, how embarrassing. Let me correct that oversight with alacrity.
I find Sliwa’s politics repugnant. But if Zohran wanted to “reach across the aisle” and create some random position for him like Commissioner of Kitty Welfare (i.e., Leslie putting Ron in charge of that national park), I wouldn’t be mad at that.
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I find Sliwa’s politics repugnant. But if Zohran wanted to “reach across the aisle” and create some random position for him like Commissioner of Kitty Welfare (i.e., Leslie putting Ron in charge of that national park), I wouldn’t be mad at that.