exhausted old person
@johnskim.bsky.social
Get me away from the grifters and brainrot peddlers, holy shit.
(Unlikely to post much.)
(Unlikely to post much.)
Rogan’s amazed “whew” at the end:
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Rogan’s amazed “whew” at the end:
I have negative interest in the Nuzzi lore dump, but I appreciate the offer.
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I have negative interest in the Nuzzi lore dump, but I appreciate the offer.
First day of the Barnes and Noble Criterion sale (November edition), and apparently the 4K disc of “Flow” is more difficult to scoop than Eras Tour tickets, lol.
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
First day of the Barnes and Noble Criterion sale (November edition), and apparently the 4K disc of “Flow” is more difficult to scoop than Eras Tour tickets, lol.
They let Sandwich Guy free even after this damning testimony:
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
They let Sandwich Guy free even after this damning testimony:
They bloviated about this shit for a fucking hour?!
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
They bloviated about this shit for a fucking hour?!
Me, every Friday since the fall began:
October 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Me, every Friday since the fall began:
Shut the fuck up, Adam.
October 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Shut the fuck up, Adam.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand pubic hair thong underwear. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical wearer’s head. There's also Kim’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her charac-
October 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand pubic hair thong underwear. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical wearer’s head. There's also Kim’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her charac-
Once we get to the 20th inning, these are the names we’re gonna start seeing on the mound.
October 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Once we get to the 20th inning, these are the names we’re gonna start seeing on the mound.
JUST MAKE THE STANDARD COVER BET
October 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
JUST MAKE THE STANDARD COVER BET
Fuck your Blue Dogs and your YouTube ads, Josh.
September 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Fuck your Blue Dogs and your YouTube ads, Josh.
I’m not even going to dignify this by finding out more about it. To crypto bros: Fuck crypto and fuck you.
August 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I’m not even going to dignify this by finding out more about it. To crypto bros: Fuck crypto and fuck you.
The producers after actually convincing Justin to give his rose to Susie:
July 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The producers after actually convincing Justin to give his rose to Susie:
What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
June 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
Gonna find every angle of Haliburton doing the choke gesture and post them all like a petty jackass
June 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Gonna find every angle of Haliburton doing the choke gesture and post them all like a petty jackass
I had free time so I made a meme. I hope I did it right.
May 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I had free time so I made a meme. I hope I did it right.
“Hear Me Out: What If Gen Xers Are Actually the Cool Ones?”
May 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
“Hear Me Out: What If Gen Xers Are Actually the Cool Ones?”
lol @ Josh Hart but also why can I still not fucking buy these
May 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
lol @ Josh Hart but also why can I still not fucking buy these
There are a lot of thoughts about “MAGA fashionistas” and “pronatalists” on my feed today.
April 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
There are a lot of thoughts about “MAGA fashionistas” and “pronatalists” on my feed today.
Only on pace for 46. Get it together, Georgia.
March 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Only on pace for 46. Get it together, Georgia.
Trying to look up if Geno Auriemma has a public stance on trans participation in women’s sports:
February 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trying to look up if Geno Auriemma has a public stance on trans participation in women’s sports:
Advertise your account with one Simpsons image.
January 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Advertise your account with one Simpsons image.
Oh my god, what is happening?
January 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Oh my god, what is happening?