Johnny Novak 🇨🇦
@johnnynovak.bsky.social
📻Radio Host
🎤Standup Comedian
🦉Birder
🏃🏻♂️Runner
📍Victoria, BC
🎤Standup Comedian
🦉Birder
🏃🏻♂️Runner
📍Victoria, BC
Growing up as a Canadian, everything about UK culture seemed fancy. Even the British spelling of diarrhoea looks posh
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Growing up as a Canadian, everything about UK culture seemed fancy. Even the British spelling of diarrhoea looks posh
If you ever feel useless, just remember there’s an American spelling of “kilometre”
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If you ever feel useless, just remember there’s an American spelling of “kilometre”
What do you mean I’m not allowed to use my phone during the movie? How am I supposed look up every actor’s IMDB to find out what I know them from?!
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
What do you mean I’m not allowed to use my phone during the movie? How am I supposed look up every actor’s IMDB to find out what I know them from?!
It’s not “junk”, it’s performative mail
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It’s not “junk”, it’s performative mail
Sorry but Toronto and Canada are not synonyms 🇨🇦
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sorry but Toronto and Canada are not synonyms 🇨🇦
Lest we forget. But Unicode also needs to stop forgetting to put out a poppy emoji. The hibiscus vibes are nice but ain’t it 🌺
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Lest we forget. But Unicode also needs to stop forgetting to put out a poppy emoji. The hibiscus vibes are nice but ain’t it 🌺
I’m back on Bluesky after 6 months. This time I’m slowly gonna wean myself off of Meta. This is day one 😮💨
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I’m back on Bluesky after 6 months. This time I’m slowly gonna wean myself off of Meta. This is day one 😮💨
What’s up? Chicken butt
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
What’s up? Chicken butt
Finally got a new Substack out about books about running! 👟📚
Running Reads
When I’m not running (and not writing🙄) I’m reading!
substack.com
May 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Finally got a new Substack out about books about running! 👟📚
Did the Hudson’s Bay Company really go under or did they just not wanna fix their escalators?
March 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Did the Hudson’s Bay Company really go under or did they just not wanna fix their escalators?
I don’t need alcohol to feel hungover. What’s your super power?
March 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I don’t need alcohol to feel hungover. What’s your super power?
On my way to go play for the Yankees!
February 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
On my way to go play for the Yankees!
I’m making as many “11th Province” references as possible to let MAGAs know how annoying it is to make the same joke over and over again
February 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I’m making as many “11th Province” references as possible to let MAGAs know how annoying it is to make the same joke over and over again
Naps are a great way to be sober and still get the feeling of being hungover
February 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Naps are a great way to be sober and still get the feeling of being hungover
Nothing makes me scroll faster than a video that starts with “stop scrolling!”
February 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Nothing makes me scroll faster than a video that starts with “stop scrolling!”
Watched The Matrix last night for the first time in ages and realized it’s more relevant than ever. It’s about a bunch of people still believing it’s 1999
February 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Watched The Matrix last night for the first time in ages and realized it’s more relevant than ever. It’s about a bunch of people still believing it’s 1999
For those who have lost track.
It’s now USA vs Greenland, Canada, Panama, Mexico and now Colombia.
Am I missing anyone?
It’s now USA vs Greenland, Canada, Panama, Mexico and now Colombia.
Am I missing anyone?
January 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
For those who have lost track.
It’s now USA vs Greenland, Canada, Panama, Mexico and now Colombia.
Am I missing anyone?
It’s now USA vs Greenland, Canada, Panama, Mexico and now Colombia.
Am I missing anyone?
Reposted by Johnny Novak 🇨🇦
Okay but if I actually “listen to my body” I’m never getting out of bed again
January 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Okay but if I actually “listen to my body” I’m never getting out of bed again
The best part about New Year’s Eve on the west coast is that it happens at 9pm
December 30, 2024 at 8:22 PM
The best part about New Year’s Eve on the west coast is that it happens at 9pm
Watched Mr Deeds for the first time in a while. Holds up for the most part but the plot is all about inheriting $40 billion; Not enough to buy Twitter by today’s standards 😮💨
December 30, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Watched Mr Deeds for the first time in a while. Holds up for the most part but the plot is all about inheriting $40 billion; Not enough to buy Twitter by today’s standards 😮💨
I can’t believe they went with this over “Kornucopia”
December 28, 2024 at 7:32 AM
I can’t believe they went with this over “Kornucopia”
I’ll eat healthy once I finish all the Christmas treats!
December 27, 2024 at 2:09 PM
I’ll eat healthy once I finish all the Christmas treats!
I’m always disappointed by the lack of boxing every year on Boxing Day
December 26, 2024 at 5:04 PM
I’m always disappointed by the lack of boxing every year on Boxing Day
The words “attic” and “addict” sound too much a like. Especially when I tell people about my obsession with high up dusty rooms
December 22, 2024 at 6:03 PM
The words “attic” and “addict” sound too much a like. Especially when I tell people about my obsession with high up dusty rooms