On my way to go play for the Yankees!

Grandpa Joe was the first “wellness” influencer to tell us this

Watched Mr Deeds for the first time in a while. Holds up for the most part but the plot is all about inheriting $40 billion; Not enough to buy Twitter by today’s standards 😮‍💨

I can’t believe they went with this over “Kornucopia”

There’s one more week to go in #Movember and here’s what my moustache is looking like right now! I’m trying to raise $500, can you help me out? ca.movember.com/mospace/5164...

This is my bomb cyclone fit #OOTD

Are these actually called skeets? Do I have to tell my boss that I’m “skeeting” on behalf of the company?

Excited to be back on @virginradiovic.bsky.social tomorrow morning after my little road trip across the Pacific Northwest last week!

I think I just pulled something here 👴🏻