Johnny Cockring
johnny-cock-ring.bsky.social
Johnny Cockring
@johnny-cock-ring.bsky.social
The real Johnny Cockring
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In today’s skeet I explore the robust plot and timeless themes of the hit film Ratatouille. And I seek to dismantle all of it. Can anybody actually fucking cook? A rat? Are you actually kidding me right now?
February 6, 2025 at 6:44 AM
New idea: A penis-like organ but for pooping
April 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
New Movie Idea: Tran Torino. It’s Gran Torino but Clint Eastwood’s neighbors are trans men and he teaches them to be misogynistic. In return they teach him that it’s not gay to be attracted to trans women. At the end Clint dies while calling his new friends trannies, but in an endearing way.
February 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It is our civic duty as members of this most beautiful union to skeet EVERYDAY
Anyone skeeting today?
February 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Are countries rejecting the cuteness of cats? Read more—
January 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Oh fuck oh no oh fuck they let deepseek play chess oh fuck oh no no no
January 30, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Instead of using “I” to refer to yourself tryout “ai” this week to show your solidarity with Sam Altman and all of the American A.I. heroes who have been robbed by DeepSeek and China’s malign influence.
January 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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whatever country offers refugee status to trans people first is gonna see their tech sector and their noise scene go through the roof
January 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I ♥️ the fediverse
January 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
@bfrenchy.bsky.social Where is the link between A.I. and I.A. (Italian and Irish Americans) ? Will we see A.I. achieve ‘whiteness’ in the United States as quickly as European Americans from outside the anglosphere? How will Donald Trump and Elon Musk affect this transition? A 🧵
January 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
why don’t you deepseek deez nuts
January 28, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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January 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Nothing wrong with libs but genuinely how do I lessen the amount of libs on my feed. I do not follow any lib accounts, I don’t look them up. Why is this app solely an app for libs someone help me
January 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM
What we skeetin today fellas?
January 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"fart"
January 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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(after seeing a babe on here so hot she makes me forget my cave gnome bit) this site bout to make me post a thirst trap fr 😈🫦 (suddenly remember im supposed to be a harmless little gnome) i mean the pit trap that guards my cave from adventurers
April 29, 2023 at 8:44 PM
I'm libtarded
January 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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May 23, 2023 at 1:15 AM
my first skeet
January 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM