Joshua McPherson
@johnniemonkey.bsky.social
Enjoyer of science fiction, fantasy, comics, video games, whiskey and porn. Not necessarily in that order, and often at the same time.
For the record, I'm 50 years old, cis, white, and strai...hmm. Okay, I'm a bit bent. Maybe a bit more than a bit.
For the record, I'm 50 years old, cis, white, and strai...hmm. Okay, I'm a bit bent. Maybe a bit more than a bit.
It has been a very expensive holiday, and I've bought nothing for anyone else and mostly just things I needed for myself.
New car. Floorliners for the car. Desk. New shoes. Finally got proper curtains to replace the paper shades/missized sets (except the laundry room and its weird half window).
New car. Floorliners for the car. Desk. New shoes. Finally got proper curtains to replace the paper shades/missized sets (except the laundry room and its weird half window).
December 25, 2025 at 10:15 AM
It has been a very expensive holiday, and I've bought nothing for anyone else and mostly just things I needed for myself.
New car. Floorliners for the car. Desk. New shoes. Finally got proper curtains to replace the paper shades/missized sets (except the laundry room and its weird half window).
New car. Floorliners for the car. Desk. New shoes. Finally got proper curtains to replace the paper shades/missized sets (except the laundry room and its weird half window).
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Good Morning 🥰
December 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Good Morning 🥰
Some cunt shooting off midnight christmas fireworks.
I don't even have kids that'll be awakened, but that is some absolute fucknuggetry.
I don't even have kids that'll be awakened, but that is some absolute fucknuggetry.
December 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Some cunt shooting off midnight christmas fireworks.
I don't even have kids that'll be awakened, but that is some absolute fucknuggetry.
I don't even have kids that'll be awakened, but that is some absolute fucknuggetry.
One more night of work, then five day weekend.
Paystubs should be passed out tonight as well. I wonder if they'll get it right this time (they gave everyone a dollar increase, put the new number on the checks, but didn't actually calculate pay at the new rate...been two weeks now)
Paystubs should be passed out tonight as well. I wonder if they'll get it right this time (they gave everyone a dollar increase, put the new number on the checks, but didn't actually calculate pay at the new rate...been two weeks now)
December 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
One more night of work, then five day weekend.
Paystubs should be passed out tonight as well. I wonder if they'll get it right this time (they gave everyone a dollar increase, put the new number on the checks, but didn't actually calculate pay at the new rate...been two weeks now)
Paystubs should be passed out tonight as well. I wonder if they'll get it right this time (they gave everyone a dollar increase, put the new number on the checks, but didn't actually calculate pay at the new rate...been two weeks now)
My work boots are already crapping up the floor of the new car, so I spent my crimbus bonus on a set of weathertech floorliners.
I probably could have gone cheap and just done the front seat set, but I splurged and did front, back, and trunk.
Hopefully they are what they're cracked up to be.
I probably could have gone cheap and just done the front seat set, but I splurged and did front, back, and trunk.
Hopefully they are what they're cracked up to be.
December 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
My work boots are already crapping up the floor of the new car, so I spent my crimbus bonus on a set of weathertech floorliners.
I probably could have gone cheap and just done the front seat set, but I splurged and did front, back, and trunk.
Hopefully they are what they're cracked up to be.
I probably could have gone cheap and just done the front seat set, but I splurged and did front, back, and trunk.
Hopefully they are what they're cracked up to be.
Had to happen eventually, I suppose.
The local Little Caesar's has been okay, but tonight must be the lazy crew's shift.
Ordered a pepperoni and mushroom.
This is clearly a hot n ready with a handful of mushrooms tossed on it. It's cold and it's old.
Glad I got dips, 'cause this fucker is dry.
The local Little Caesar's has been okay, but tonight must be the lazy crew's shift.
Ordered a pepperoni and mushroom.
This is clearly a hot n ready with a handful of mushrooms tossed on it. It's cold and it's old.
Glad I got dips, 'cause this fucker is dry.
December 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Had to happen eventually, I suppose.
The local Little Caesar's has been okay, but tonight must be the lazy crew's shift.
Ordered a pepperoni and mushroom.
This is clearly a hot n ready with a handful of mushrooms tossed on it. It's cold and it's old.
Glad I got dips, 'cause this fucker is dry.
The local Little Caesar's has been okay, but tonight must be the lazy crew's shift.
Ordered a pepperoni and mushroom.
This is clearly a hot n ready with a handful of mushrooms tossed on it. It's cold and it's old.
Glad I got dips, 'cause this fucker is dry.
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Jingle my bells… 🔔 🔔
December 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Jingle my bells… 🔔 🔔
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New hair, who dis?
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December 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
New hair, who dis?
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Can't decide if I want a burger or a pizza. Or maybe a nap.
Pizza burger?
With napcakes for dessert.
Pizza burger?
With napcakes for dessert.
December 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Can't decide if I want a burger or a pizza. Or maybe a nap.
Pizza burger?
With napcakes for dessert.
Pizza burger?
With napcakes for dessert.
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Hell yeah. Car recovery was quick and painless.
My friend had some ramps and the ol' girl started right up. Drove it up, wired up the exhaust pipe, did a couple loops around the parking lot and decided she was good to go.
Eased her up to speed and made 55 down the highway the whole way home.
My friend had some ramps and the ol' girl started right up. Drove it up, wired up the exhaust pipe, did a couple loops around the parking lot and decided she was good to go.
Eased her up to speed and made 55 down the highway the whole way home.
December 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Hell yeah. Car recovery was quick and painless.
My friend had some ramps and the ol' girl started right up. Drove it up, wired up the exhaust pipe, did a couple loops around the parking lot and decided she was good to go.
Eased her up to speed and made 55 down the highway the whole way home.
My friend had some ramps and the ol' girl started right up. Drove it up, wired up the exhaust pipe, did a couple loops around the parking lot and decided she was good to go.
Eased her up to speed and made 55 down the highway the whole way home.
Well, this is interesting. ~9500 not 95000 on the car. Somebody goofed. They want me to come in and resign.
Either I'm about to get fucked, or I got a deal.
Either I'm about to get fucked, or I got a deal.
December 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Well, this is interesting. ~9500 not 95000 on the car. Somebody goofed. They want me to come in and resign.
Either I'm about to get fucked, or I got a deal.
Either I'm about to get fucked, or I got a deal.
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So, if you ever meet someone who doesn’t know what “Mommy milkers” are…
December 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
So, if you ever meet someone who doesn’t know what “Mommy milkers” are…
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instant dopamine machines
December 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
instant dopamine machines
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Can I get some retweets cuz I’m pretty and hung? 😜🔄
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Can I get some retweets cuz I’m pretty and hung? 😜🔄
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Cloned For A Sex Doll thatfetishgirl.com
When an overly enthusiastic real estate agent @electrarayne.net rings her bell, a horny scientist finds a suitable subject to test her advanced cloning technology and makes herself a sex doll... or two
When an overly enthusiastic real estate agent @electrarayne.net rings her bell, a horny scientist finds a suitable subject to test her advanced cloning technology and makes herself a sex doll... or two
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Cloned For A Sex Doll thatfetishgirl.com
When an overly enthusiastic real estate agent @electrarayne.net rings her bell, a horny scientist finds a suitable subject to test her advanced cloning technology and makes herself a sex doll... or two
When an overly enthusiastic real estate agent @electrarayne.net rings her bell, a horny scientist finds a suitable subject to test her advanced cloning technology and makes herself a sex doll... or two
I know we're not doing Amazon this year, because fuck Amazon.
But, y'know, I'm a man of limited means, and I need a new Xbox controller.
And, hey, look, they are currently 38% off for Black Friday, at $39.99...the exact same price they always are and have been for weeks.
To reiterate: Fuck Amazon
But, y'know, I'm a man of limited means, and I need a new Xbox controller.
And, hey, look, they are currently 38% off for Black Friday, at $39.99...the exact same price they always are and have been for weeks.
To reiterate: Fuck Amazon
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I know we're not doing Amazon this year, because fuck Amazon.
But, y'know, I'm a man of limited means, and I need a new Xbox controller.
And, hey, look, they are currently 38% off for Black Friday, at $39.99...the exact same price they always are and have been for weeks.
To reiterate: Fuck Amazon
But, y'know, I'm a man of limited means, and I need a new Xbox controller.
And, hey, look, they are currently 38% off for Black Friday, at $39.99...the exact same price they always are and have been for weeks.
To reiterate: Fuck Amazon
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Just clowning around
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Just clowning around
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November 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I want to strongly encourage everyone that enjoys my content to please head over to AP CLIPS and enjoy my 50% off video sale!! Not only does AP clips not censor my video titles but they also give me a higher percent on video sales than other sites!!
Apclips.com/delphoxi
Apclips.com/delphoxi
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*clears throat* Now that I have your attention:
⭐️ALL MY CLIPS ARE ON SALE
⭐️Many are 50% off
⭐️Ends midnight 11/18!
kitty_leroux.manyvids.com
It's a good time to be very, very bad 😈
⭐️ALL MY CLIPS ARE ON SALE
⭐️Many are 50% off
⭐️Ends midnight 11/18!
kitty_leroux.manyvids.com
It's a good time to be very, very bad 😈
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 AM
*clears throat* Now that I have your attention:
⭐️ALL MY CLIPS ARE ON SALE
⭐️Many are 50% off
⭐️Ends midnight 11/18!
kitty_leroux.manyvids.com
It's a good time to be very, very bad 😈
⭐️ALL MY CLIPS ARE ON SALE
⭐️Many are 50% off
⭐️Ends midnight 11/18!
kitty_leroux.manyvids.com
It's a good time to be very, very bad 😈
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November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Reskeet if you would gobble this up! 🔄❤️❤️
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Reskeet if you would gobble this up! 🔄❤️❤️
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November 8, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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Please vote for me
🥰 MATURE CREATOR OF THE YEAR🥰
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🥰 MATURE CREATOR OF THE YEAR🥰
@xhamstercom
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Please vote for me
🥰 MATURE CREATOR OF THE YEAR🥰
@xhamstercom
🥰 MATURE CREATOR OF THE YEAR🥰
@xhamstercom