Joshua McPherson
@johnniemonkey.bsky.social
Enjoyer of science fiction, fantasy, comics, video games, whiskey and porn. Not necessarily in that order, and often at the same time.
For the record, I'm 50 years old, cis, white, and strai...hmm. Okay, I'm a bit bent. Maybe a bit more than a bit.
For the record, I'm 50 years old, cis, white, and strai...hmm. Okay, I'm a bit bent. Maybe a bit more than a bit.
Power's out.
This would be a great time to relocate my PC to the new desk, but I can't see to do it.
This would be a great time to relocate my PC to the new desk, but I can't see to do it.
December 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Power's out.
This would be a great time to relocate my PC to the new desk, but I can't see to do it.
This would be a great time to relocate my PC to the new desk, but I can't see to do it.
Neighbors have finally quietened (an hour and a half after I called in a noise complaint...), so on with the desk building.
Box unpacked, parts staged, whiskey poured.
Instructions say it should take two people 3 hours to assemble.
Starting the stopwatch at midnight: <click>
Box unpacked, parts staged, whiskey poured.
Instructions say it should take two people 3 hours to assemble.
Starting the stopwatch at midnight: <click>
December 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Neighbors have finally quietened (an hour and a half after I called in a noise complaint...), so on with the desk building.
Box unpacked, parts staged, whiskey poured.
Instructions say it should take two people 3 hours to assemble.
Starting the stopwatch at midnight: <click>
Box unpacked, parts staged, whiskey poured.
Instructions say it should take two people 3 hours to assemble.
Starting the stopwatch at midnight: <click>
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Good Morning 🥰
December 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Good Morning 🥰
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Jingle my bells… 🔔 🔔
December 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Jingle my bells… 🔔 🔔
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New hair, who dis?
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December 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
New hair, who dis?
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So, if you ever meet someone who doesn’t know what “Mommy milkers” are…
December 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
So, if you ever meet someone who doesn’t know what “Mommy milkers” are…
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instant dopamine machines
December 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
instant dopamine machines
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Can I get some retweets cuz I’m pretty and hung? 😜🔄
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Can I get some retweets cuz I’m pretty and hung? 😜🔄
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Cloned For A Sex Doll thatfetishgirl.com
When an overly enthusiastic real estate agent @electrarayne.net rings her bell, a horny scientist finds a suitable subject to test her advanced cloning technology and makes herself a sex doll... or two
When an overly enthusiastic real estate agent @electrarayne.net rings her bell, a horny scientist finds a suitable subject to test her advanced cloning technology and makes herself a sex doll... or two
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Cloned For A Sex Doll thatfetishgirl.com
When an overly enthusiastic real estate agent @electrarayne.net rings her bell, a horny scientist finds a suitable subject to test her advanced cloning technology and makes herself a sex doll... or two
When an overly enthusiastic real estate agent @electrarayne.net rings her bell, a horny scientist finds a suitable subject to test her advanced cloning technology and makes herself a sex doll... or two
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Just clowning around
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Just clowning around
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I want to strongly encourage everyone that enjoys my content to please head over to AP CLIPS and enjoy my 50% off video sale!! Not only does AP clips not censor my video titles but they also give me a higher percent on video sales than other sites!!
Apclips.com/delphoxi
Apclips.com/delphoxi
November 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I want to strongly encourage everyone that enjoys my content to please head over to AP CLIPS and enjoy my 50% off video sale!! Not only does AP clips not censor my video titles but they also give me a higher percent on video sales than other sites!!
Apclips.com/delphoxi
Apclips.com/delphoxi
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*clears throat* Now that I have your attention:
⭐️ALL MY CLIPS ARE ON SALE
⭐️Many are 50% off
⭐️Ends midnight 11/18!
kitty_leroux.manyvids.com
It's a good time to be very, very bad 😈
⭐️ALL MY CLIPS ARE ON SALE
⭐️Many are 50% off
⭐️Ends midnight 11/18!
kitty_leroux.manyvids.com
It's a good time to be very, very bad 😈
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 AM
*clears throat* Now that I have your attention:
⭐️ALL MY CLIPS ARE ON SALE
⭐️Many are 50% off
⭐️Ends midnight 11/18!
kitty_leroux.manyvids.com
It's a good time to be very, very bad 😈
⭐️ALL MY CLIPS ARE ON SALE
⭐️Many are 50% off
⭐️Ends midnight 11/18!
kitty_leroux.manyvids.com
It's a good time to be very, very bad 😈
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November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Reskeet if you would gobble this up! 🔄❤️❤️
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Reskeet if you would gobble this up! 🔄❤️❤️
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November 8, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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Please vote for me
🥰 MATURE CREATOR OF THE YEAR🥰
@xhamstercom
🥰 MATURE CREATOR OF THE YEAR🥰
@xhamstercom
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Please vote for me
🥰 MATURE CREATOR OF THE YEAR🥰
@xhamstercom
🥰 MATURE CREATOR OF THE YEAR🥰
@xhamstercom
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Continuing to successfully avoid sunlight
November 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Continuing to successfully avoid sunlight
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Do they pass inspection?
October 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Do they pass inspection?
Storm Born, by Richelle Mead
Another book I have no memory of purchasing.
Urban fantasy romance, I guess? Lots of horny, anyway.
Not much of a plot, more focus on setting up the characters and world.
It was okay.
Another book I have no memory of purchasing.
Urban fantasy romance, I guess? Lots of horny, anyway.
Not much of a plot, more focus on setting up the characters and world.
It was okay.
October 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Storm Born, by Richelle Mead
Another book I have no memory of purchasing.
Urban fantasy romance, I guess? Lots of horny, anyway.
Not much of a plot, more focus on setting up the characters and world.
It was okay.
Another book I have no memory of purchasing.
Urban fantasy romance, I guess? Lots of horny, anyway.
Not much of a plot, more focus on setting up the characters and world.
It was okay.
Star Trek: TNG - Chains Of Command, by W.A. McCay and E.L. Flood
Kindle glitch? It said I hadn't read this, but I definitely had. I thought maybe I had it in paperback, but no. I must have read it in the last couple of years (bought it in '22).
It's a fairly decent midrange TNG novel.
Kindle glitch? It said I hadn't read this, but I definitely had. I thought maybe I had it in paperback, but no. I must have read it in the last couple of years (bought it in '22).
It's a fairly decent midrange TNG novel.
October 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Star Trek: TNG - Chains Of Command, by W.A. McCay and E.L. Flood
Kindle glitch? It said I hadn't read this, but I definitely had. I thought maybe I had it in paperback, but no. I must have read it in the last couple of years (bought it in '22).
It's a fairly decent midrange TNG novel.
Kindle glitch? It said I hadn't read this, but I definitely had. I thought maybe I had it in paperback, but no. I must have read it in the last couple of years (bought it in '22).
It's a fairly decent midrange TNG novel.
Soulminder, by Timothy Zahn
I had some trouble with this one. I just did not give a fuck about the premise from page one. It's stupid.
It does kind of start working after a while, though.
In a way, that's why I like Zahn. He can build good stories out of horseshit.
This isn't one, though.
I had some trouble with this one. I just did not give a fuck about the premise from page one. It's stupid.
It does kind of start working after a while, though.
In a way, that's why I like Zahn. He can build good stories out of horseshit.
This isn't one, though.
October 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Soulminder, by Timothy Zahn
I had some trouble with this one. I just did not give a fuck about the premise from page one. It's stupid.
It does kind of start working after a while, though.
In a way, that's why I like Zahn. He can build good stories out of horseshit.
This isn't one, though.
I had some trouble with this one. I just did not give a fuck about the premise from page one. It's stupid.
It does kind of start working after a while, though.
In a way, that's why I like Zahn. He can build good stories out of horseshit.
This isn't one, though.