John Moe
@johnmoe.bsky.social
Host/creator: Depresh Mode, Sleeping with Celebrities, The Hilarious World of Depression.
Host/co-creator/head writer: Wits.
Author: The Hilarious World of Depression.
Lead singer: Math Emergency.
Dogs owned: 2.
Host/co-creator/head writer: Wits.
Author: The Hilarious World of Depression.
Lead singer: Math Emergency.
Dogs owned: 2.
Reposted by John Moe
True story: In the early 2000s I witnessed a group of friends doing a Chorus Line-style dance to the Wreck in a strip club up north, and a couple of the pro dancers joined in.
3rd of July in Eveleth is sometimes more entertaining than the 4th.
3rd of July in Eveleth is sometimes more entertaining than the 4th.
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
True story: In the early 2000s I witnessed a group of friends doing a Chorus Line-style dance to the Wreck in a strip club up north, and a couple of the pro dancers joined in.
3rd of July in Eveleth is sometimes more entertaining than the 4th.
3rd of July in Eveleth is sometimes more entertaining than the 4th.
11/10/25
Did the contestants shake hands at the end of Jeopardy today?
No, they did not.
Did the contestants shake hands at the end of Jeopardy today?
No, they did not.
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
11/10/25
Did the contestants shake hands at the end of Jeopardy today?
No, they did not.
Did the contestants shake hands at the end of Jeopardy today?
No, they did not.
I don’t. It seems like a lot of it depends on having an especially gregarious repeating champion.
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I don’t. It seems like a lot of it depends on having an especially gregarious repeating champion.
11/7/25
Did the contestants shake hands at the end of Jeopardy today?
No, they did not.
Did the contestants shake hands at the end of Jeopardy today?
No, they did not.
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
11/7/25
Did the contestants shake hands at the end of Jeopardy today?
No, they did not.
Did the contestants shake hands at the end of Jeopardy today?
No, they did not.
Outside the Tastee Freeze
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Outside the Tastee Freeze
I just think it would be fun for dressing up the dog at least.
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I just think it would be fun for dressing up the dog at least.
Let me know what night the performance is!
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Let me know what night the performance is!
Reposted by John Moe
I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
![A meme depicting a woman staring at her phone with one hand on her head, with the following text below:
IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD?
What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean:
brb = bell rang bro
rofl = rang out for lost (crew)
bff = big freakin' freigher
lol = Load of Ore on the Lake
smh = shift minutes to hours
glhf = Great Lakes hella freighter
tbh = taconite be haulin'
stfu = steer the freighter upwind
tfw = that freakin' witch (of November)
asl = a ship lost
gg = Gitche Gumee
idc = immoderate deadweight capacity
btw = beneath the waves
afk = a freighter kaput
hbd = hauler's beacon down
ily = iron load yonder
jk = just [24] kilometers
lmao = lost my abyssal ore
nbd = north bound draft
glhf = good lord, hold flooding
omg = obliteratingly massive gales
tmi = too much iron
wtf = White Fish (Bay)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ccm7gttkbfs2eyyrlpshmeun/bafkreib6ughtj23oqdskaisavrueyn6fijujbp2e663h6p6ukx74lbibyu@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
I saw him in person when I was ten years old and was so starstruck that no words would come out. He just smiled at me and I moved along. I’m much older now but kindness from heroes gets remembered.
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I saw him in person when I was ten years old and was so starstruck that no words would come out. He just smiled at me and I moved along. I’m much older now but kindness from heroes gets remembered.