John Moe
@johnmoe.bsky.social
Host/creator: Depresh Mode, Sleeping with Celebrities, The Hilarious World of Depression.
Host/co-creator/head writer: Wits.
Author: The Hilarious World of Depression.
Lead singer: Math Emergency.
Dogs owned: 2.
Host/co-creator/head writer: Wits.
Author: The Hilarious World of Depression.
Lead singer: Math Emergency.
Dogs owned: 2.
The Netflix show The Beast In Me features a storyline about a real estate development called Jarvis Yards and a character named Martin Jarvis and I can’t help thinking he’s related to this guy.
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The Netflix show The Beast In Me features a storyline about a real estate development called Jarvis Yards and a character named Martin Jarvis and I can’t help thinking he’s related to this guy.
Okay, desperate times for the Vikings at quarterback call for bold solutions. Open your mind, open your heart…
Ted McGinley.
Ted McGinley.
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Okay, desperate times for the Vikings at quarterback call for bold solutions. Open your mind, open your heart…
Ted McGinley.
Ted McGinley.
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.
I’m the (inhales) POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPE.
POPE. POPEITTYPOPE.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.
I’m the (inhales) POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPE.
POPE. POPEITTYPOPE.
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.
I’m the (inhales) POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPE.
POPE. POPEITTYPOPE.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.
I’m the (inhales) POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPE.
POPE. POPEITTYPOPE.
"Advertiser looks and chops a must
No big hair"
Songs mean a lot when songs are bought
And so are you
Face right down to the practice room
Attention and fame's a career
Career, career, career
Career, career
No big hair"
Songs mean a lot when songs are bought
And so are you
Face right down to the practice room
Attention and fame's a career
Career, career, career
Career, career
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"Advertiser looks and chops a must
No big hair"
Songs mean a lot when songs are bought
And so are you
Face right down to the practice room
Attention and fame's a career
Career, career, career
Career, career
No big hair"
Songs mean a lot when songs are bought
And so are you
Face right down to the practice room
Attention and fame's a career
Career, career, career
Career, career
Update on Goose, our foster dog. She’s living in her new home. Being adored by humans and she’s made a new friend.
November 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Update on Goose, our foster dog. She’s living in her new home. Being adored by humans and she’s made a new friend.
Okay, I like to post links here to dogs that need foster homes here in Minnesota.
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This one isn’t actually fair.
“Hi, my name is Meatball. I am from Georgia.”
That’s just not fair, Meatball.
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new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
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This one isn’t actually fair.
“Hi, my name is Meatball. I am from Georgia.”
That’s just not fair, Meatball.
**
new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Okay, I like to post links here to dogs that need foster homes here in Minnesota.
**
This one isn’t actually fair.
“Hi, my name is Meatball. I am from Georgia.”
That’s just not fair, Meatball.
**
new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
**
This one isn’t actually fair.
“Hi, my name is Meatball. I am from Georgia.”
That’s just not fair, Meatball.
**
new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
Michael is really talented but I don’t know, I think he’s getting some bad advice.
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Michael is really talented but I don’t know, I think he’s getting some bad advice.
11/20/25
Was the contestant on the end wearing sneakers on Jeopardy today?
I’m not sure. Sneakers with black socks? Ankle boots? Clogs?
Was the contestant on the end wearing sneakers on Jeopardy today?
I’m not sure. Sneakers with black socks? Ankle boots? Clogs?
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
11/20/25
Was the contestant on the end wearing sneakers on Jeopardy today?
I’m not sure. Sneakers with black socks? Ankle boots? Clogs?
Was the contestant on the end wearing sneakers on Jeopardy today?
I’m not sure. Sneakers with black socks? Ankle boots? Clogs?
Hi, it’s me, the ponytail grad student who Will Hunting made look like an ass. You know, I did end up having a family AND taking them on skiing trips AND stopping for fries on the way. But I can never enjoy those fries! Because of him!
Also, I don’t care for apples anymore either!
What a jerk!
Also, I don’t care for apples anymore either!
What a jerk!
November 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Hi, it’s me, the ponytail grad student who Will Hunting made look like an ass. You know, I did end up having a family AND taking them on skiing trips AND stopping for fries on the way. But I can never enjoy those fries! Because of him!
Also, I don’t care for apples anymore either!
What a jerk!
Also, I don’t care for apples anymore either!
What a jerk!
All they did was take the first movie and add shallots and sour cream.
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
All they did was take the first movie and add shallots and sour cream.
Oscar the shih-tzu terrier mix needs a foster home and so do his lower teeth.
He was in rough shape upon rescue and needed to be shaved. It’ll grow back.
new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
He was in rough shape upon rescue and needed to be shaved. It’ll grow back.
new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Oscar the shih-tzu terrier mix needs a foster home and so do his lower teeth.
He was in rough shape upon rescue and needed to be shaved. It’ll grow back.
new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
He was in rough shape upon rescue and needed to be shaved. It’ll grow back.
new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
ANYONE: I actually prefer Sammy Hagar in Van Halen over David Lee Roth.
ME:
ME:
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
ANYONE: I actually prefer Sammy Hagar in Van Halen over David Lee Roth.
ME:
ME:
Among the great regrets of my life is not attending this publicly advertised six-hour monkey funeral.
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Among the great regrets of my life is not attending this publicly advertised six-hour monkey funeral.
11/19/25
Was the contestant on the end wearing sneakers on Jeopardy today?
Yes, they were.
Was the contestant on the end wearing sneakers on Jeopardy today?
Yes, they were.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
11/19/25
Was the contestant on the end wearing sneakers on Jeopardy today?
Yes, they were.
Was the contestant on the end wearing sneakers on Jeopardy today?
Yes, they were.
Susan Lucci feels his pain. She wrote a best selller.
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Susan Lucci feels his pain. She wrote a best selller.
One thing about living in Seattle in the 90s: we always knew where our lead singers stood on bread theft.
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
One thing about living in Seattle in the 90s: we always knew where our lead singers stood on bread theft.
Miles, a good boy with three legs, needs a foster home. His story makes me mad then sad then happy.
new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Miles, a good boy with three legs, needs a foster home. His story makes me mad then sad then happy.
new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
I’d like to see Claire Danes play a lady for whom everything is going great and nothing worries her at all. Maybe she’s not even a lead, just the lead’s friend who lives in comfort, amusement, and delight.
I think she’s earned it.
I think she’s earned it.
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I’d like to see Claire Danes play a lady for whom everything is going great and nothing worries her at all. Maybe she’s not even a lead, just the lead’s friend who lives in comfort, amusement, and delight.
I think she’s earned it.
I think she’s earned it.
When this is all over, we come together to demand the release of the Horshack files.
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
When this is all over, we come together to demand the release of the Horshack files.
I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.
It can’t be what they were going for but it looks like Naz Reid is opposing counsel and he’s going to win.
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It can’t be what they were going for but it looks like Naz Reid is opposing counsel and he’s going to win.