John Mendelssohn (thee / thou)
@johnmendelssohn.bsky.social
I am a two-time winner of the Pulitzer Prize for Sarcasm. I reside on the southwestern tip of London, where I compose songs, take long walks along the Thames, and write six essays every week for johnmendelssohn.substack.com.
Please consider me. I sure fit the bill obscurity-wise. :-)
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Please consider me. I sure fit the bill obscurity-wise. :-)
It’s never not a really, REALLY good idea to read my Substack. Some days it’s thought-provoking. Other days it’s amusing. Sometimes it is both. How can you go “wrong”?
November 7, 2025 at 9:15 AM
It’s never not a really, REALLY good idea to read my Substack. Some days it’s thought-provoking. Other days it’s amusing. Sometimes it is both. How can you go “wrong”?
Read my Substack six days a week! Find it life-changingly enjoyable! Insist, to the point of being in serious jeopardy of alienating them, that your friends and family do likewise! There isn't a moment to lose!
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Read my Substack six days a week! Find it life-changingly enjoyable! Insist, to the point of being in serious jeopardy of alienating them, that your friends and family do likewise! There isn't a moment to lose!
I won’t sugarcoat it. Those who fail to seek out my glorious music on all your better music streaming platforms are morally deficient. I won’t sugarcoat it.
September 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I won’t sugarcoat it. Those who fail to seek out my glorious music on all your better music streaming platforms are morally deficient. I won’t sugarcoat it.