John Hoyabembe 🦋
@johnhoyabembe.bsky.social
Just killing time until the eventual heat death of the Universe. God, I'm so depressed.
He/Him, cat dad, ADHD "gifted," lover of pizza.
P. S. Fuck you Elon.🖕
He/Him, cat dad, ADHD "gifted," lover of pizza.
P. S. Fuck you Elon.🖕
I look forward to Cisneros transgender pentagon joining the Chicago Bears.
April 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I look forward to Cisneros transgender pentagon joining the Chicago Bears.
He's giving a real, "Frank Reynolds desperately trying to prove he's not a pedophile" vibe.
April 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
He's giving a real, "Frank Reynolds desperately trying to prove he's not a pedophile" vibe.
It's finally gay to be attracted to women.
April 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It's finally gay to be attracted to women.
When your right, your right.
April 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
When your right, your right.
I really don't know what conservatives get out of this guy. The CONSTANT bitching and moaning—even though HE WON—is SO tiring and boring.
April 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I really don't know what conservatives get out of this guy. The CONSTANT bitching and moaning—even though HE WON—is SO tiring and boring.
Try telling that to the "real leftists."
April 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Try telling that to the "real leftists."
This was an all time, hall of fame tweet.
April 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This was an all time, hall of fame tweet.
You are legitimately stupid if you look at this and think it makes sense.
April 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
You are legitimately stupid if you look at this and think it makes sense.
Live your life in a way that Spotify isn't filled with playlists celebrating your death.
April 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Live your life in a way that Spotify isn't filled with playlists celebrating your death.
April 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Chugs Coke Zero: "We've only just beeeguuuun."
April 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Chugs Coke Zero: "We've only just beeeguuuun."
These dumbfucks will stand in the ruins of a dead world and still play the victim because they didn't get the perfect savior to coddle their ballsack and whisper in their ear, "I want to implement Scandinavian style healthcare."
April 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
These dumbfucks will stand in the ruins of a dead world and still play the victim because they didn't get the perfect savior to coddle their ballsack and whisper in their ear, "I want to implement Scandinavian style healthcare."
Oh @schumer.senate.gov, will you never not disappoint me?
March 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Oh @schumer.senate.gov, will you never not disappoint me?
I can't quite tell the difference here...
March 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I can't quite tell the difference here...