John Hoyabembe 🦋
@johnhoyabembe.bsky.social
Just killing time until the eventual heat death of the Universe. God, I'm so depressed.
He/Him, cat dad, ADHD "gifted," lover of pizza.
P. S. Fuck you Elon.🖕
He/Him, cat dad, ADHD "gifted," lover of pizza.
P. S. Fuck you Elon.🖕
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It's actually so funny that the government joined Bluesky before Threads. Was pressing the cross post option on Instagram too much work?
October 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It's actually so funny that the government joined Bluesky before Threads. Was pressing the cross post option on Instagram too much work?
Aaaand I remember why I stopped using this app.
July 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Aaaand I remember why I stopped using this app.
"Lists of people and hashtags."
Oh, so custom feeds.
Oh, so custom feeds.
July 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
"Lists of people and hashtags."
Oh, so custom feeds.
Oh, so custom feeds.
Not to sound cliché, but I forgot this app existed.
July 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Not to sound cliché, but I forgot this app existed.
If there's one thing I'll give conservatives, it's that they taught me not everyone has some tragic backstory for why they do what they do. Some people, actually, are just evil for the fun of it.
June 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If there's one thing I'll give conservatives, it's that they taught me not everyone has some tragic backstory for why they do what they do. Some people, actually, are just evil for the fun of it.
I know we're not suppose to say this here, but I really like the updates we've seen on Threads the past year. It's what Threads should have been on day one.
April 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I know we're not suppose to say this here, but I really like the updates we've seen on Threads the past year. It's what Threads should have been on day one.
I look forward to Cisneros transgender pentagon joining the Chicago Bears.
April 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I look forward to Cisneros transgender pentagon joining the Chicago Bears.
My #nintendoswitch2 preorder went through!!!
April 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
My #nintendoswitch2 preorder went through!!!
Indeed.
Bluesky is collegial and interesting, the way Twitter used to be. Bonus: most people can spell.
April 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Indeed.
Women also couldn't own credit cards when this dipshit was a kid. Does he think every Discover card with a "Mrs." on the front is imaginary as well?
RFK JR: ADD, ADHD, Tourette syndrome, Narcolepsy, Autism.. All of these are injuries that I never heard of when I was a kid.
April 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Women also couldn't own credit cards when this dipshit was a kid. Does he think every Discover card with a "Mrs." on the front is imaginary as well?
I'm still a hollow, angry, bitter man over the fact that Kamala Harris is not sitting in the White House right now.
April 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I'm still a hollow, angry, bitter man over the fact that Kamala Harris is not sitting in the White House right now.
I've seen stocks crater 10% after hours because the company only made 16.1 Billion instead of 16.3 Billion. At this point I refuse to believe Tesla isn't doing some Enron level shit.
Disaster quarter, huge miss and really bearish guidance, stock up 4%. It's like a personal insult directed at the concept of market efficiency.
April 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I've seen stocks crater 10% after hours because the company only made 16.1 Billion instead of 16.3 Billion. At this point I refuse to believe Tesla isn't doing some Enron level shit.
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i do not think the american public is going to respond well to the supply shocks that are currently rushing toward us
April 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
i do not think the american public is going to respond well to the supply shocks that are currently rushing toward us
I can't wait for someone to find this post in 3 years with no context.
As everyone was leaving the theater, a black person held the door for me and my wife. I was like, "Yowsers, this is uncomfortable."
April 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I can't wait for someone to find this post in 3 years with no context.
America was so rich that it could have become the shining Utopia the sci-fi writers dreamed about in the 1950. So depressing.
The victory of the modern US economy was that we *didn’t* have to make stuff that could be made cheaper elsewhere. So the stuff would be affordable as long as we weren’t total assholes to the countries that made it.
Turning the US into China is stupid, as is thinking it could be done in one term.
Turning the US into China is stupid, as is thinking it could be done in one term.
April 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
America was so rich that it could have become the shining Utopia the sci-fi writers dreamed about in the 1950. So depressing.
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Now that we’re all sex positive should we start calling it “bumping pretties”?
April 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Now that we’re all sex positive should we start calling it “bumping pretties”?
There's a reason Huckleberry Finn wanted to get the fuck out of Mississippi.
NEW: Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves has declared April 2025 as Confederate Heritage Month.
He did so at the behest of the Sons of Confederate Veterans, a neo-Confederate organization that espouses “Lost Cause” ideology, which whitewashes the role of slavery in the Civil War. 🧵
He did so at the behest of the Sons of Confederate Veterans, a neo-Confederate organization that espouses “Lost Cause” ideology, which whitewashes the role of slavery in the Civil War. 🧵
Mississippi Governor Declares April Confederate Heritage Month
Gov. Tate Reeves declared April 2025 as Confederate Heritage Month in Mississippi, keeping alive a 32-year-old tradition that began in 1993.
www.mississippifreepress.org
April 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
There's a reason Huckleberry Finn wanted to get the fuck out of Mississippi.
I'm going to become the Joker.
New images could change cancer diagnostics, but ICE detained the Harvard scientist who analyzes them
Without scientist Kseniia Petrova’s expertise, no one can fully unlock the data’s potential, putting crucial advancements in early cancer detection at risk.
www.nbcnews.com
April 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I'm going to become the Joker.
The Clinton Count adds another notch on the belt.
POPE FRANCIS DID NOT KILL HIMSELF. I HAVE INFORMATION THAT WILL LEAD TO THE ARREST OF HILLARY CLINTON
April 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The Clinton Count adds another notch on the belt.
It's so joever.
Tesla reportedly delays launch of new low-cost model by months
Tesla reportedly delays launch of new low-cost model by months
Tesla is pushing back the promised launch of a more affordable EV by months, according to a report from Reuters. The new model, which is supposedly a very stripped-down Model Y, was supposed to debut in the first half of this year but now might not come until late 2025 or early 2026, states the […]
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April 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It's so joever.
I would be the most awkward, useless president imaginable and I would still be a better leader than Drumpt.
If nothing else, I now know I would definitely not be the worst president ever.
April 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I would be the most awkward, useless president imaginable and I would still be a better leader than Drumpt.
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I gotta say, Pope Francis pretty much won at the pope thing as much as you possibly could - poor child of immigrants works his way up to become THE pope at like 70, moves the church to be more inclusive and compassionate, lives till 88, dies the day after Easter after preaching compassion for Gaza
April 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I gotta say, Pope Francis pretty much won at the pope thing as much as you possibly could - poor child of immigrants works his way up to become THE pope at like 70, moves the church to be more inclusive and compassionate, lives till 88, dies the day after Easter after preaching compassion for Gaza
As someone who is adamantly against religion, Francis was the Pope for my entire adult life; I saw him try to bring an antiquated institution into the 21st Century, and advocate to be better towards the minorities around us because it's the right thing to do. He was a good one. #RIP
April 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
As someone who is adamantly against religion, Francis was the Pope for my entire adult life; I saw him try to bring an antiquated institution into the 21st Century, and advocate to be better towards the minorities around us because it's the right thing to do. He was a good one. #RIP