John Gift 🎁
@johngift.bsky.social
Comedian of the random. Sports commentating enthusiast. Video Game guy. Japan adjacent human.
Are these Avatar animals? Lion Turtles and turtle ducks.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Are these Avatar animals? Lion Turtles and turtle ducks.
Nah. Grab me one of these.
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Nah. Grab me one of these.
I haven't tasted it yet. Im waiting to irradiate the whole family tonight.
November 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I haven't tasted it yet. Im waiting to irradiate the whole family tonight.
My son just turned 21. This breaks my heart.
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My son just turned 21. This breaks my heart.
The landing zone is the dumbest thing in football right now.
October 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The landing zone is the dumbest thing in football right now.
So yall can get swatted by the LA Ohtanis. 😭
October 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
So yall can get swatted by the LA Ohtanis. 😭
Dodgers are gonna absolutely SMACK whoever wins this. 😭
October 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Dodgers are gonna absolutely SMACK whoever wins this. 😭
Multiple Sclerosis?
October 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Multiple Sclerosis?
Im about to call it. Should've started the game like 2 hours earlier. 😭
October 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Im about to call it. Should've started the game like 2 hours earlier. 😭
Ties are okay. Makes the standings interesting later.
September 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Ties are okay. Makes the standings interesting later.
On it. If you get to play you'll know it succeeded. 😤 I belive i just have to consume 40 chicken nuggets tonight.
September 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
On it. If you get to play you'll know it succeeded. 😤 I belive i just have to consume 40 chicken nuggets tonight.
If I was the Cowboys i would fire Eberflus before he makes the defense permanently worse.
September 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
If I was the Cowboys i would fire Eberflus before he makes the defense permanently worse.
No one should disrespect the Younghoe. 😤
September 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
No one should disrespect the Younghoe. 😤
Cowboys have DBs playing that should not be in the NFL. 😭
September 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Cowboys have DBs playing that should not be in the NFL. 😭