John Gift 🎁
@johngift.bsky.social
Comedian of the random. Sports commentating enthusiast. Video Game guy. Japan adjacent human.
Why are so many people at the grocery store? I just want regular strength bread. 😑
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Why are so many people at the grocery store? I just want regular strength bread. 😑
@minakimes.bsky.social name that just popped into my head. Dennis Northcutt
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
@minakimes.bsky.social name that just popped into my head. Dennis Northcutt
Okay I understand it ladies. A woman is offering to sing a song for me and now im imagining our whole lives together. Now I get why you like them lame ass singer dudes.
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Okay I understand it ladies. A woman is offering to sing a song for me and now im imagining our whole lives together. Now I get why you like them lame ass singer dudes.
Me: “Change is inedible”
Wife: “You mean inevitable”
Me: *spitting out several nickels* “I do not”
Wife: “You mean inevitable”
Me: *spitting out several nickels* “I do not”
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Me: “Change is inedible”
Wife: “You mean inevitable”
Me: *spitting out several nickels* “I do not”
Wife: “You mean inevitable”
Me: *spitting out several nickels* “I do not”
If I ever get rich im gonna get a house with a multipurpose room. How come only schools get them? Maybe i want to host a talent show and then have a cafeteria lunch after. Have a play and then do family announcements.
November 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If I ever get rich im gonna get a house with a multipurpose room. How come only schools get them? Maybe i want to host a talent show and then have a cafeteria lunch after. Have a play and then do family announcements.
They need to start serving pizza at 9am.
October 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
They need to start serving pizza at 9am.
Check on your racist coworkers, friends, and family today because they are going THROUGH it right now. 😭
September 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Check on your racist coworkers, friends, and family today because they are going THROUGH it right now. 😭
If you win the Lotto juat throw me a little. I'll be your friend.
September 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
If you win the Lotto juat throw me a little. I'll be your friend.
Arch about to throw 5 picks and transfer to UNLV.
September 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Arch about to throw 5 picks and transfer to UNLV.
Remembering that time ESPN called Brock Osweiler a Clit.
September 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Remembering that time ESPN called Brock Osweiler a Clit.
Why tf am I paying for an apple? Bro just give me an apple.
August 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Why tf am I paying for an apple? Bro just give me an apple.
@sunminkimes.bsky.social help. Tell the Cowboys to sign this man so I can sleep again. 😭
August 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
@sunminkimes.bsky.social help. Tell the Cowboys to sign this man so I can sleep again. 😭
@minakimes.bsky.social would do the Jill Taylor fit justice. 😤
August 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
@minakimes.bsky.social would do the Jill Taylor fit justice. 😤
Mediocre white dudes really be the enemy of Earth.
June 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Mediocre white dudes really be the enemy of Earth.
The future is so lame. Wtf happened to Picture in Picture on TVs? How is this not standard? Sometimes I have time watch some sports but I want to play some games on the same TV.
May 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The future is so lame. Wtf happened to Picture in Picture on TVs? How is this not standard? Sometimes I have time watch some sports but I want to play some games on the same TV.
Weird how bean and cheese burrito doesn't sound as nice in spanish.
May 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Weird how bean and cheese burrito doesn't sound as nice in spanish.
Nightmare waking me up at 4am. Brains are so lame. You know I need to sleep but nah we have Sebastian Stan stealing my imaginary girl while I'm singing bad karaoke and getting boo'd.
May 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Nightmare waking me up at 4am. Brains are so lame. You know I need to sleep but nah we have Sebastian Stan stealing my imaginary girl while I'm singing bad karaoke and getting boo'd.
Bitch you can't see. 😭 That's the whole point of you.
May 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Bitch you can't see. 😭 That's the whole point of you.
Platinum 756: It Takes Two (PS4)
Phenomenal game. Very creative and fun. Had to wait until my son had free time to play with me but now I definitely want to get Split Fiction.
#PlayStationTrophy #platinumtrophy #PS5Share #ps5
Phenomenal game. Very creative and fun. Had to wait until my son had free time to play with me but now I definitely want to get Split Fiction.
#PlayStationTrophy #platinumtrophy #PS5Share #ps5
May 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Platinum 756: It Takes Two (PS4)
Phenomenal game. Very creative and fun. Had to wait until my son had free time to play with me but now I definitely want to get Split Fiction.
#PlayStationTrophy #platinumtrophy #PS5Share #ps5
Phenomenal game. Very creative and fun. Had to wait until my son had free time to play with me but now I definitely want to get Split Fiction.
#PlayStationTrophy #platinumtrophy #PS5Share #ps5
@minakimes.bsky.social Mina gonna make her Soap Opera debut in like 3 months. This ESPN to Soap Opera pipeline gotta stay strong.
May 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
@minakimes.bsky.social Mina gonna make her Soap Opera debut in like 3 months. This ESPN to Soap Opera pipeline gotta stay strong.
I'm telling my kids this was Marjorie Taylor Greene.
April 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I'm telling my kids this was Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Bitch is this the Borg? This Robocop TV should never have been.
April 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Bitch is this the Borg? This Robocop TV should never have been.
Bitch there was a Robocop TV show? Rated Y7? No wonder that show disappeared. Buddy has to take people out. He ain't just slow af Batman detecting shit.
April 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Bitch there was a Robocop TV show? Rated Y7? No wonder that show disappeared. Buddy has to take people out. He ain't just slow af Batman detecting shit.
This thing went up like $6. Are these Chinese breadsticks?
April 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This thing went up like $6. Are these Chinese breadsticks?
April 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM