John Gift 🎁
@johngift.bsky.social
Comedian of the random. Sports commentating enthusiast. Video Game guy. Japan adjacent human.
Nah. Grab me one of these.
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Nah. Grab me one of these.
I haven't tasted it yet. Im waiting to irradiate the whole family tonight.
November 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I haven't tasted it yet. Im waiting to irradiate the whole family tonight.
People are great but have one of these!
September 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
People are great but have one of these!
Remembering that time ESPN called Brock Osweiler a Clit.
September 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Remembering that time ESPN called Brock Osweiler a Clit.
I turn the fourtiest of ones tomorrow. Am I dead? Did the gommage happen?
August 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I turn the fourtiest of ones tomorrow. Am I dead? Did the gommage happen?
The world is against me.
August 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The world is against me.
I haven't gotten a jersey since Roy Williams (safety) and he immediately turned awful afterward. I never got a Ware jersey and he became a HOFer. I thought the curse was in my head so I got a Micah jersey. Noooo 😭 haaalp.
August 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I haven't gotten a jersey since Roy Williams (safety) and he immediately turned awful afterward. I never got a Ware jersey and he became a HOFer. I thought the curse was in my head so I got a Micah jersey. Noooo 😭 haaalp.
@sunminkimes.bsky.social help. Tell the Cowboys to sign this man so I can sleep again. 😭
August 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
@sunminkimes.bsky.social help. Tell the Cowboys to sign this man so I can sleep again. 😭
@minakimes.bsky.social would do the Jill Taylor fit justice. 😤
August 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
@minakimes.bsky.social would do the Jill Taylor fit justice. 😤
The only Avatar series that matters.
July 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
The only Avatar series that matters.
I busy trying to figure out who this baddie teacher is in After School Doctor.
July 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I busy trying to figure out who this baddie teacher is in After School Doctor.
Nothing really but man yhe aesthetic was different then.
June 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Nothing really but man yhe aesthetic was different then.
You missed the Stanley Pup. They call it a Paw-er play after the penalty. 😭
June 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
You missed the Stanley Pup. They call it a Paw-er play after the penalty. 😭