Concerned Uncle
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Washed up Canis Hoopus vet turned unrepentant Wolves Bluesky reply guy
Also: lefty politics | metal | Packers | MTG limited (Consecrated Sphinct on 17Lands)
Also: lefty politics | metal | Packers | MTG limited (Consecrated Sphinct on 17Lands)
8 points in 50 seconds. I don't know more about basketball than Chris Finch overall, but I think the team could benefit tremendously from my knowledge of the obscure "you're allowed to hold the ball for 24 seconds" rule.
Suns 114, Timberwolves 113: It Just Means More (Mistakes)
The Timberwolves blew an eight point lead with 50 seconds left, brining them to 0-6 against winning teams.
Thilo Latrell Widder has goes over it all ⤵️
www.canishoopus.com/timberwolves...
The Timberwolves blew an eight point lead with 50 seconds left, brining them to 0-6 against winning teams.
Thilo Latrell Widder has goes over it all ⤵️
www.canishoopus.com/timberwolves...
Suns 114, Timberwolves 113: It Just Means More (Mistakes)
The Timberwolves blew an eight point lead with less than a minute, left brining them to 0-6 against winning teams.
www.canishoopus.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
8 points in 50 seconds. I don't know more about basketball than Chris Finch overall, but I think the team could benefit tremendously from my knowledge of the obscure "you're allowed to hold the ball for 24 seconds" rule.
I used to think the lyric was 'would it be wrong would it be right / if I took my life tonight, chances are: dynamite' and thinking that was an inefficient, if undeniably effective, method of cutting one's life into pieces.
i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I used to think the lyric was 'would it be wrong would it be right / if I took my life tonight, chances are: dynamite' and thinking that was an inefficient, if undeniably effective, method of cutting one's life into pieces.
Nick Wright has carved out a nice niche for himself within the world of Sports Shouting Slop by looking like the exact person dumb guys picture in their heads when they get yelled at online for their bad sports takes.
October 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Nick Wright has carved out a nice niche for himself within the world of Sports Shouting Slop by looking like the exact person dumb guys picture in their heads when they get yelled at online for their bad sports takes.
The NFL and NBA both have an aging Hall of Famer born in November 1988 who's been bad for a while but stayed just good enough to stick around in the league for another half-decade, and also they're both named Russell W.
October 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The NFL and NBA both have an aging Hall of Famer born in November 1988 who's been bad for a while but stayed just good enough to stick around in the league for another half-decade, and also they're both named Russell W.
It's interesting to see how reddit self-sorts into dedicated dumb guy parallel subreddits. r/NBA too highbrow? Join r/NBATalk to share AI-generated memes from accounts called KobeMuse.eth.
October 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It's interesting to see how reddit self-sorts into dedicated dumb guy parallel subreddits. r/NBA too highbrow? Join r/NBATalk to share AI-generated memes from accounts called KobeMuse.eth.
I'm trying a new approach to fantasy football this year whereby I draft my team, but then I *don't* let it pointlessly occupy an additional 10+ hours of my thoughts and time each week of the season. To be clear, I will not be using these hundreds of hours of time savings to better myself in any way.
September 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I'm trying a new approach to fantasy football this year whereby I draft my team, but then I *don't* let it pointlessly occupy an additional 10+ hours of my thoughts and time each week of the season. To be clear, I will not be using these hundreds of hours of time savings to better myself in any way.
Thanks to her combination of cowardice and overt lack of principles, "stand powerlessly on the sideline" was Kamala Harris's preferred approach to a number of issues. Fitting that she's landed in a position where she can do that full-time.
Kamala Harris on MSNBC now saying she “always believed titans of industry” would be guardrails for democracy but now—shocker—she reports that turns out they’re not. Only, she still’s waiting! “At some point they’ve got to stand up.” This kind of willful naïveté & denial doesn’t need airtime.
September 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Thanks to her combination of cowardice and overt lack of principles, "stand powerlessly on the sideline" was Kamala Harris's preferred approach to a number of issues. Fitting that she's landed in a position where she can do that full-time.
Real heads remember when this account didn't mess around with uplifting messages for people who are struggling and kept it all about the weekend.
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
September 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Real heads remember when this account didn't mess around with uplifting messages for people who are struggling and kept it all about the weekend.
I keep seeing escalations in the arms race to express the most virtuous "speed limits should be lower" opinion, so I want to plant my flag early on "cars should actually go negative speed." Step on the accelerator trying to drive 30 MPH forward? Your car should go 70 MPH in reverse.
September 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I keep seeing escalations in the arms race to express the most virtuous "speed limits should be lower" opinion, so I want to plant my flag early on "cars should actually go negative speed." Step on the accelerator trying to drive 30 MPH forward? Your car should go 70 MPH in reverse.
Attaching your real name to dumb little jokes and posts expressing basic humanity toward marginalized groups is increasingly grounds for getting fired from your job and severe financial ruin
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If I use my real name, people who know me might find me and up my follower count on this app
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If I use my real name, people who know me might find me and up my follower count on this app
a man in a suit and sweater is standing in a parking lot with a man in sunglasses behind him .
ALT: a man in a suit and sweater is standing in a parking lot with a man in sunglasses behind him .
media.tenor.com
September 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Attaching your real name to dumb little jokes and posts expressing basic humanity toward marginalized groups is increasingly grounds for getting fired from your job and severe financial ruin
vs
If I use my real name, people who know me might find me and up my follower count on this app
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If I use my real name, people who know me might find me and up my follower count on this app
If you're interested in heavy music, the r/metalcore subreddit is a great place for song recommendations.
September 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
If you're interested in heavy music, the r/metalcore subreddit is a great place for song recommendations.
Thoughts and prayers for Charlie Kirk
September 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Thoughts and prayers for Charlie Kirk
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GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends
JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald
GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald
GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
September 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends
JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald
GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald
GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
I love to take time out of my busy day as a high-profile captain of industry to write hand-written and illustrated birthday notes for my financial advisor. Poems for my butcher, painting frescoes for my dentist, just normal, not-suspicious rich guy stuff.
September 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I love to take time out of my busy day as a high-profile captain of industry to write hand-written and illustrated birthday notes for my financial advisor. Poems for my butcher, painting frescoes for my dentist, just normal, not-suspicious rich guy stuff.
I am already pre-mad for when barely anything comes of this Kawhi business even though it's the Joe Smith scandal on steroids. "We wanted to strip them of some of their 1st round draft picks, but they already owed a lot of them to other teams, so we fined Steve Ballmer $15,000 instead."
September 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I am already pre-mad for when barely anything comes of this Kawhi business even though it's the Joe Smith scandal on steroids. "We wanted to strip them of some of their 1st round draft picks, but they already owed a lot of them to other teams, so we fined Steve Ballmer $15,000 instead."
All my rivals become my Fievels when I watch the An American Tale: Fievel Goes West (1991) of success
September 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
All my rivals become my Fievels when I watch the An American Tale: Fievel Goes West (1991) of success
All my nemeses become my antifreeze when I top off the Honda Civic of success
August 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
All my nemeses become my antifreeze when I top off the Honda Civic of success
All my adversaries become my dromedaries when I traverse the desert of success
August 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
All my adversaries become my dromedaries when I traverse the desert of success
All my assailants become my inhalants when I medicate the asthma of success
August 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
All my assailants become my inhalants when I medicate the asthma of success
Caught my wife in bed with her personal trainer and was obviously furious, but then she explained that it was just a distraction from TACO Trump's failing tariff policy. I won't be distracted! 🌊🇮🇱🇺🇦
August 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Caught my wife in bed with her personal trainer and was obviously furious, but then she explained that it was just a distraction from TACO Trump's failing tariff policy. I won't be distracted! 🌊🇮🇱🇺🇦
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Mostly am, but I do think it can be instructive to think about public policy in terms of cumulative hours cost.
For example, if a robocaller scam calls 30 million Americans for an average of 10 seconds each, that's 83 thousand hours, or 9.5 years stolen. A 10 year prison sentence fits the crime.
For example, if a robocaller scam calls 30 million Americans for an average of 10 seconds each, that's 83 thousand hours, or 9.5 years stolen. A 10 year prison sentence fits the crime.
August 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Mostly am, but I do think it can be instructive to think about public policy in terms of cumulative hours cost.
For example, if a robocaller scam calls 30 million Americans for an average of 10 seconds each, that's 83 thousand hours, or 9.5 years stolen. A 10 year prison sentence fits the crime.
For example, if a robocaller scam calls 30 million Americans for an average of 10 seconds each, that's 83 thousand hours, or 9.5 years stolen. A 10 year prison sentence fits the crime.
We always hear about how forcing cars to slow down will save lives, but time spent on joyless tasks like commuting is essentially life lost too. If every car on every freeway were slowed from 65 to 55 MPH, how much cumulative "life" would be taken from Americans? It'd be Stalin-level mass murder.
My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area.
(15 in Manhattan btw)
(15 in Manhattan btw)
There is no possible justification for limiting e-bikes to 15mph but not cars.
August 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
We always hear about how forcing cars to slow down will save lives, but time spent on joyless tasks like commuting is essentially life lost too. If every car on every freeway were slowed from 65 to 55 MPH, how much cumulative "life" would be taken from Americans? It'd be Stalin-level mass murder.
Sad about Ozzy, but one silver lining: perhaps men in their late 70s who take famously poor care of their health CAN die after all.
July 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Sad about Ozzy, but one silver lining: perhaps men in their late 70s who take famously poor care of their health CAN die after all.
Kobe debates aren't as plentiful as they once were, so I'll take this opportunity to note that he is the single most overrated player in NBA history and was worse than Wade and Ginobili, among his SG peers.
Kobe Bryant not in NBA's all-time top 10? Shaq thinks that ranking is 'criminal'
Kobe Bryant not in NBA's all-time top 10? Shaq thinks that ranking is 'criminal'
Shaquille O'Neal has an issue with a recent ranking of the all-time best NBA players.
www.latimes.com
July 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Kobe debates aren't as plentiful as they once were, so I'll take this opportunity to note that he is the single most overrated player in NBA history and was worse than Wade and Ginobili, among his SG peers.
My frantic, 1000-word post about the Epstein files has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my frantic, 1000-word post.
July 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My frantic, 1000-word post about the Epstein files has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my frantic, 1000-word post.