John Dietrich
johndietrich.bsky.social
John Dietrich
@johndietrich.bsky.social
Technologist, brand marketer, grammar curmudgeon, gadget freak. Views my own.
@jennylewis.bsky.social Happy 49th — you and Elvis. I only recall because mine is tomorrow. :⁠-⁠)
January 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
@jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @JimmyKimmelLive With Bateman, re: Sammy Davis, Jr.: "That's his eyeball."

Solid fucking joke, man. Solid fucking joke.
December 10, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Super opposed to this suggestion that Biden should issue blanket pardons for anyone Trump has threatened to "go after." Terrible precedent for when Trump leaves office — he'll pardon everyone in his administration. Better: Establish a private legal-defense fund for anyone who's prosecuted.
December 5, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Enshittification debiggens us all.

#WhereAreYouDanGreaney
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Dec 4
NEW: Bluesky has seen massive growth in the weeks following the US election. There are 24 million users on the social media platform.

With great engagement comes great responsibility, which means Bluesky CEO @jay.bsky.team has a lot to do. She sat down with WIRED to talk about it.
Bluesky Now Has 24 Million Users. Jay Graber Is Still Vowing to Keep It From Enshittification
At WIRED's The Big Interview event, Bluesky CEO Jay Graber discussed the booming user numbers for the Twitter rival and why giving social media users more control is a recipe for success.
www.wired.com
December 4, 2024 at 4:42 AM
"It's Joshua! He's got three numbers — he's trying to launch the missiles himself!"

www.tiktok.com/@fartbubble6...
#olivegarden #breadstick #olivegardenbreadsticks #fyp
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December 3, 2024 at 3:33 AM
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This quote
December 3, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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Good advice to everyone on BlueSky
You can voice your opinion about Kash Patel without retweeting DT. PLEASE do not turn BlueSky into Twitter/X by continually retweeting him. Let’s not become a garbage dump for Truth Social. Just state your viewpoint without platforming him. Thanks.
December 1, 2024 at 12:25 PM
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Thank God
December 1, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Lemony Turmeric was my nickname in high school...
Lemony turmeric. Gingery cheesecake. Boozy almond. This year’s Cookie Week, New York Times Cooking’s annual tradition, has something for everyone.
2024 Christmas Cookies Are Here
Lemony turmeric, gingery cheesecake, boozy almond: This year’s Cookie Week has something for everyone.
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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Quick thread off our Yacht Rock doc (on Max and HBO!)…

My Spotify Yacht Rock playlist has just about all the songs in the doc plus a bunch more. I had to throw a couple Eagles and Hall and Oates songs in even though they don’t count as Yacht Rock bands. Sorry.

open.spotify.com/playlist/1WN...
Yacht Rock (Music Box / HBO)
Playlist · Bill Simmons · 89 items · 5.4K saves
open.spotify.com
December 1, 2024 at 6:02 AM
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When fascism arrives in America it won’t know how to spell it.
December 1, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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What’s worse?

(1) having your mother call you out as a dirt bag in an email published in the New York Times

(2) having a porn star you paid $130K in hush money pick little plastic mushrooms depicting you off a tray on the Jimmy Kimmel show
November 30, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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RFK Jr. is a fraud. Always has been.
December 1, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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Shit you can’t make up 🤦🏻‍♀️👇🏻

#SheShed
#MagaMorons
December 1, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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Its World Aids Day. Thoughts of all the precious lives we lost - and all of us who mourn them
December 1, 2024 at 5:18 PM