Honestly I'd feel better about both situations if the Senate had confirmed Schottenheimer and Jerry had hired Hegseth.

"...cares not one *whit*...", not "wit."

But seriously, I strongly believe this probably *is* where Trump keeps the nuclear codes.

If she hadn't added "for Democrats," I swear I would have assumed this came from the future, at the conclusion of the second Trump administration.

(3) Creating a line of very large gold-plated plastic mushrooms to sell to your cult with a Certificate of Authenticity.

Thank God