December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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BREAKING: Senile Satan pardons two “turkeys” that suspiciously look like Sean Combs and Ghislaine Maxwell.
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
BREAKING: Senile Satan pardons two “turkeys” that suspiciously look like Sean Combs and Ghislaine Maxwell.
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
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November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Did they ever find whoever stopped that escalator? Or has that case gone cold.
November 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Did they ever find whoever stopped that escalator? Or has that case gone cold.
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
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JD Vance Defends Erosion Of Democracy As ‘Happening’
October 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
JD Vance Defends Erosion Of Democracy As ‘Happening’
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The Muppets Take Portland (2025)
October 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The Muppets Take Portland (2025)
September 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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ICE Agents Hurl Pregnant Immigrant Over Mexican Border To Prevent Birth On U.S. Soil
September 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
ICE Agents Hurl Pregnant Immigrant Over Mexican Border To Prevent Birth On U.S. Soil
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Man Always Gets Little Rush Out Of Telling People John Lennon Beat Wife https://theonion.com/man-always-gets-little-rush-out-of-telling-people-john-1819578998/
September 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Man Always Gets Little Rush Out Of Telling People John Lennon Beat Wife https://theonion.com/man-always-gets-little-rush-out-of-telling-people-john-1819578998/
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‘You Think You Can Talk About Our Dad That Way?’ Scream Trump Boys, Beating TV With Bat https://theonion.com/you-think-you-can-talk-about-our-dad-that-way-scream-trump-boys-beating-tv-with-bat/
September 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
‘You Think You Can Talk About Our Dad That Way?’ Scream Trump Boys, Beating TV With Bat https://theonion.com/you-think-you-can-talk-about-our-dad-that-way-scream-trump-boys-beating-tv-with-bat/
September 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Who did this?
August 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Who did this?
August 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
August 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
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Misogynist Who Can’t Get a Second Date Starting to Wonder if Maybe It’s Him, in Addition to the Liberal Media
thehardtimes.net/culture/miso...
thehardtimes.net/culture/miso...
Misogynist Who Can’t Get a Second Date Starting to Wonder if Maybe It’s Him, in Addition to the Liberal Media
Local misogynist Bryce Turner is starting to suspect that he, in addition to MSNBC, are to blame for his inability to convince a woman to be in his presence for even a second longer than absolutely ne...
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August 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Misogynist Who Can’t Get a Second Date Starting to Wonder if Maybe It’s Him, in Addition to the Liberal Media
thehardtimes.net/culture/miso...
thehardtimes.net/culture/miso...
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We’re not distracted and it’s not going away.
August 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
We’re not distracted and it’s not going away.
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RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
WASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an order Friday directing all Americans to drink a m...
theonion.com
August 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid