rossk
@johncoltrane.bsky.social
your friend ross from st. paul. writin about music and those rascally mni sota timberwolves. not actually related to the john coltrane estate in any way shape or form. obviously.
i don’t even recognize this wolves team. this is wild. it all looks completely wrong.
May 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
i don’t even recognize this wolves team. this is wild. it all looks completely wrong.
guys rudy gobert is my favorite basketball player. that’s just my truth.
May 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
guys rudy gobert is my favorite basketball player. that’s just my truth.
holy shit are the lakers going to flop their way into a win????
May 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
holy shit are the lakers going to flop their way into a win????
can’t believe we traded KAT for budget KAT and a whiteboy
April 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
can’t believe we traded KAT for budget KAT and a whiteboy
jamal murray playing this one with a baggy long sleeve under his jersey is making me giggle. just a real “moody teenager who just woke up” sort of fashion choice.
April 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
jamal murray playing this one with a baggy long sleeve under his jersey is making me giggle. just a real “moody teenager who just woke up” sort of fashion choice.
saw reed sheppard out there during a timeout and straight up thought he was a towel boy. imagine the rockets with castle rn…
April 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
saw reed sheppard out there during a timeout and straight up thought he was a towel boy. imagine the rockets with castle rn…
I was a regular season Houston Enjoyer but Jalen Green going 1-7 in his first two quarters of postseason basketball is like the least surprising thing possible here.
April 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I was a regular season Houston Enjoyer but Jalen Green going 1-7 in his first two quarters of postseason basketball is like the least surprising thing possible here.
whenever I hear the "infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters" thing I always imagine that the reason the monkeys never finish writing the complete works of Shakespeare is because they evolve into crabs first and they can't type no more en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcini...
Carcinisation - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
April 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
whenever I hear the "infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters" thing I always imagine that the reason the monkeys never finish writing the complete works of Shakespeare is because they evolve into crabs first and they can't type no more en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcini...
ESPN briefly credited Rob Dillingham as Bones Hyland on the online play-by-play on accident. good bit.
March 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
ESPN briefly credited Rob Dillingham as Bones Hyland on the online play-by-play on accident. good bit.
before this game i said Kelly Oubre is going to put up 27 more on us and i feel the need to bloosk it just in case i am (tragically) right
March 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
before this game i said Kelly Oubre is going to put up 27 more on us and i feel the need to bloosk it just in case i am (tragically) right
jaden mcdaniels midrange menace night, 16 pts early in the third without attempting a single three, i love it.
February 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
jaden mcdaniels midrange menace night, 16 pts early in the third without attempting a single three, i love it.
"Roll an ambo"... Shakespeare is credited with the invention of over 1700 words, if Jon Bois were born five hundred years earlier we would consider those "rookie numbers"
operator: 911, please state—
me: abcdefg, hij—
operator: wait lemme get a pen
me: you don’t need a pen. don’t worry! i’ll teach you
operator: doesn’t work for me. i’m a visual learner
me: okay. well i got run over by a dump truck at 14th and oak
operator: yep i’ll roll an ambo, hang tight
me: thanks
me: abcdefg, hij—
operator: wait lemme get a pen
me: you don’t need a pen. don’t worry! i’ll teach you
operator: doesn’t work for me. i’m a visual learner
me: okay. well i got run over by a dump truck at 14th and oak
operator: yep i’ll roll an ambo, hang tight
me: thanks
February 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"Roll an ambo"... Shakespeare is credited with the invention of over 1700 words, if Jon Bois were born five hundred years earlier we would consider those "rookie numbers"
today's tune of the day is one of the most ridiculous mashups i've ever heard, it somehow horseshoe theories its way from "unbelievably stupid" to "insanely cool" www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnuE...
Dreadlock Holiday Destinys Child - Independent Women
YouTube video by communistpink
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February 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
today's tune of the day is one of the most ridiculous mashups i've ever heard, it somehow horseshoe theories its way from "unbelievably stupid" to "insanely cool" www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnuE...
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our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963
February 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963
today’s tune of the day is an album cut by the Mamas and the Papas, incredible arrangement, that part where it switches to 6/8 for a few measures and the little bassoon riff comes in just capital-F Floors me Every Time youtu.be/HXvyyWBQjck?...
Dancing Bear
YouTube video by The Mamas & the Papas - Topic
youtu.be
January 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
today’s tune of the day is an album cut by the Mamas and the Papas, incredible arrangement, that part where it switches to 6/8 for a few measures and the little bassoon riff comes in just capital-F Floors me Every Time youtu.be/HXvyyWBQjck?...
today’s tune of the day is an underrated little vocal jazz number from the mid-fifties with a genuinely Perfect title youtu.be/YPUm-uhdpI0?...
Ethel Ennis - Lullabies For Losers
YouTube video by jorge perez
youtu.be
January 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
today’s tune of the day is an underrated little vocal jazz number from the mid-fifties with a genuinely Perfect title youtu.be/YPUm-uhdpI0?...
going through my old tweets so i can deactivate my account over there and decided that my Bluesky account really needed this picture of Skisuit Waylon on it. that is all.
January 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
going through my old tweets so i can deactivate my account over there and decided that my Bluesky account really needed this picture of Skisuit Waylon on it. that is all.
christopher finch you are killing me
January 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
christopher finch you are killing me
Currently driving a rental car that has satellite radio and they play sooo much Eric Clapton on that shit it’s insane. I can’t believe people pay for that. I would pay a premium for a service that specifically didn’t play me Eric Clapton.
January 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Currently driving a rental car that has satellite radio and they play sooo much Eric Clapton on that shit it’s insane. I can’t believe people pay for that. I would pay a premium for a service that specifically didn’t play me Eric Clapton.
enjoyed using this platform to post one nice tune a day and going to do that again now. enjoy this lovely mysterious piano instrumental youtu.be/_WAn3YSKITs
Caryl & Steven Geppert - Love Song - After Noon (Private Press)
YouTube video by leaf swerver
youtu.be
January 16, 2025 at 6:56 AM
enjoyed using this platform to post one nice tune a day and going to do that again now. enjoy this lovely mysterious piano instrumental youtu.be/_WAn3YSKITs
why is no one else at this stadium cheering for KARL that’s what i CAME HERE FOR TONIGHT
December 20, 2024 at 4:19 AM
why is no one else at this stadium cheering for KARL that’s what i CAME HERE FOR TONIGHT
Are we on Rudy Gobert Triple Double Watch rn???
December 5, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Are we on Rudy Gobert Triple Double Watch rn???
remembered the popularity of “Khaleesi” as a baby name a few years ago and realized that within the context of their respective fictions (where they serve as cultural honorifics rather than actual names) it is the equivalent of a bunch of people naming their babies “Muad’Dib” after Dune came out
December 1, 2024 at 6:20 AM
remembered the popularity of “Khaleesi” as a baby name a few years ago and realized that within the context of their respective fictions (where they serve as cultural honorifics rather than actual names) it is the equivalent of a bunch of people naming their babies “Muad’Dib” after Dune came out
Reposted by rossk
if you’re struggling enjoying the wolves this year i would try viewing them as less of a basketball team and more as a sketch comedy group
November 28, 2024 at 2:24 AM
if you’re struggling enjoying the wolves this year i would try viewing them as less of a basketball team and more as a sketch comedy group