John Beacham
@johnbeacham.bsky.social
-- Founder of Huuhmi Feed, provocative content meant to engage the world around us with humor, insight and a bit of delicious absurdity, huuhmi.com
-- Founder of WP Facilitate, incredible WordPress assistance, wpfacilitate.com
-- Founder of WP Facilitate, incredible WordPress assistance, wpfacilitate.com
Title: Uranium Bullet
Under a blue moon
lit up by wafers of cloud or smoke,
oceans and continents apart,
both shot through the heart and undone
with the same uranium bullet
One perpetrator vile and in the wrong,
One avenger doing the right thing,
a startling variety of blood splatters
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Under a blue moon
lit up by wafers of cloud or smoke,
oceans and continents apart,
both shot through the heart and undone
with the same uranium bullet
One perpetrator vile and in the wrong,
One avenger doing the right thing,
a startling variety of blood splatters
⤵️
September 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Title: Uranium Bullet
Under a blue moon
lit up by wafers of cloud or smoke,
oceans and continents apart,
both shot through the heart and undone
with the same uranium bullet
One perpetrator vile and in the wrong,
One avenger doing the right thing,
a startling variety of blood splatters
⤵️
Under a blue moon
lit up by wafers of cloud or smoke,
oceans and continents apart,
both shot through the heart and undone
with the same uranium bullet
One perpetrator vile and in the wrong,
One avenger doing the right thing,
a startling variety of blood splatters
⤵️
Wordpress compact plugin, "User Expiry" from WP Facilitate
User Expiry allows for setting an expiration date for users on the Users page in WordPress Admin.
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User Expiry allows for setting an expiration date for users on the Users page in WordPress Admin.
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Plugin: User Expiry
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March 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Wordpress compact plugin, "User Expiry" from WP Facilitate
User Expiry allows for setting an expiration date for users on the Users page in WordPress Admin.
www.wpfacilitate.com/2025/03/19/p...
User Expiry allows for setting an expiration date for users on the Users page in WordPress Admin.
www.wpfacilitate.com/2025/03/19/p...
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WP Facilitate has 100% 5-star reviews on Trustpilot: www.trustpilot.com/review/wpfac... #WordPress
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What will set off the next civil war? www.huuhmi.com/ted-lasso-se... #TedLasso
March 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
What will set off the next civil war? www.huuhmi.com/ted-lasso-se... #TedLasso
Look! A new Compact WP Plugin, "Scrape to Post List". The plugin can scrape posts from other sites, WordPress or not, save the scraped post to a custom WordPress post type & display a list of scraped posts with a shortcode on a page. #wordpress (WordPress Plugin)
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www.wpfacilitate.com/2025/02/14/s...
Plugin: Scrape to Post List
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March 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Look! A new Compact WP Plugin, "Scrape to Post List". The plugin can scrape posts from other sites, WordPress or not, save the scraped post to a custom WordPress post type & display a list of scraped posts with a shortcode on a page. #wordpress (WordPress Plugin)
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www.wpfacilitate.com/2025/02/14/s...
"Mo Salah Salad: Liverpool 2, Man City 0": www.huuhmi.com/mo-salah-sal...
The guards are changing. The bells are ringing. King Salah.
The guards are changing. The bells are ringing. King Salah.
Mo Salah Salad: Liverpool 2, Man City 0
The guards are changing. The bells are ringing. King Salah.
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February 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"Mo Salah Salad: Liverpool 2, Man City 0": www.huuhmi.com/mo-salah-sal...
The guards are changing. The bells are ringing. King Salah.
The guards are changing. The bells are ringing. King Salah.
New Article from Huuhmi Feed, "Trump Renames California, Cuba, San Fran and So Much More"
Have you heard that Trump renamed the Gulf of Mexico? There's also a bill in Congress now to encourage Trump to buy Greenland and rename it Red, White and Blue Land.
Article link in comments ⬇️
Have you heard that Trump renamed the Gulf of Mexico? There's also a bill in Congress now to encourage Trump to buy Greenland and rename it Red, White and Blue Land.
Article link in comments ⬇️
February 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
New Article from Huuhmi Feed, "Trump Renames California, Cuba, San Fran and So Much More"
Have you heard that Trump renamed the Gulf of Mexico? There's also a bill in Congress now to encourage Trump to buy Greenland and rename it Red, White and Blue Land.
Article link in comments ⬇️
Have you heard that Trump renamed the Gulf of Mexico? There's also a bill in Congress now to encourage Trump to buy Greenland and rename it Red, White and Blue Land.
Article link in comments ⬇️
Why stop at The Gulf of America and Red, White and Blue Land? #Trump #gulfofmexico #greenland www.huuhmi.com/trump-rename...
Trump Renames California, Cuba, San Fran and So Much More
Why stop at The Gulf of America and Red, White and Blue Land?
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February 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Why stop at The Gulf of America and Red, White and Blue Land? #Trump #gulfofmexico #greenland www.huuhmi.com/trump-rename...
Now that's my kind of #superbowl: Green super heroes, dead painters, New Orleans and a salad!
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February 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Now that's my kind of #superbowl: Green super heroes, dead painters, New Orleans and a salad!
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www.huuhmi.com/real-super-b...
www.huuhmi.com/facebook-is-...
Quote: "In this new ecosystem, Facebook's "Like" button will be replaced by a much more appropriate reaction: the "Smash" button."
Quote: "In this new ecosystem, Facebook's "Like" button will be replaced by a much more appropriate reaction: the "Smash" button."
January 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Quote: "In this new ecosystem, Facebook's "Like" button will be replaced by a much more appropriate reaction: the "Smash" button."
Quote: "In this new ecosystem, Facebook's "Like" button will be replaced by a much more appropriate reaction: the "Smash" button."
Watching the #manchesterderby now, and, wow, is it some high level, heroic, foosballian football/soccer. Can't take my 👀 off it.
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December 15, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Watching the #manchesterderby now, and, wow, is it some high level, heroic, foosballian football/soccer. Can't take my 👀 off it.
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What to do with healthcare CEOs? Here's some wit for our noodles to ruminate upon: www.huuhmi.com/mlk-ghandi-a...
#UnitedHealthCare #UniversalHealthCare
#UnitedHealthCare #UniversalHealthCare
December 14, 2024 at 10:37 PM
What to do with healthcare CEOs? Here's some wit for our noodles to ruminate upon: www.huuhmi.com/mlk-ghandi-a...
#UnitedHealthCare #UniversalHealthCare
#UnitedHealthCare #UniversalHealthCare
MLK, Ghandi and Mother Teresa Doth Visit Healthcare CEOs; For-profit Healthcare Doth End www.huuhmi.com/mlk-ghandi-a...
#CEOAssassination #LuigiMangione #healthcare
#CEOAssassination #LuigiMangione #healthcare
December 13, 2024 at 7:19 PM
MLK, Ghandi and Mother Teresa Doth Visit Healthcare CEOs; For-profit Healthcare Doth End www.huuhmi.com/mlk-ghandi-a...
#CEOAssassination #LuigiMangione #healthcare
#CEOAssassination #LuigiMangione #healthcare
Reposted by John Beacham
For the uninitiated: bit.ly/4g4Umrr
November 29, 2024 at 9:17 PM
For the uninitiated: bit.ly/4g4Umrr
Title: LA Galaxy, Led by Bob Dylan and Yoda, Hoist MLS Cup 🌐 www.huuhmi.com/la-galaxy-le...
Are you kidding me? For those of you who thought the LA Galaxy’s MLS Cup run couldn’t possibly get any more absurd, buckle up. The heroes? None other than Bob Dylan, Yoda, and the force of the unpredictable
Are you kidding me? For those of you who thought the LA Galaxy’s MLS Cup run couldn’t possibly get any more absurd, buckle up. The heroes? None other than Bob Dylan, Yoda, and the force of the unpredictable
December 8, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Title: LA Galaxy, Led by Bob Dylan and Yoda, Hoist MLS Cup 🌐 www.huuhmi.com/la-galaxy-le...
Are you kidding me? For those of you who thought the LA Galaxy’s MLS Cup run couldn’t possibly get any more absurd, buckle up. The heroes? None other than Bob Dylan, Yoda, and the force of the unpredictable
Are you kidding me? For those of you who thought the LA Galaxy’s MLS Cup run couldn’t possibly get any more absurd, buckle up. The heroes? None other than Bob Dylan, Yoda, and the force of the unpredictable
@gameonysus.bsky.social A truly magical night of soccer makes MLS Cup history: www.huuhmi.com/la-galaxy-le...
LA Galaxy, Led by Bob Dylan and Yoda, Hoist MLS Cup
A magical night of soccer makes MLS Cup history
www.huuhmi.com
December 8, 2024 at 5:20 AM
@gameonysus.bsky.social A truly magical night of soccer makes MLS Cup history: www.huuhmi.com/la-galaxy-le...
@mattdoyle.bsky.social A truly magical night of soccer makes MLS Cup history: www.huuhmi.com/la-galaxy-le...
LA Galaxy, Led by Bob Dylan and Yoda, Hoist MLS Cup
A magical night of soccer makes MLS Cup history
www.huuhmi.com
December 8, 2024 at 5:20 AM
@mattdoyle.bsky.social A truly magical night of soccer makes MLS Cup history: www.huuhmi.com/la-galaxy-le...
@tombogert.bsky.social A truly magical night of soccer makes MLS Cup history: www.huuhmi.com/la-galaxy-le...
LA Galaxy, Led by Bob Dylan and Yoda, Hoist MLS Cup
A magical night of soccer makes MLS Cup history
www.huuhmi.com
December 8, 2024 at 5:20 AM
@tombogert.bsky.social A truly magical night of soccer makes MLS Cup history: www.huuhmi.com/la-galaxy-le...
A truly magical night of soccer makes MLS Cup history: www.huuhmi.com/la-galaxy-le...
LA Galaxy, Led by Bob Dylan and Yoda, Hoist MLS Cup
A magical night of soccer makes MLS Cup history
www.huuhmi.com
December 8, 2024 at 5:18 AM
A truly magical night of soccer makes MLS Cup history: www.huuhmi.com/la-galaxy-le...
www.huuhmi.com/new-candle-g...
Dare you let Guano enter your sanctuary? It ignites your nights, awakens your desires, unleashes a soaring climax. Guano is not for the faint of heart—it is for those who dream of taking flight and replenishing the soil with their gooey droppings. Guano! #CandleDay
Dare you let Guano enter your sanctuary? It ignites your nights, awakens your desires, unleashes a soaring climax. Guano is not for the faint of heart—it is for those who dream of taking flight and replenishing the soil with their gooey droppings. Guano! #CandleDay
December 6, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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Dare you let Guano enter your sanctuary? It ignites your nights, awakens your desires, unleashes a soaring climax. Guano is not for the faint of heart—it is for those who dream of taking flight and replenishing the soil with their gooey droppings. Guano! #CandleDay
Dare you let Guano enter your sanctuary? It ignites your nights, awakens your desires, unleashes a soaring climax. Guano is not for the faint of heart—it is for those who dream of taking flight and replenishing the soil with their gooey droppings. Guano! #CandleDay
Reposted by John Beacham
🚨BREAKING: North Korea Accused of Hiding It's Homeless People from Tourists by Forcing Them to Live Inside Homes
November 28, 2024 at 1:36 PM
🚨BREAKING: North Korea Accused of Hiding It's Homeless People from Tourists by Forcing Them to Live Inside Homes
Reposted by John Beacham
“We’re honestly pretty excited that there’s an American president who finally sees how much better this country would be if millions of European immigrants just got on a boat back to where they came from, preferably of the same size, structural integrity and trajectory as the Titanic.”
Tribal Leaders Intrigued by Talk of Immigrant Mass Deportations: bit.ly/4eHpsDM
November 29, 2024 at 9:09 PM
“We’re honestly pretty excited that there’s an American president who finally sees how much better this country would be if millions of European immigrants just got on a boat back to where they came from, preferably of the same size, structural integrity and trajectory as the Titanic.”
Chorus:
"Amazon Apocalypse, the jungle’s turning gray,
Mama said the green would heal, but they took it all away.
Amazon's chopping down the heartbeat for a prime parade,
Just a ghost in shadows, there it fades"
www.huuhmi.com/jelly-roll-l...
#BlackFriday #Amazon #JellyRoll
"Amazon Apocalypse, the jungle’s turning gray,
Mama said the green would heal, but they took it all away.
Amazon's chopping down the heartbeat for a prime parade,
Just a ghost in shadows, there it fades"
www.huuhmi.com/jelly-roll-l...
#BlackFriday #Amazon #JellyRoll
Jelly Roll Lyrics to New Song, Amazon's Black Friday Apocalypse
Powerful new anthem by 6'1'' singer
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November 29, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Chorus:
"Amazon Apocalypse, the jungle’s turning gray,
Mama said the green would heal, but they took it all away.
Amazon's chopping down the heartbeat for a prime parade,
Just a ghost in shadows, there it fades"
www.huuhmi.com/jelly-roll-l...
#BlackFriday #Amazon #JellyRoll
"Amazon Apocalypse, the jungle’s turning gray,
Mama said the green would heal, but they took it all away.
Amazon's chopping down the heartbeat for a prime parade,
Just a ghost in shadows, there it fades"
www.huuhmi.com/jelly-roll-l...
#BlackFriday #Amazon #JellyRoll