John Beacham
@johnbeacham.bsky.social
-- Founder of Huuhmi Feed, provocative content meant to engage the world around us with humor, insight and a bit of delicious absurdity, huuhmi.com
-- Founder of WP Facilitate, incredible WordPress assistance, wpfacilitate.com
-- Founder of WP Facilitate, incredible WordPress assistance, wpfacilitate.com
Title: Uranium Bullet
Under a blue moon
lit up by wafers of cloud or smoke,
oceans and continents apart,
both shot through the heart and undone
with the same uranium bullet
One perpetrator vile and in the wrong,
One avenger doing the right thing,
a startling variety of blood splatters
⤵️
Under a blue moon
lit up by wafers of cloud or smoke,
oceans and continents apart,
both shot through the heart and undone
with the same uranium bullet
One perpetrator vile and in the wrong,
One avenger doing the right thing,
a startling variety of blood splatters
⤵️
September 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Title: Uranium Bullet
Under a blue moon
lit up by wafers of cloud or smoke,
oceans and continents apart,
both shot through the heart and undone
with the same uranium bullet
One perpetrator vile and in the wrong,
One avenger doing the right thing,
a startling variety of blood splatters
⤵️
Under a blue moon
lit up by wafers of cloud or smoke,
oceans and continents apart,
both shot through the heart and undone
with the same uranium bullet
One perpetrator vile and in the wrong,
One avenger doing the right thing,
a startling variety of blood splatters
⤵️
What will set off the next civil war? www.huuhmi.com/ted-lasso-se... #TedLasso
March 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
What will set off the next civil war? www.huuhmi.com/ted-lasso-se... #TedLasso
New Article from Huuhmi Feed, "Trump Renames California, Cuba, San Fran and So Much More"
Have you heard that Trump renamed the Gulf of Mexico? There's also a bill in Congress now to encourage Trump to buy Greenland and rename it Red, White and Blue Land.
Article link in comments ⬇️
Have you heard that Trump renamed the Gulf of Mexico? There's also a bill in Congress now to encourage Trump to buy Greenland and rename it Red, White and Blue Land.
Article link in comments ⬇️
February 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
New Article from Huuhmi Feed, "Trump Renames California, Cuba, San Fran and So Much More"
Have you heard that Trump renamed the Gulf of Mexico? There's also a bill in Congress now to encourage Trump to buy Greenland and rename it Red, White and Blue Land.
Article link in comments ⬇️
Have you heard that Trump renamed the Gulf of Mexico? There's also a bill in Congress now to encourage Trump to buy Greenland and rename it Red, White and Blue Land.
Article link in comments ⬇️
Now that's my kind of #superbowl: Green super heroes, dead painters, New Orleans and a salad!
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February 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Now that's my kind of #superbowl: Green super heroes, dead painters, New Orleans and a salad!
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www.huuhmi.com/facebook-is-...
Quote: "In this new ecosystem, Facebook's "Like" button will be replaced by a much more appropriate reaction: the "Smash" button."
Quote: "In this new ecosystem, Facebook's "Like" button will be replaced by a much more appropriate reaction: the "Smash" button."
January 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Quote: "In this new ecosystem, Facebook's "Like" button will be replaced by a much more appropriate reaction: the "Smash" button."
Quote: "In this new ecosystem, Facebook's "Like" button will be replaced by a much more appropriate reaction: the "Smash" button."
Watching the #manchesterderby now, and, wow, is it some high level, heroic, foosballian football/soccer. Can't take my 👀 off it.
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December 15, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Watching the #manchesterderby now, and, wow, is it some high level, heroic, foosballian football/soccer. Can't take my 👀 off it.
🌐 huuhmi.com
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Watching the #manchesterderby now, and, wow, is it some high level, heroic, foosballian football/soccer. Can't take my 👀 off it.
🌐 huuhmi.com
🌐 huuhmi.com
December 15, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Watching the #manchesterderby now, and, wow, is it some high level, heroic, foosballian football/soccer. Can't take my 👀 off it.
🌐 huuhmi.com
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Watching the #manchesterderby now, and, wow, is it some high level, heroic, foosballian football/soccer. Can't take my 👀 off it.
🌐 huuhmi.com
🌐 huuhmi.com
December 15, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Watching the #manchesterderby now, and, wow, is it some high level, heroic, foosballian football/soccer. Can't take my 👀 off it.
🌐 huuhmi.com
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Watching the #manchesterderby now, and, wow, is it some high level, heroic, foosballian football/soccer. Can't take my 👀 off it.
🌐 huuhmi.com
🌐 huuhmi.com
December 15, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Watching the #manchesterderby now, and, wow, is it some high level, heroic, foosballian football/soccer. Can't take my 👀 off it.
🌐 huuhmi.com
🌐 huuhmi.com
Watching the #manchesterderby now, and, wow, is it some high level, heroic, foosballian football/soccer. Can't take my 👀 off it.
🌐 huuhmi.com
🌐 huuhmi.com
December 15, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Watching the #manchesterderby now, and, wow, is it some high level, heroic, foosballian football/soccer. Can't take my 👀 off it.
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What to do with healthcare CEOs? Here's some wit for our noodles to ruminate upon: www.huuhmi.com/mlk-ghandi-a...
December 14, 2024 at 10:39 PM
What to do with healthcare CEOs? Here's some wit for our noodles to ruminate upon: www.huuhmi.com/mlk-ghandi-a...
What to do with healthcare CEOs? Here's some wit for our noodles to ruminate upon: www.huuhmi.com/mlk-ghandi-a...
#UnitedHealthCare #UniversalHealthCare
#UnitedHealthCare #UniversalHealthCare
December 14, 2024 at 10:37 PM
What to do with healthcare CEOs? Here's some wit for our noodles to ruminate upon: www.huuhmi.com/mlk-ghandi-a...
#UnitedHealthCare #UniversalHealthCare
#UnitedHealthCare #UniversalHealthCare
A possibly related 😀 satirical take from Huuhmi Feed
"MLK, Ghandi and Mother Teresa Doth Visit Healthcare CEOs; For-profit Healthcare Doth End"
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"MLK, Ghandi and Mother Teresa Doth Visit Healthcare CEOs; For-profit Healthcare Doth End"
www.huuhmi.com/mlk-ghandi-a...
December 13, 2024 at 11:15 PM
A possibly related 😀 satirical take from Huuhmi Feed
"MLK, Ghandi and Mother Teresa Doth Visit Healthcare CEOs; For-profit Healthcare Doth End"
www.huuhmi.com/mlk-ghandi-a...
"MLK, Ghandi and Mother Teresa Doth Visit Healthcare CEOs; For-profit Healthcare Doth End"
www.huuhmi.com/mlk-ghandi-a...
A possibly related 😀 satirical take from Huuhmi Feed
"MLK, Ghandi and Mother Teresa Doth Visit Healthcare CEOs; For-profit Healthcare Doth End"
www.huuhmi.com/mlk-ghandi-a...
"MLK, Ghandi and Mother Teresa Doth Visit Healthcare CEOs; For-profit Healthcare Doth End"
www.huuhmi.com/mlk-ghandi-a...
December 13, 2024 at 11:14 PM
A possibly related 😀 satirical take from Huuhmi Feed
"MLK, Ghandi and Mother Teresa Doth Visit Healthcare CEOs; For-profit Healthcare Doth End"
www.huuhmi.com/mlk-ghandi-a...
"MLK, Ghandi and Mother Teresa Doth Visit Healthcare CEOs; For-profit Healthcare Doth End"
www.huuhmi.com/mlk-ghandi-a...
MLK, Ghandi and Mother Teresa Doth Visit Healthcare CEOs; For-profit Healthcare Doth End www.huuhmi.com/mlk-ghandi-a...
#CEOAssassination #LuigiMangione #healthcare
#CEOAssassination #LuigiMangione #healthcare
December 13, 2024 at 7:19 PM
MLK, Ghandi and Mother Teresa Doth Visit Healthcare CEOs; For-profit Healthcare Doth End www.huuhmi.com/mlk-ghandi-a...
#CEOAssassination #LuigiMangione #healthcare
#CEOAssassination #LuigiMangione #healthcare
Title: LA Galaxy, Led by Bob Dylan and Yoda, Hoist MLS Cup 🌐 www.huuhmi.com/la-galaxy-le...
Are you kidding me? For those of you who thought the LA Galaxy’s MLS Cup run couldn’t possibly get any more absurd, buckle up. The heroes? None other than Bob Dylan, Yoda, and the force of the unpredictable
Are you kidding me? For those of you who thought the LA Galaxy’s MLS Cup run couldn’t possibly get any more absurd, buckle up. The heroes? None other than Bob Dylan, Yoda, and the force of the unpredictable
December 8, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Title: LA Galaxy, Led by Bob Dylan and Yoda, Hoist MLS Cup 🌐 www.huuhmi.com/la-galaxy-le...
Are you kidding me? For those of you who thought the LA Galaxy’s MLS Cup run couldn’t possibly get any more absurd, buckle up. The heroes? None other than Bob Dylan, Yoda, and the force of the unpredictable
Are you kidding me? For those of you who thought the LA Galaxy’s MLS Cup run couldn’t possibly get any more absurd, buckle up. The heroes? None other than Bob Dylan, Yoda, and the force of the unpredictable
www.huuhmi.com/new-candle-g...
Dare you let Guano enter your sanctuary? It ignites your nights, awakens your desires, unleashes a soaring climax. Guano is not for the faint of heart—it is for those who dream of taking flight and replenishing the soil with their gooey droppings. Guano! #CandleDay
Dare you let Guano enter your sanctuary? It ignites your nights, awakens your desires, unleashes a soaring climax. Guano is not for the faint of heart—it is for those who dream of taking flight and replenishing the soil with their gooey droppings. Guano! #CandleDay
December 6, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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Dare you let Guano enter your sanctuary? It ignites your nights, awakens your desires, unleashes a soaring climax. Guano is not for the faint of heart—it is for those who dream of taking flight and replenishing the soil with their gooey droppings. Guano! #CandleDay
Dare you let Guano enter your sanctuary? It ignites your nights, awakens your desires, unleashes a soaring climax. Guano is not for the faint of heart—it is for those who dream of taking flight and replenishing the soil with their gooey droppings. Guano! #CandleDay
Article from Huuhmi: "GREATEST Tater Tot Recipes for the Lakers - Suns Game"
🌐 www.huuhmi.com/greatest-tat...
Some tots ↘️
1. Hakeem Olajuwon’s Dream Shake Tots
2. Kareem's Skyhook Tater Tot Bake
3. John Stockton’s Pick-and-Roll Ranch Tots
@lakersnation.bsky.social #lakerssuns #nba @thenba.space
🌐 www.huuhmi.com/greatest-tat...
Some tots ↘️
1. Hakeem Olajuwon’s Dream Shake Tots
2. Kareem's Skyhook Tater Tot Bake
3. John Stockton’s Pick-and-Roll Ranch Tots
@lakersnation.bsky.social #lakerssuns #nba @thenba.space
November 26, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Article from Huuhmi: "GREATEST Tater Tot Recipes for the Lakers - Suns Game"
🌐 www.huuhmi.com/greatest-tat...
Some tots ↘️
1. Hakeem Olajuwon’s Dream Shake Tots
2. Kareem's Skyhook Tater Tot Bake
3. John Stockton’s Pick-and-Roll Ranch Tots
@lakersnation.bsky.social #lakerssuns #nba @thenba.space
🌐 www.huuhmi.com/greatest-tat...
Some tots ↘️
1. Hakeem Olajuwon’s Dream Shake Tots
2. Kareem's Skyhook Tater Tot Bake
3. John Stockton’s Pick-and-Roll Ranch Tots
@lakersnation.bsky.social #lakerssuns #nba @thenba.space
Big big news, peoples! I up and quit my dang job to focus on my WordPress and Website services business, WP Facilitate. Very excited to find new clients and help build or strengthen your web presence. Please check out and share my site if you can: www.wpfacilitate.com
November 25, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Big big news, peoples! I up and quit my dang job to focus on my WordPress and Website services business, WP Facilitate. Very excited to find new clients and help build or strengthen your web presence. Please check out and share my site if you can: www.wpfacilitate.com
Article from Huuhmi Feed: "Trump's Operation Pussy Grab to Forcibly Halt Monarch Migration from Mexico"
Read: www.huuhmi.com/trumps-opera...
Read: www.huuhmi.com/trumps-opera...
November 24, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Article from Huuhmi Feed: "Trump's Operation Pussy Grab to Forcibly Halt Monarch Migration from Mexico"
Read: www.huuhmi.com/trumps-opera...
Read: www.huuhmi.com/trumps-opera...
November 21, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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November 19, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Way, way better WordPress/Website services than the Tyson/Paul fight. We'll get in the ring with you and help your site emerge victorious! 🌽🥇
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🎱Marbles Wins Game of the Year Award, Leads to Global Crises 😎
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@theonion.com #GOTY #satire #TheGameAwards
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@theonion.com #GOTY #satire #TheGameAwards
November 19, 2024 at 5:30 PM
🎱Marbles Wins Game of the Year Award, Leads to Global Crises 😎
www.huuhmi.com/marbles-wins...
@theonion.com #GOTY #satire #TheGameAwards
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@theonion.com #GOTY #satire #TheGameAwards