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Days since a trash can mishap: 0

This was a long time coming and it was a REALLY GOOD mishap bahahahaha full statement to follow
March 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Okay I just learned that the Dutch word for a cat's paw is "kattenpoot."

And if you think that's too adorable to be real, the plural is "kattenpootjes."
a white cat is laying on its back on a carpet .
Alt: A white cat lies belly up, its front legs stretched above its head, opening and closing its wittle pawses one after the other.
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March 15, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Why are you not HIPPO compliant
Jorts come watch tv. Jorts let’s clean your ears. Jorts put your toys away. Jorts do your timesheets. Jorts you’ve been in the hippo all day. Why are they so obsessed just let me stay in the hippo
February 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Saying "Dairy Products" but with the same moves and inflection as Ursula when she says "Body Language"
January 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM