Joey Alvizo
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Joey Alvizo
@joeyalvizo.com
Former Microsoft / IBM software engineer and current Latino.
Part owner of @SweetIcedTeaLabs.com

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Elon Musk…Well, He’s Elon Musk
theonion.com/elon-mu...
March 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Our President’s shit coin is down 54% this month.

Anytime in the future you see this briefly going up, that would be a Russian oligarch or the Chinese depositing their billions in bribes for our President to cash out.
February 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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My staff and I are closely tracking the potential measles exposure in San Antonio that originated with a visitor from West Texas.

If you visited any of the locations listed below, please watch out for symptoms (including fever or unexplained rash) and contact a doctor right away if they occur.
February 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office.

Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc.

Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.
February 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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CSPAN Caller from West Virginia: I’m a diabetic and I’m on Medicare. When Biden was in there, my insulin was $6 for a 28 day supply. I just went to CVS, it went back up to $80…
February 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
C is like JavaScript for the processor
February 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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November 27, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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'How Bad For The Environment Can Throwing Away One Plastic Bottle Be?' 30 Million People Wonder
theonion.com/how-bad-for-...
January 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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I do not expect to get invited back for quite some time
January 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I love Java…There! I've Said It
January 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Happy New Year! 🎆

Here’s to health, happiness, and new beginnings in 2025! 🥂
January 1, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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😂😂😂
Right-wing podcaster asks Elon Musk to remove a community note that says he made his fortune scamming people as a con artist.
December 31, 2024 at 11:26 PM
When the leetcode interviews start requiring 2 programming questions per 40 minutes?
December 31, 2024 at 11:54 AM
Great place for cheap printing and DVD rentals
If you don’t have a library card go get one. Even if you don’t plan on using it right away, go get one. Keep our libraries alive.
December 31, 2024 at 11:16 AM
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Moon dressed as Saturn.
December 31, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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Please pass this along, thank you.
December 31, 2024 at 4:22 AM
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December 29, 2024 at 9:49 PM
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STAY POSITIVE!
December 16, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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Russia's ships that had to flee their naval base in Syria are now under-fueled and under-supplied drifting in the Mediterranean Sea without a plan of how they will get home. That's hilarious.

youtu.be/ERUrPcjlyvw?...
The Unraveling: Russia's Strategic Failures Mount
YouTube video by Kyiv Post
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December 15, 2024 at 3:51 AM
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Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer
theonion.com/insurance-co...
December 11, 2024 at 7:58 PM