Joey
joey4udson.bsky.social
Joey
@joey4udson.bsky.social
my grandma thinks im funny
continuing my revisiting of important sports writing www.rollingstone.com/feature/fear...
August 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
been watching my dads old YouTube vlogs, can’t wait to ask if I was playing with an American flag at his house consistently at that age or if he just thought it would be funny a few times on camera
August 16, 2025 at 9:08 AM
dogma is still both matt damon and ben affleck’s best movie
August 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Life changing videos
July 27, 2025 at 11:57 AM
i totally and completely understand why aaron rogers felt he needed to do a darkness retreat and that thought scares me more then anything
July 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The worst part about watching late night network tv is that a lot of networks don’t even have people picking episodes to show now, they just play the show in order. You never get a new episode followed by a old episode of family guy, you might just be stuck with new for a night
June 20, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Do you guys think tom cruise would be able to hold on to the roof of Lightning McQueen as he races
June 18, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I just filled my mouth with altoids and I don’t remember why
June 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Baseball commentary is the most beautiful art form on our planet
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Reposted by Joey
hello 👋 professional writer here. it's fine to use "your" and "you're" interchangeably. most readers will understand what you're trying to say either way, and you shouldn't have to placate people who won't read between the lines
May 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
There’s no reason every sports broadcast doesn’t have this kind of flair
May 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
in 1,000 years, the only name from this time that will be truly remembered is Rudy Gobert
May 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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the guy in the snapdragon commercial who uses ai to generate a bedtime story to tell his kids demonstrates that ai is really useful for inventing new and astonishing ways to be a loser
April 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Calling it right now, Rudy Gobert scores on the wrong basket tonight
April 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If you look up “what did Shannon sharpe” it auto fills not to “what did Shannon sharpe do”, but to “what did Shannon Sharpe do NOW”
April 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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when it comes to golf, golf is the name of the game
April 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
been watching a lot of motion pictures lately
April 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
@kvsc881fm.bsky.social “I’m taking a stand, don’t headbutt women” -Brian Moos #hero
April 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Just got blown out by the cpu in mlb the show and it started playing do better by ab-soul right after I left the game
March 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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bluesky signup requirements have relaxed to the point at which a lot of people on here have never committed arson. you used to need either two convictions or eight charges. in rare cases someone in the arson community could vouch for you, but loopholes were rare. now it's essentially a free-for-all
March 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
reading action bronson lyrics in a british accent to feel something
March 2, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Casually comparing myself to Jesus at 1am on a Tuesday because I won an online Madden game by 20
February 18, 2025 at 7:15 AM
You’re in her DMs I’m in her bed yelling Westside Gunn adlibs
February 11, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I genuinely don’t think I hear Kyler Murray’s name for the entire nfl season
February 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM