Joe
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Joe
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The giveaway was they accidentally rendered a spine
July 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Nobody:

Wes Bentley:
July 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Big fart industry pushing their agenda smh
July 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Me and my friends talking about our new babies:
June 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
“Do you like my stickers?” - an average toddler

“Do you like my stickers?” - an average $80k pickup truck owner
May 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My daughters first words are almost assuredly going to be the Tim Robinson and Jason Sudeikis version of Roundball Rock
May 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Dick Wolf really needs to settle down with these new shows
May 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Canadian PM Carney: "The old relationship we had with the United States based on deepening integration of our economies and tight security & military cooperation is over."

In 2 months, Trump has turned the best neighbor America could ask for against us, while aligning with Putin

#TrumpIsATraitor
March 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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February 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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After losing my third home in a tragic wildfire caused by the George Lincoln Rockwell Foundation Data Center for Industrial Spying, I am opening a seed round for my new firefighting startup, Dousr. It’s an app that trains poor people to run into burning buildings and rescue your valuables
January 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
There are many people discovering the GameCube game Luigi’s Mansion for the first time today
December 9, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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Shitposters > Influencers
November 26, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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[to lifeguard for second time in same day] thank you
November 26, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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My favorite echo chamber is your mom.
November 26, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Followed by porn bots and politicians, this truly is old twitter.
November 27, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Willing to follow any and all of these glorious follow lists you all are putting together.
November 26, 2024 at 9:22 PM
I hope blue sky devolves into the kind of toxic cesspool that makes us laugh and gives us such bangers as the labor nachos or milkshake duck, not the kind of toxic cesspool that leads to a billionaire rigging an election
November 26, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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i would fuck this room up with one plate of spaghetti
November 21, 2024 at 4:00 AM
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Netflix engineers rn
a man wearing a hat that says ' bears ' on the front
ALT: a man wearing a hat that says ' bears ' on the front
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 3:52 AM
This feels right
October 20, 2024 at 3:40 PM