Professional Jesus Weirdo
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“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
January 20, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
June 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Walking on Central Park West, someone on roller blades knocks in to me. They stop to apologize. I look up to say it's not a problem and it's Rick Moranis. He was very kind. He was roller blowing with his kids, this is when he'd left the spotlight after his wife's death to focus on his family.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Agree.
June 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Now Trump's threatening The Boss? When Springsteen gets spirited away to CECOT in the middle of the night will we finally say enough is enough?
May 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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SPRINGSTEEN, on tour in the UK:

“.. "In my home, the America I love, the America I’ve written about, that has been a beacon of hope and liberty for 250 years is currently in the hands of a corrupt, incompetent, and treasonous administration."

@variety.com
variety.com/2025/music/n...
May 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Sometimes I sit with the darkness of this time we're in. I'm not paralyzed or in despair, exactly. But I stay still with it for maybe 10-15 minutes, in the eye of the storm, I guess. My mind has decided it's important to do that, so I listen.
April 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
My friend is making a movie. Everything she has done since I met her (cough, cough) more than 25 years ago has pushed boundaries and been wildly entertaining. I ask that you consider throwing a few dollars into this project.

fundraising.fracturedatlas.org/tanya-o-debr...
April 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
April 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
For some reason, as I heard the Passion story in church today and heard, again, how people watched and jeered at Jesus, all I could think of was this recent image.
April 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Someone needs to just frame it as this admin is too weak to get the prisoners back and the President of El Salvador doesn’t respect them. Gotta appeal to their little egos.
April 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
She's not wrong.
April 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Post dog
April 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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For Rep. @billkeating.bsky.social we give thanks, O God.
March 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
March 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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March 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Go buy this (maybe not on Amazon) and support a true prophet. This is the pastor who spoke (Gospel) truth to Trump and he didn't like it, so we should make this go into a second (third, fourth, ?) printing.
January 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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If you need a how-to…
January 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
For real
January 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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My MLK day piece is up.
open.substack.com/pub/sherrily...
It Is MLK Day. Do Not Despair. This Year Especially, We Have Work To Do.
With delicious anticipation, we imagined it.
open.substack.com
January 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM