joel a clark
@joelaclark.bsky.social
- game designer & engineer 🎮
- available for freelance work 📑
- independent 🕺
- Kansas City📍
- made blaseball ⚾️🩸
- has 6 cats 🐈⬛
- he/him 👽
joelaclark.com
- available for freelance work 📑
- independent 🕺
- Kansas City📍
- made blaseball ⚾️🩸
- has 6 cats 🐈⬛
- he/him 👽
joelaclark.com
my tiny driveway is an urban wildlife sanctuary. get a load of our new friend this year
June 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
my tiny driveway is an urban wildlife sanctuary. get a load of our new friend this year
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free advice for game developers: try to make the next smash hit video game, such as grand theft auto. if you do, you'll be making more than just a video game – you'll be making millions of dollars
May 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
free advice for game developers: try to make the next smash hit video game, such as grand theft auto. if you do, you'll be making more than just a video game – you'll be making millions of dollars
hard to focus on work when this guy is staring at me the whole time
May 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
hard to focus on work when this guy is staring at me the whole time
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Not for nothing: if you live in KC (or even of you don't!) and want to support non-AI generated local reporting on LOTS of stuff, including local politics, arts and culture, @thepitch.bsky.social would love to have you.
anyone I know gonna be at/around Summer Games Fest?
May 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
anyone I know gonna be at/around Summer Games Fest?
random guy spent 10 minutes admiring my purple flowers
can you blame him
can you blame him
May 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
random guy spent 10 minutes admiring my purple flowers
can you blame him
can you blame him
my wife just suggested mixing Gin and Emergen-C as a cocktail…
May 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
my wife just suggested mixing Gin and Emergen-C as a cocktail…
blue prince is all i want to think about rn
April 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
blue prince is all i want to think about rn
so you’re tellin me that my Imaginary IDs aren’t gonna work anymore? horseshit
April 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
so you’re tellin me that my Imaginary IDs aren’t gonna work anymore? horseshit
i’m pretty sure that if you make healthy meals in a cast iron skillet, it stores nutrients and makes all future meals healthier.
don’t fact check me
don’t fact check me
April 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
i’m pretty sure that if you make healthy meals in a cast iron skillet, it stores nutrients and makes all future meals healthier.
don’t fact check me
don’t fact check me
every time I write alt text for an image I feel like I’m aiding AI to do better image interpretation/generation
April 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
every time I write alt text for an image I feel like I’m aiding AI to do better image interpretation/generation
the two jerks on the right don’t usually get along but they’ve set aside their differences to get optimal daytime naps
April 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
the two jerks on the right don’t usually get along but they’ve set aside their differences to get optimal daytime naps
DO NOT CHALLENGE ME AGAIN
April 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
DO NOT CHALLENGE ME AGAIN
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In Blaseball’s expansion era, we had a snack that we never brought out called Offshore Clams, which would allow top earners to avoid the weekly Eat the Rich tax.
After that we planned to introduce Onshore Clams, which everyone else could use to fight back.
We could fix this
After that we planned to introduce Onshore Clams, which everyone else could use to fight back.
We could fix this
April 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
In Blaseball’s expansion era, we had a snack that we never brought out called Offshore Clams, which would allow top earners to avoid the weekly Eat the Rich tax.
After that we planned to introduce Onshore Clams, which everyone else could use to fight back.
We could fix this
After that we planned to introduce Onshore Clams, which everyone else could use to fight back.
We could fix this
princess minecrafte
April 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
princess minecrafte
princess mononoke in imax is going to change me
April 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
princess mononoke in imax is going to change me
it itches my brain!
so much so that I have cultivated no other skills
so much so that I have cultivated no other skills
honestly, why do you make games?
March 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
it itches my brain!
so much so that I have cultivated no other skills
so much so that I have cultivated no other skills
the simple formula for a jacked baseball summer:
- 10 push-ups when your team scores a run
- 10 squats when your team allows a run
- 10 push-ups when your team scores a run
- 10 squats when your team allows a run
March 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
the simple formula for a jacked baseball summer:
- 10 push-ups when your team scores a run
- 10 squats when your team allows a run
- 10 push-ups when your team scores a run
- 10 squats when your team allows a run
the coffee shop where my wife and I met is closing soon
we went this weekend and sat at the same table as we did on our first date, almost exactly 4 years since we met
thank you, Mother Earth!
we went this weekend and sat at the same table as we did on our first date, almost exactly 4 years since we met
thank you, Mother Earth!
March 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
the coffee shop where my wife and I met is closing soon
we went this weekend and sat at the same table as we did on our first date, almost exactly 4 years since we met
thank you, Mother Earth!
we went this weekend and sat at the same table as we did on our first date, almost exactly 4 years since we met
thank you, Mother Earth!
another year where I didn’t get sick at GDC. I’d like to thank Emergen-C, I’d like to thank water, I’d like to thank masking in planes, and of course, my producers
March 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
another year where I didn’t get sick at GDC. I’d like to thank Emergen-C, I’d like to thank water, I’d like to thank masking in planes, and of course, my producers
god I miss my cats
March 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
god I miss my cats
a waymo flipped me off
March 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
a waymo flipped me off
anyway, I’m alive and well in SF
March 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
anyway, I’m alive and well in SF