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Time to get yelled at by all the national commentators for a month for observing that Ryan Day once again coached a game like his penis traveled at light speed into his body to create a super vagina
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Time to get yelled at by all the national commentators for a month for observing that Ryan Day once again coached a game like his penis traveled at light speed into his body to create a super vagina
Ryan Day does it again man
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Ryan Day does it again man
Ohio State getting thoroughly outcoached. Patricia just dropped two LBs back into coverage of nobody. Day can’t figure out how to stop the right side pass rush.
December 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Ohio State getting thoroughly outcoached. Patricia just dropped two LBs back into coverage of nobody. Day can’t figure out how to stop the right side pass rush.
Bodacious Ignatius
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Bodacious Ignatius
Tua: It's pronounced TUNG-uh-vie-loh-AHHHHHHHHH and you must hold the last part for 10 minutes
Cris Collinsworth: <deep breath>
Cris Collinsworth: <deep breath>
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tua: It's pronounced TUNG-uh-vie-loh-AHHHHHHHHH and you must hold the last part for 10 minutes
Cris Collinsworth: <deep breath>
Cris Collinsworth: <deep breath>
This is what college football should do, using the B1G as an example:
18 teams. Two 9-team divisions, one upper, one lower, originally slotted by past performance over X years, whatever.
18 teams. Two 9-team divisions, one upper, one lower, originally slotted by past performance over X years, whatever.
December 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This is what college football should do, using the B1G as an example:
18 teams. Two 9-team divisions, one upper, one lower, originally slotted by past performance over X years, whatever.
18 teams. Two 9-team divisions, one upper, one lower, originally slotted by past performance over X years, whatever.
Michigan players standing around praying Ohio State tries to do the same dumb shit Michigan did last year. Only we’re not dumb shits.
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Michigan players standing around praying Ohio State tries to do the same dumb shit Michigan did last year. Only we’re not dumb shits.
Fox graphic showing Ryan Day wrecking Iowa…if only Ohio State had played them
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Fox graphic showing Ryan Day wrecking Iowa…if only Ohio State had played them
It’s amazing how often in this supposedly civilized country someone has to choose between waiting for some guy to harm them or their girlfriend and watch law enforcement do nothing, or else preemptively fuck the guy up and have the whole weight of the law come down on them.
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
It’s amazing how often in this supposedly civilized country someone has to choose between waiting for some guy to harm them or their girlfriend and watch law enforcement do nothing, or else preemptively fuck the guy up and have the whole weight of the law come down on them.
There is no end to how many times the Spotify DJ will play a block of "what's tearing up the charts," no matter how many times I skip it all.
Problem with algorithms is they don't give us what we want, they give us the minimum of what we want that still makes us think we're getting what we want.
Problem with algorithms is they don't give us what we want, they give us the minimum of what we want that still makes us think we're getting what we want.
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
There is no end to how many times the Spotify DJ will play a block of "what's tearing up the charts," no matter how many times I skip it all.
Problem with algorithms is they don't give us what we want, they give us the minimum of what we want that still makes us think we're getting what we want.
Problem with algorithms is they don't give us what we want, they give us the minimum of what we want that still makes us think we're getting what we want.
I'm trying to imagine the next time Dems are going to win a presidential election.
So many of us who have always voted Democrat have been banned from so many online spaces for not being left enough, when those people banning us aren't voting Dem anyway.
What's the fucking point?
So many of us who have always voted Democrat have been banned from so many online spaces for not being left enough, when those people banning us aren't voting Dem anyway.
What's the fucking point?
November 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I'm trying to imagine the next time Dems are going to win a presidential election.
So many of us who have always voted Democrat have been banned from so many online spaces for not being left enough, when those people banning us aren't voting Dem anyway.
What's the fucking point?
So many of us who have always voted Democrat have been banned from so many online spaces for not being left enough, when those people banning us aren't voting Dem anyway.
What's the fucking point?
We used to be in the phase where the nerds won, and it was fraught with bad decisions and pursuit of society-destroying tech.
Now we're in the phase where the losers have won. Important distinction. Much worse.
Now we're in the phase where the losers have won. Important distinction. Much worse.
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
We used to be in the phase where the nerds won, and it was fraught with bad decisions and pursuit of society-destroying tech.
Now we're in the phase where the losers have won. Important distinction. Much worse.
Now we're in the phase where the losers have won. Important distinction. Much worse.
holy shit! Michigan State won 14 games in 3 years? www.espn.com/college-foot...
MSU hit with 3-year probation, 14 wins vacated
Due to NCAA violations, Michigan State football was placed on a three-year probation on Wednesday, a school spokesman confirmed.
www.espn.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
holy shit! Michigan State won 14 games in 3 years? www.espn.com/college-foot...
And similarly, claims are considered true or false based on how well they fit into the medium.
E.g.,everything has only one cause and only one effect because that’s what’s easy to post and easy to read.
E.g.,everything has only one cause and only one effect because that’s what’s easy to post and easy to read.
It’s this nightmarish epistemological mechanism where truth and falsehood are adjudicated almost entirely on the basis of whether or not a claim is pleasing to the audience. It’s awful for understanding the world but our entire politics is now built on it.
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
And similarly, claims are considered true or false based on how well they fit into the medium.
E.g.,everything has only one cause and only one effect because that’s what’s easy to post and easy to read.
E.g.,everything has only one cause and only one effect because that’s what’s easy to post and easy to read.
Those two Browns penalties should get somebody fired
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Those two Browns penalties should get somebody fired
The Heisman is such a stupid hype-based award. Mendoza plays a mediocre game and gets bailed out by his receivers; Sayin completes 80%+ of his passes yet again, but every talking head decided Mendoza's final drive means he jumps to the number one position. Stupid.
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 AM
The Heisman is such a stupid hype-based award. Mendoza plays a mediocre game and gets bailed out by his receivers; Sayin completes 80%+ of his passes yet again, but every talking head decided Mendoza's final drive means he jumps to the number one position. Stupid.
June Squib could have kicked it harder than that Indiana kicker
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
June Squib could have kicked it harder than that Indiana kicker
People in mainstream subreddits will post "I'm in psychiatric hospital and looking to do x" and half the replies will be from other people talking about their experiences in psychiatric hospital, and everybody just ignores that as if it isn't weird at all
November 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
People in mainstream subreddits will post "I'm in psychiatric hospital and looking to do x" and half the replies will be from other people talking about their experiences in psychiatric hospital, and everybody just ignores that as if it isn't weird at all
The Grim Reaper asked Dick Cheney to lead the search for his next victim
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The Grim Reaper asked Dick Cheney to lead the search for his next victim
Rest in slightly more translucent piss than anybody in the current administration
November 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Rest in slightly more translucent piss than anybody in the current administration
Just bring your hard drive to the Jimmy John's if you ever order one of these
November 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Just bring your hard drive to the Jimmy John's if you ever order one of these
As a big fan of pickles, I firmly believe if you order this, you should go on an FBI watch list
November 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
As a big fan of pickles, I firmly believe if you order this, you should go on an FBI watch list
The Bengals don't really play other teams, it's just the Bengals offense against the Bengals defense, every single week.
November 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The Bengals don't really play other teams, it's just the Bengals offense against the Bengals defense, every single week.
Bsky is still hilarious, looking up "Jeremiah Smith" to try and find a video of his amazing catch, last post about him was 16 hours ago
November 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Bsky is still hilarious, looking up "Jeremiah Smith" to try and find a video of his amazing catch, last post about him was 16 hours ago
all you need to know about the internet
October 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
all you need to know about the internet