Grumpy Fish
@jnsq.org
Tired of Capitalism, tired of Fascism, and tired of being tired.
18 U.S. Code § 242 absolutist.
they/them
18 U.S. Code § 242 absolutist.
they/them
It's funny watching MAGAts try to gotcha anyone left of them who wants Epstein's clients to go down like we haven't been posting this gif for years.
November 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It's funny watching MAGAts try to gotcha anyone left of them who wants Epstein's clients to go down like we haven't been posting this gif for years.
git commit -am "minor refactor"
October 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
git commit -am "minor refactor"
"I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
October 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM
"I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
Dressing for the job I want.
October 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dressing for the job I want.
This is the US right now. We're not exactly in a position to be lecturing the Faroe Islands on the ethics of their aquaculture in response to their cultural achievements.
October 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
This is the US right now. We're not exactly in a position to be lecturing the Faroe Islands on the ethics of their aquaculture in response to their cultural achievements.
Costco is the only pharmacy around that has Novavax (the best US COVID vaccine for people at high risk of bad reactions), and you don't need to be a member to use either the pharmacy or the food stand, so you can spend your wait-for-anaphylaxis period enjoying the hot dog combo.
October 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Costco is the only pharmacy around that has Novavax (the best US COVID vaccine for people at high risk of bad reactions), and you don't need to be a member to use either the pharmacy or the food stand, so you can spend your wait-for-anaphylaxis period enjoying the hot dog combo.
A lot of people clearly had the same idea for trolling cops.
October 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
A lot of people clearly had the same idea for trolling cops.
This will ruin countless lives and the only correction will be a statement advising against using the COPILOT() function in a list of use cases that incrementally grows to include everything that people use spreadsheets for, one disaster at a time.
October 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This will ruin countless lives and the only correction will be a statement advising against using the COPILOT() function in a list of use cases that incrementally grows to include everything that people use spreadsheets for, one disaster at a time.
The target market for this is obviously business travelers who missed their kids' birthdays, not parents who want to keep kids playing quietly during a flight.
October 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The target market for this is obviously business travelers who missed their kids' birthdays, not parents who want to keep kids playing quietly during a flight.
Data structures nerds: I had to see this diagram of a Merkle tree, so you do too. (Easier to read in light mode. Original post is here: cloud.tencent.com/developer/ar...)
October 1, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Data structures nerds: I had to see this diagram of a Merkle tree, so you do too. (Easier to read in light mode. Original post is here: cloud.tencent.com/developer/ar...)
What would you say is the right place and time?
September 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
What would you say is the right place and time?
The protector of innocent children has entered the chat.
September 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The protector of innocent children has entered the chat.
Using one pic that's already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2:00 p.m.?
September 2, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Using one pic that's already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2:00 p.m.?
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
The elastic bands used to package Smartwool socks look like some sort of pride flag, but I'm not sure which end is up. I guess I'll need to buy more Smartwool socks to refresh my memory.
August 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The elastic bands used to package Smartwool socks look like some sort of pride flag, but I'm not sure which end is up. I guess I'll need to buy more Smartwool socks to refresh my memory.
Post a nonreligious photo you think of as holy.
August 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Post a nonreligious photo you think of as holy.
Post something from your camera roll that comes up when you search "yellow car"
August 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Post something from your camera roll that comes up when you search "yellow car"
Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
This could have gone a lot worse.
This could have gone a lot worse.
August 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
This could have gone a lot worse.
This could have gone a lot worse.
Schrodinger's white person is both innocent of the sins of their Confederate ancestors and inheritor of the valor of their Union ancestors.
August 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Schrodinger's white person is both innocent of the sins of their Confederate ancestors and inheritor of the valor of their Union ancestors.